Welcome to the magical time between Christmas and New Year’s when The Superficial lazily rehashes all the posts you sick sons of bitches couldn’t get enough of. This year, in lieu of a Top 10, we’ve decided to break it down by the best post of each month so we can all relive the joy and majesty of 2011, and more importantly, give me an extra two posts to phone in so I can sit around thumbing my Christmas loot.
OCTOBER
Nobody really knows where Courtney Stodden came from or how, but when future anthropologists discover the remains of our civilization, they’ll note 2011 as the year the Internet became freakishly obsessed with a 36-year-old transsexual named Tommy who pretended he was the child bride of a bit actor from Lost. They’ll also note that by the time we realized Tommy was a Russian spy speaking in a complex alliterative code, we’d already let him rub his tits against the nuclear codes laying the groundwork for a saucy nuclear winter that sassalized our sexy stems with stimulation.
Posted: 10.3.2011
Original Post: Courtney Stodden in a Bikini: Episode 1 The Airbrushed Menace
Photos: GSI Media
This is NOT the Best; It is the WORST. Gross
1,000 pt. Truth Bonus.
Agreed! This is one of the most rotted, ugly ass looking couple posted on this site. Picture her first thing in the morning. Yikes!
he tried also this bikini……BUT HIS BALLS WERE TO BIG & HIS TITS TOO SMALL.
What drugs is he on? Look how puffy his face is. Hmmm
Don’t even get me started on those moobs!
Every time I see him I think of the creepy character he played in The Green Mile and I want to push his face in. Her, I just feel pity for the bitch. Imagine being so shallow at her age (35 is not that old, y’all).
I was feeling good then I seen this ugly bitch. Please don’t show it again.
LOL “36 year old transexual named Tommy”
LMAOOOO “saucy nuclear winter that sassalized our sexy stems with stimulation”
I love The Superficial!!!
who’s the lesbian she’s sitting on?
The sad thing is that, when you look at pictures of her when she was young, you realize that if she didn’t have huge fake implants, stopped fucking with her hair, and wore less make up she’d actually be a fairly cute girl with a decent figure. Instead, she just looks like a deep-fried Barbie.
The faker the better, I say. She could use larger implants and more collagen in the lips. Shawna Sand is still winning, in my book.
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same bikini – enhances you by 2 cup sizes. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE JUST POINT OUT THE FACT SHE STUFFS HER BRA? PLEASE?
yay! shes legal next year lol
her bra is totally stuffed, so obvs
saucy nuclear winter that sassalized our sexy stems with stimulation. LMAO I love u fish!
He looks like a fucking Make a Wish Foundation candidate
Her teeth are freaking me out.
Wow, that actually kinda looks like a real smile on her face. Whatshisname looks like a cancer patient, though. Poor patients, having to be associated with that.
I’d like to see her birth certificate (the one that’s NOT written in Comic Sans thankyou). Those arms say mid 30′s plus.
ouch! i wanna punch my screen when i see her!
Oh no! This pic reveals the big boob illusion!!! (padded bra)You’re ruining it for women everywhere!!!!
She is hot!!! New Pam Anderson
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Why is everyone making such a big deal out of this kid and her loser pedophile grandfather? She looks like the leftovers from a gangbang.
My eyes keep connecting her eyebrows. They are quite close together.
She’s rockin’ some serious cameltoe and/or labia… I’d love to get a taste of it too!