Courtney Stodden Is Still A Thing That’s Out There

May 9th, 2013 // 41 Comments

Hey, bleacher! Leave Noomi Rapace alone!

It’s been almost three months since our last Courtney Stodden post, and I honestly forgot she’s still a thing. So here she is at a fashion show for transsexual superheroes last night which, in fairness, is probably the exact kind of event Courtney Stodden should be invited to. Also ones that showcase the battery life of Real Dolls because, holy shit, can she hold a charge. There’s not a shot of Doug holding jumper cables anywhere.

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Jon

    It’s got to be close to sex tape time right?

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    I can deal with the surprises that I’ll find under the redhead’s dress. The supernatural horrors contained within that blond however…..

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    vandinz
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    What a fuckin’ hound.

  4. She always appears to be somewhere in the process of deflating.

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    Deacon Jones
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    Im sorry, Id still masturbate myself silly if a sex tape was made with her, I guarantee she’d be a natural!

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    Ironically, neither of them is touching a female breast.

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    She’s 18 years old. Sure why not. If gwyneth paltrow is the most beautiful woman in the world, then sure… Courtney is 18.

  8. kimmykimkim

    Get back to me when there’s video of her shitting an 18 inch dildo.

  9. Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian

    Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison are nothing but pathetic shameless talentless famewhores with absolutely no redeeming values whatsoever!

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    jermlvr
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    She is so unbelievablely awesome! I love this chick!!

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    claire
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    This guy is hot- who is he?

  12. anonym

    well shit. I’ll dress up as a woman so I can grab her B cups.

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    anonym
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    she really knows how to work the padding

  14. I would rather watch a sex tape with her (no Doug) than that Farrah Abraham slag.

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    Eh
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    Isn’t that the same bikini top she was wearing in the other photos from her house?
    (Disclaimer: I’m a girl so somehow this matters to me.)

    • Hmm

      Looks like the same over-sized grandma bra, yeah. She must know she’s not fooling anyone, and keeps it up out of pride. It’s just an ugly-ass fashion statement– from Sears.

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    Captain Dick
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    I still have no clue who this ugly person is?

    Those are some ugly pair of legs to go with that horrific face.

    This dude looks nothing like a lady. No matter how much makeup and woman clothes you wear.

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    Captain Dick
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    OMG lol!

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    Captain Dick
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    Is this the party where all the uglies come out to play?

    That DJ looks like Peter O’Toole

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    Captain Dick
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    …or is it a very old Anthony Perkins?

  20. Pippi Longcocking

    I’m getting Hep C just looking at this fugly cunt.

  21. Min Pin

    Dear Mr. Superficial,

    If you had forgotten about her, why post anything regarding her?

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    God, she looks her age. 40.

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    so when’s her sex tape coming out? If possible, get James Deen to be her male co-star. He did wonders for Farrah Abraham’s porn debut.

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    Smells Jahoney
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    You have to admit, she’s not a bad-looking 54 year old woman.

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    chicka
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    she’ll be rocking the tan mom look in no time.

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    Jack Ketch
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    Lovely Christ, who applied the make-up ? Ughhh.

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