BEST OF 2011: Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos

December 30th, 2011 // 27 Comments
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Welcome to the magical time between Christmas and New Year’s when The Superficial lazily rehashes all the posts you sick sons of bitches couldn’t get enough of. This year, in lieu of a Top 10, we’ve decided to break it down by the best post of each month so we can all relive the joy and majesty of 2011, and more importantly, give me an extra two posts to phone in so I can sit around thumbing my Christmas loot.


Nobody really knows where Courtney Stodden came from or how, but when future anthropologists discover the remains of our civilization, they’ll note 2011 as the year the Internet became freakishly obsessed with a 36-year-old transsexual named Tommy who pretended he was the child bride of a bit actor from Lost. They’ll also note that by the time we realized Tommy was a Russian spy speaking in a complex alliterative code, we’d already let him rub his tits against the nuclear codes laying the groundwork for a saucy nuclear winter that sassalized our sexy stems with stimulation.

Posted: 10.3.2011

Original Post: Courtney Stodden in a Bikini: Episode 1 The Airbrushed Menace

Photos: GSI Media


  1. Coyote

    This is NOT the Best; It is the WORST. Gross

  2. forrest gump

    he tried also this bikini……BUT HIS BALLS WERE TO BIG & HIS TITS TOO SMALL.

  3. Donald Trump

    What drugs is he on? Look how puffy his face is. Hmmm
    Don’t even get me started on those moobs!

  4. Satan's bitch

    Every time I see him I think of the creepy character he played in The Green Mile and I want to push his face in. Her, I just feel pity for the bitch. Imagine being so shallow at her age (35 is not that old, y’all).

  5. BigDaddy

    I was feeling good then I seen this ugly bitch. Please don’t show it again.

  6. suck it

    LOL “36 year old transexual named Tommy”
    LMAOOOO “saucy nuclear winter that sassalized our sexy stems with stimulation”

    I love The Superficial!!!

  7. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
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    who’s the lesbian she’s sitting on?

  8. cc

    The sad thing is that, when you look at pictures of her when she was young, you realize that if she didn’t have huge fake implants, stopped fucking with her hair, and wore less make up she’d actually be a fairly cute girl with a decent figure. Instead, she just looks like a deep-fried Barbie.

  9. Jimbob

    The faker the better, I say. She could use larger implants and more collagen in the lips. Shawna Sand is still winning, in my book.

  10. Marjorie

    Please see here:

    same bikini – enhances you by 2 cup sizes. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE JUST POINT OUT THE FACT SHE STUFFS HER BRA? PLEASE?

  11. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
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    yay! shes legal next year lol

  12. double stuff

    her bra is totally stuffed, so obvs

  13. eeo

    saucy nuclear winter that sassalized our sexy stems with stimulation. LMAO I love u fish!

  14. mollz

    He looks like a fucking Make a Wish Foundation candidate

  15. tom

    Her teeth are freaking me out.

  16. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
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    Wow, that actually kinda looks like a real smile on her face. Whatshisname looks like a cancer patient, though. Poor patients, having to be associated with that.

  17. Jessesgirl

    I’d like to see her birth certificate (the one that’s NOT written in Comic Sans thankyou). Those arms say mid 30′s plus.

  18. lisa

    ouch! i wanna punch my screen when i see her!

  19. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
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    Oh no! This pic reveals the big boob illusion!!! (padded bra)You’re ruining it for women everywhere!!!!

  20. henron j

    She is hot!!! New Pam Anderson

  21. jaffa

    The very nature of enclosing a photograph in plastic encourages users to pick it up, users tend to handle plastic enclosed photographs less gently than non enclosed photographs, simply because they feel the plastic enclosure makes the photo impervious to all mishandling. Thanks.
    seamless panties

  22. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
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    Why is everyone making such a big deal out of this kid and her loser pedophile grandfather? She looks like the leftovers from a gangbang.

  23. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
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    My eyes keep connecting her eyebrows. They are quite close together.

  24. Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
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    She’s rockin’ some serious cameltoe and/or labia… I’d love to get a taste of it too!

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