For everyone whose job doesn’t involve wearing pajama pants and reading TMZ all day, 14-year-old Modern Family star Ariel Winter emancipated herself from her, by all accounts, abusive, controlling stage mom and moved in with her sister who had to emancipate herself at the same age to escape similar abuse. In response, Ariel’s mother has claimed the whole thing is because Ariel’s having sex with an 18-year-old boyfriend, so naturally some paparazzi thought it’d be cute to ask Courtney Stodden for advice on the matter because she’s also in a relationship where the sex is fictional. And, oh yeah, something about age. Radar Online reports:
Out in Hollywood Saturday night, Courtney was asked to share her wisdom about older men with Ariel.
Stodden was obviously confused at first, not seeming to have any idea who Ariel is.
Fortunately, husband Doug, was there to fill her in, helping Courtney come up with a good answer.
“I think it’s awesome! As long as they’re in love, it’s okay,” Courtney said with great enthusiasm.
“They should get married!”
Elmo’s also embroiled in a situation with a younger man, so The Superficial reached out to him for his advice:
“Elmo not know what you’re talking about. Elmo just want man’s hand out of Elmo’s butt. Why are you not helping Elmo? Elmo sees your phone has numbers 9 and 1 on it to call police. Please don’t walk away from Elmo. ELMO FIND YOU!”
Words to live by, Ariel. Words to live by.
Photos: Splash News
Her left tit is older than the girl she is “advising.”
Pretty sure this latest pair is only about four years old. It was a grad gift from Dougie for finishing her home-schooled Christian Online Academy. (no lie – she really did that).
Cause if you’re going to take advice from anybody, it’s Courtney Stodden. Abusive stage moms are hilarious. 2 daughters dropping your ass at 14 means you’re the problem, not them.
She was invited to an event?
Guess my invitation got lost in the mail.
Nasty ass slunt. Just seeing her picture will stop me from fantasizing about banging women in their mid 30s for the rest of day.
If this rotten skank tried to push “sexy” any harder her rectum would collapse. *gag
“Elmo knows where you live!”
WHo the hell is this insignificant dog, and why does this site keep posting pics of her?
SHE’S UGLY AND DISGUSTING!!!
Easy there zombie legs!
What a mug on this beast!
Who’s the crum bum with the ugly chick?
Nice one, Toots.
She look like bobble-head doll here, and totally creepy.
He looks like he smells like pee.
Wow! Not even the tons of make up can save that face!
Cortney does that smile becuase she once again didn’t get the joke.
C-Stod, of course, being ‘the joke.’
Wow. Thanks for that nugget of pure, unadulterated wisdom, Professor Stodden.
That ain’t no teenager.
There’s more milage on that than a Vietnam era army Jeep.
Also, only 4 people at a time on a jeep.
THIS is how her breasts are supposed to look like: http://i47.tinypic.com/2v2cyuo.png and in all honesty it’d look so much better like that. Wouldn’t make her bobblehead-like.. Ugh.
You can see the visible pads in the dress, so that’s probably exactly what her normal size is.
Does “normal” size apply to fakers ? I don’t get the attempts to make them appear twice as big when they’re already fake … what’s WITH that, anyways. And those clear bra straps give me nightmares.
I think its clearly obvious to most woman that her “giant breasts” are a result of a child’s poor attempt at padding her bra. Its kind of sad an pathetic. Not the fact that shes padding her bra, but the fact that shes doing it so badly. smh
Once they get divorced, there is nothing, NOTHING holding her back from going 100 MPH headfirst into filming “Courtney’s 1st Gangbang Facial” within the first couple weeks. And I’d watch it, just for the comedy factor alone.
You’ve gotta be kidding me.
whoresayswhat?
Out of camera shot – bicycle pump.
“Squeeze harder…they are almost out of my dress!”
“Vigina-power activate!!”
Err…I mean vagina. Its been so long since I seen one, I cant even spell it. :D
I cunt smell it either.
She’s not that bad.
Umm, yes she is.
You can tell from the first pic that her boobs are at least 50% padding. A breast is not shaped that way and if she is only 18 she wouldn’t need a bra with a strapless dress.
Also, she needs to go to posing school, she always looks like she’s constipated when posing.
She married her pedo-lover, which makes her the whore expert consultant on this matter, how quaint
“Sniiiiiff…you got that fresh whore smell”. Just like a Starburst – it’s a contradiction.
mouth vomit.
Courtney Stodden looks eighteen the same way that Lindsay Lohan looks twenty-six.
Glad to see he dressed up for the occasion. Was his white t-shirt at the cleaners?
I don’t care what Stodden says or does.
Not interested. Nothing to see here. Moving along….
This might not be the most PC opinion in the world, but retards should not take advice from other retards.
It kind of reminds me of when I worked in the mental health field, and we had to pass out condoms because we couldnt’ stop them from banging each other and there was a chylmidia outbreak.
What is amazing that in addition to having implants she also wears padded bras that are too large for her
Oops, I see i am a little slow with this comment.
Her new face is just hideous. The old Courtney was hot in her own weird, plastic and make-up filled way, but this… Ugh.
Scoliosis is no laughing matter, you guys.
Diagnosis fail. Back to the classroom, white coat.
Doubt it’s implants, truth be told. It’s super padded push up bras with those silicon fillers – you can double your breast size that way, but she takes it way too far. She’s gonna ruin her breast tissue that way, those things are squeezed tighter than a nun’s thighs in Vegas.
Doesn’t the Hippocratic oath say something like ‘First, do no harm’? Shouldn’t that include ‘don’t turn a human being into a nasty looking mannequin’?
Correct. That’s why God sent Heidi’s surgeon off a cliff. He doesn’t know who to blame for Courtney.
Is something wrong with her spine?
Lordosis. It’s like scoliosis except the curvature is posterior concavity rather than a lateral curvature. It’s the opposite of kyphosis, or what is colloquially called hunchback.
Well done, Dr. !!
(Through clenched teeth) take the fucking picture…I can’t stay like this much longer!
Yup, their respective faces speak to the fact they just locked lips. (((shudder)))
Anyone else think there’s going to be an Anna Nicole Smith-like conclusion to her life?
Merrily milking men for their money…that’s how this works, right?
I’d hit that . . . With a wooden baseball bat. I’m sure that would knock some sense into her.
“Oh my god, my head! What happened? Do I have implants? Where that hell did these come from? *looks in mirror* I’ve aged 10 years! How much makeup is on my face? I used to be so young and pretty! What the- is this a wedding ring? Who the hell am I married to?”
“Sweetheart, are you all right? Did my beautiful teen bride hurt herself?”
“AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!”
Yes, and she needs to go pee-pee. *barfs*
the amount of padding she wears…. kills my brain cells
Uummmmm, for anyone who actually thinks they’re real ? Take another look …
please, I’m tired of dry-heaving over this pasty-faced cartoon… do I send you money? a first-born child? what will it take to not see her anymore? waaaahhh :’-(
OMG…where to start? What’s the stuff on her legs? Why is her face falling? Why is her head 5x bigger than her body? Why can’t she stand up straight. So many burning questions……..
Damn. I really like this website, but now it’ll get shut down because its posting child pornography.
How does a girl raised in a “good christian home” grow up thinking the way a female should look 24/7 is like a porn actress from the 80′s?
Creepiest lipstick transference ever.
oh leave her alone but she doesnt look like a 18 year old i dont know why ….
Any normal man would be skeeved out if his WIFE acted like this. This is the most disturbing thing EVER.
She has that “I’m sooooo skinny that my head looks too big for my body” look about her.