Correction: Snooki ‘Can’ Get More Pathetic

Much like Kim Kardashian latching/handjobbing herself onto the Justin Bieber Internet wave, Snooki has taken a less disturbing, at least from a sexual standpoint, approach by making her own video for nine-year-old Willow Smith’s “Whip Your Hair.” A song that by any good measure of taste and/or parental responsibility should not exist unless Will Smith wants to see his daughter become the next Gary Coleman. Eerily accurate predictions aside, here’s the saddest thing you’ll see all day and that’s coming from someone who watched a puppy with three legs refused a hug this morning: