Comic-Con Day 1: Hope You Like Chins

July 25th, 2014 // 17 Comments

Comic-Con officially started yesterday, and the excitement was palpable provided your idea of excitement is looking at chins because literally two of the biggest stories are chin hair-based. I’m not even joking. So here’s a quick rundown of Day 1, and all the lower portion of the face information that dwells within:

Megan Fox Showed Up

There was a time when Megan Fox showing up anywhere would melt the entire Internet’s face off, but now nobody gives a shit and she’s back to making Michael Bay movies where she belongs. Not to mention, her appearance was immediately overshadowed by an Onion video full of painstakingly well-made giant CGI turtle dicks. Immediately. Overshadowed.

BATMAN’S CHIN! ZOLY SHIT!

For the first official image of Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice, fans were treated to a grainy as balls monochrome shot of Batman next to the new Batmobile. From there, an exciting picture of Superman looking exactly like he did in Man of Steel but more dark and serious because rain. And now building on that break-neck speed momentum is a close-up of Batman’s face where fans can marvel at his stubbly, butt-like chin. FEEL THE ENERGY! Via DC Comics:

Batman Ben Affleck Chin

The Avengers: Age of Ultron

Marvel realized four concept art posters for The Avengers: Age of Ultron because, let’s be honest, they don’t even have to try. They’re giving it the exact same treatment as Ant-Man, and it’ll still make a billion dollars. We’re like rats trying to get a pellet to them. *scurries under fridge* Cheeeeese…

UPDATE: They just added two more and that is definitely Vision. *builds a nest in your insulation*

LUKE SKYWALKER HAS A BEARD. ZOLY MORE SHIT!

Okay, technically this is from the London premiere of Guardians of The Galaxy and not Comic-Con, but enough nerds lost their shit about it yesterday, so technically it counts. Anyway, here’s Mark Hamill‘s beard that he’ll be sporting in Episode VII because apparently Luke Skywalker with facial hair was all everyone needed to forget the prequels even happened. And if you’re wondering what the prequels are, nothing. I just made that up.

Mark Hamill Beard Star Wars

Rust Cohle In Space

And finally Matthew McConaughey and Christopher Nolan made their first Comic-Con appearances to promote Interstellar which now sounds even more bananaballs space awesome. Except when asked if he believes aliens are real, Matthew McConaughey responded, “I don’t remember them in The Bible. Alright, alright,” and everyone just kind of went, “Goddammit,” but agreed to watch the movie anyway because Matthew McConaughey will say any words that are in a script. He’s like Ron Burgundy.

Photos: FameFlynet

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  1. Cock Dr

    I think I gave Mark Hamill some spare change the other day on a street corner.

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    Cock Dr
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    Needs more botox.

  3. Mark Hamill can do no wrong in my eyes. From being Luke Skywalker to the best voice of The Joker ever, the man is a legend.

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    Short Round
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    She still has a smokin hot body but why did she have to ruin her face with stupid plastic surgery.

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    Keep your mouth closed, honey. Gawd, the air in that head is astounding.

  6. Megan Fox Comic-Con
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    Literally frozen with botox.

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    You can almost hear “oil can. oil can.”

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    buzz
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    She is starting to look less like Megan Fox than her wax figure.

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    JO JO
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    Will Arnet is one hot Nerd!

  10. I feel like you are playing out “bananaballs”

  11. Regardless of how well TMNT does, I bet Megan will be running off at the mouth about what an amazingly talented directorJonathan Liebesman is, and how she feels so lucky to week with him.

    • dennis

      Kind of surprised she hasn’t brought up any fake lesbian sentiments during her promo interviews like she used to in the past.

  12. dennis

    Ben Affleck as Batman looks at lot like Mickey ‘Rourke as Marv (Sin City).

  13. You all can say what you want, but I still think Megan Fox is mind-fuckingly beautiful.

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    Kat
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    It’s an illusion Michael; a trick is something a whore does for money. Or cocaine. Or movie roles… I’ve made a huge mistake.

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    frotteurist
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    Teenage mutant midget thumb.

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