Welcome to the magical time between Christmas and New Year’s when The Superficial lazily rehashes all the posts you sick sons of bitches couldn’t get enough of. This year, in lieu of a Top 10, we’ve decided to break it down by the best post of each month so we can all relive the joy and majesty of 2011, and more importantly, give me an extra two posts to phone in so I can sit around thumbing my Christmas loot.
Nobody really knows where Courtney Stodden came from or how, but when future anthropologists discover the remains of our civilization, they’ll note 2011 as the year the Internet became freakishly obsessed with a 36-year-old transsexual named Tommy who pretended he was the child bride of a bit actor from Lost. They’ll also note that by the time we realized Tommy was a Russian spy speaking in a complex alliterative code, we’d already let him rub his tits against the nuclear codes laying the groundwork for a saucy nuclear winter that sassalized our sexy stems with stimulation.
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