I’m guessing as some sort of plot to turn New York into a massive, greasy pancake, Coco was also invited to Kim Kardashian’s Amp Energy Bullrun where the two literally had to be kept in separate locations to prevent damage to the cars. To put things in perspective, I was just going to put them in the same post together and the site actually flinched for a second. No, really, it grabbed itself by the So Freaking Hot section then whispered something about having a smaller anus in prison. I honestly didn’t catch all of it.
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Rob | July 12, 2010 at 9:09 am
first!
FrankNfrtr | July 12, 2010 at 9:12 am
Super ass Monday continues.
At least Coco is covered up a little here. I know that disappoints some, but prevents a lot of cardiac problems amongst the participants/witnesses/victims.
We know what’s under that black rubber & some of it just isn’t pretty.
Mdiz | July 12, 2010 at 9:35 am
The things i would eat outta that turd cutter!
Dawn | July 12, 2010 at 9:56 am
At first I thought she was a walrus propped up next to the car.
DKNY | July 12, 2010 at 11:48 am
I was thinking manatee.
Merriam | July 12, 2010 at 10:04 am
Wow, look at all those hunks behind her, she really is one lucky lady. I wonder if she knows how many girls would love to look like her, just to be able to be around just one of those studs that bask in her glow.
its me fuckers | July 12, 2010 at 11:32 am
I have absolutely no desire to look like Coco. EVER. Lucky lady? I don’t know. Rich husband? Yes.
Coco actually looks better with clothes on. I can see what men find attractive about her but it is just so gross and fake! She just reminds me of Amanda Lepore
shimmy | July 13, 2010 at 7:00 am
Darling I think Merriam was being gloriously sarcastic. And yes I would like to add that this Coco is fug.
That’s a man, baby!
Ash | July 12, 2010 at 10:44 am
At least she covered up her cooter appropriately!
ZigZagZoey | July 12, 2010 at 10:46 am
Correction…..
COCO’s ass is pretty much everywhere.
I wonder if she constantly knocks things over with that ass.
stinky mcpoop | July 12, 2010 at 11:16 am
i’ll ask what everyone else is wondering – is her black rubber outfit steel belted?
Mdiz | July 12, 2010 at 11:30 am
HA! Solid!
paul | July 12, 2010 at 11:17 am
slowly disliking the coco, in the picture with the glasses off she looks like John Travolta :(
kelley | July 12, 2010 at 11:32 am
What a bleached, plastic, phoney, pathetic mess. Even her fingernails are fake. I think the shoes may be real, but that’s it !!
McFeely Smackup | July 12, 2010 at 11:45 am
The truly pathetic part is that she really, honestly, thinks she’s sexy and thinks people pay attention because she’s attractive.
She’s a fucking freakshow. Huge horrible looking fake boobs, and that medically diagnosable misshaped fat ass (google “steatopygia”), then dress it all up in spandex. Really? It makes me think she’s probably at least a little mentally retarded.
Angela | July 12, 2010 at 11:50 am
The thing about this picture that really shocks me is the fact that those puny little heels on her shoes can actually hold her up without snapping in half.
Carolyn | July 12, 2010 at 12:19 pm
What does she do besides posing?
Cock Dr | July 12, 2010 at 12:34 pm
She has sex with Ice-T.
kelley | July 12, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Good one !! I’m with Angela, too.
Cock Dr | July 12, 2010 at 3:41 pm
I understand she also Twitters quite a bit.
Lifts weights too.
OK, that’s all I’ve got.
Nameless | July 12, 2010 at 7:36 pm
Still waiting for the trifecta of Kim K, Coco and JLo at the same spot at the same time. That much ass in one place will throw the world off its axis.
whatever dogg | July 13, 2010 at 5:50 pm
For the moment between that & the end of the world it’d be worth it.
shankyouverymuch | July 12, 2010 at 9:30 pm
I think Mel should definitely get together with Coco next!
elizabetcetera | July 12, 2010 at 9:44 pm
Coco is a goddess.
Me | July 12, 2010 at 9:56 pm
she probably ass sex
OB | July 13, 2010 at 12:42 am
Who’s this “COCO” anyhow? COOCOO more like it. Looks like yesterdays garbage. Similar to the “Snooky” idiot and the Kardashians. No talent land pigs.
captain america | July 13, 2010 at 9:31 am
and I’m again a happy man………….
ZeeZee Coco | July 13, 2010 at 10:19 am
Call me! I love to laugh and have FUN. 703-569-2941
welldoneson | July 13, 2010 at 6:29 pm
This woman does a flawless impression of a walrus, complete with whiskers.
tara | July 13, 2010 at 6:37 pm
coco or kim?
Chenush | July 14, 2010 at 9:12 am
That’s a man baby.
carib girl | July 15, 2010 at 12:48 am
at least this ugly man looking whore is covered for once.ice t should get a plastic surgeon work on her face immediately.