“Lousy gummint always tryin’ to steal my baby. Stop touchin’ me, Obama!”
Last week, heroin told Courtney Love it’d be an awesome idea to go on Twitter and accuse Dave Grohl of banging Frances Bean because he’s always been “sexually obsessed” with Kurt Cobain. Except here comes the amazing part of this story. Courtney Love actually had the mental wherewithal to realize she probably shouldn’t have done that (and will need money in the future), so just assume this “apology” happened during that brief 10-15 seconds before she stumbled into another opium den i.e. her bathroom. Via Twitter
Bean, sorry I believed the gossip.. Mommy loves you
And by gossip, Courtney Love of course means drugs. “Bean, sorry I believed the drugs.” And maybe reminding Frances Bean that Courtney is her biological mother wasn’t the best move either. In fact, she should just tweet this instead:
Bean, I stole you from a hospital nursery and mailed you the address of your real birth parents so you never have to directly interact with my crazy ever again. But just to be safe I also purchased this shotgun. Mostly to get Dave Grohl to try and fuck me like your father. I mean, that guy we lived with for a while who in no way impregnated me with you. Be cool XOXO
(You’re welcome.)
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Do you think this plaid shirt makes me look junkie like? Where did you go? You know I can’t see you in dim light…..
“That’s why I say, ‘Hey man nice shot’. . .”
In every photo like this there’s always a midget albino T-rex/American Psycho look-a-like saying it all with his eyes.
Should be up there high on the list of anyone’s dead pool.
As the years go by and Courtney doesn’t die, I think it more and more likely that she has the Keith Richards gene.
If so, Courtney will dance on all our graves, and then do a line of smack on our tombstones.
Maybe it’s the cockroach gene?
“look at me everybody i’m lindsay lohan weeeeeeeeee”
WHY IS SHE STILL HERE
WHY?!
why does Rosie O’Donnell wear spandex pants? Because God is cruel, spiteful, and has a sick sense of humor, that’s why.
There is no god. Courtney Love is proof of that.
I looked at the poor man in this picture and decided: I will never, ever complain about my job.
“Right, ‘Bodyguard to the Stars’ my ass! If I’d stayed in the Secret Service, I could be banging Colombian hookers right now!”
Dude needs to get himself checked now. ho knows what kind of disease he caught.
In fact. Short arms too.
Both of these guys should get a check up.
Does anyone else think they should send a memo to the staff of Chateau Marmont to GTFO, and then bolt the doors and blow it to kingdom come? Just the staff, mind you.
the idea that you need to conduct your shit on twitter because you think people give a fucking shit about you needs to stop. we are all waiting for you to die, court. that’s it. that’s the only reason people still remember you exist.
Wait, I’m confused. Is Courtney apologizing for saying she banged Dave Grohl or for banging Dave Grohl?
No way anyone would apologize for banging Dave Grohl. Dude’s a muti-Grammy winning rock star worth millions … and she’s Courtney Love …