Coco’s Ass Was There, Too

I’m guessing as some sort of plot to turn New York into a massive, greasy pancake, Coco was also invited to Kim Kardashian’s Amp Energy Bullrun where the two literally had to be kept in separate locations to prevent damage to the cars. To put things in perspective, I was just going to put them in the same post together and the site actually flinched for a second. No, really, it grabbed itself by the So Freaking Hot section then whispered something about having a smaller anus in prison. I honestly didn’t catch all of it.

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

Tags: Ass Monday, Coco