Courtney Love Apologizes To Frances Bean For Saying She Banged Dave Grohl

April 16th, 2012 // 17 Comments
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“Lousy gummint always tryin’ to steal my baby. Stop touchin’ me, Obama!”

Last week, heroin told Courtney Love it’d be an awesome idea to go on Twitter and accuse Dave Grohl of banging Frances Bean because he’s always been “sexually obsessed” with Kurt Cobain. Except here comes the amazing part of this story. Courtney Love actually had the mental wherewithal to realize she probably shouldn’t have done that (and will need money in the future), so just assume this “apology” happened during that brief 10-15 seconds before she stumbled into another opium den i.e. her bathroom. Via Twitter

Bean, sorry I believed the gossip.. Mommy loves you

And by gossip, Courtney Love of course means drugs. “Bean, sorry I believed the drugs.” And maybe reminding Frances Bean that Courtney is her biological mother wasn’t the best move either. In fact, she should just tweet this instead:

Bean, I stole you from a hospital nursery and mailed you the address of your real birth parents so you never have to directly interact with my crazy ever again. But just to be safe I also purchased this shotgun. Mostly to get Dave Grohl to try and fuck me like your father. I mean, that guy we lived with for a while who in no way impregnated me with you. Be cool XOXO

(You’re welcome.)

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. grungetaint

    Do you think this plaid shirt makes me look junkie like? Where did you go? You know I can’t see you in dim light…..

  2. “That’s why I say, ‘Hey man nice shot’. . .”

  3. Courtney Love Drunk Stumbling
    Commented on this photo:

    In every photo like this there’s always a midget albino T-rex/American Psycho look-a-like saying it all with his eyes.

  4. Courtney Love Drunk Stumbling
    Cock Dr
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    Should be up there high on the list of anyone’s dead pool.

    • Confusus

      As the years go by and Courtney doesn’t die, I think it more and more likely that she has the Keith Richards gene.

      If so, Courtney will dance on all our graves, and then do a line of smack on our tombstones.

  5. Courtney Love Drunk Stumbling
    mbcl
    Commented on this photo:

    “look at me everybody i’m lindsay lohan weeeeeeeeee”

  6. Courtney Love Drunk Stumbling
    Meia
    Commented on this photo:

    WHY IS SHE STILL HERE
    WHY?!

  7. Courtney Love Drunk Stumbling
    Commented on this photo:

    I looked at the poor man in this picture and decided: I will never, ever complain about my job.

  8. Courtney Love Drunk Stumbling
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    “Right, ‘Bodyguard to the Stars’ my ass! If I’d stayed in the Secret Service, I could be banging Colombian hookers right now!”

  9. Courtney Love Drunk Stumbling
    King Diamond
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude needs to get himself checked now. ho knows what kind of disease he caught.

    In fact. Short arms too.

    Both of these guys should get a check up.

  10. Does anyone else think they should send a memo to the staff of Chateau Marmont to GTFO, and then bolt the doors and blow it to kingdom come? Just the staff, mind you.

  11. Richard McBeef

    the idea that you need to conduct your shit on twitter because you think people give a fucking shit about you needs to stop. we are all waiting for you to die, court. that’s it. that’s the only reason people still remember you exist.

  12. SFRowGuy

    Wait, I’m confused. Is Courtney apologizing for saying she banged Dave Grohl or for banging Dave Grohl?

    • Nippy

      No way anyone would apologize for banging Dave Grohl. Dude’s a muti-Grammy winning rock star worth millions … and she’s Courtney Love …

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