Coco’s Ass Was There, Too

July 12th, 2010 // 51 Comments

I’m guessing as some sort of plot to turn New York into a massive, greasy pancake, Coco was also invited to Kim Kardashian’s Amp Energy Bullrun where the two literally had to be kept in separate locations to prevent damage to the cars. To put things in perspective, I was just going to put them in the same post together and the site actually flinched for a second. No, really, it grabbed itself by the So Freaking Hot section then whispered something about having a smaller anus in prison. I honestly didn’t catch all of it.

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. me
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    At least she has a t-shirt on … so you don’t have to see her implanted boobs folding in on themselves. Sick. Who is she anyway?

  2. Bad News Robot
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    Bad News Ice-T: You have little tiny dwarf feet.

  3. Rob

    first!

  4. Super ass Monday continues.
    At least Coco is covered up a little here. I know that disappoints some, but prevents a lot of cardiac problems amongst the participants/witnesses/victims.
    We know what’s under that black rubber & some of it just isn’t pretty.

  5. The Matador
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    This picture just made my day, maybe my week, very likely my month, and quite possibly my entire year.

  6. Mdiz

    The things i would eat outta that turd cutter!

  7. todd
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    Coco’s a beast, but god damn what an ass!

  8. Dawn

    At first I thought she was a walrus propped up next to the car.

  9. Merriam

    Wow, look at all those hunks behind her, she really is one lucky lady. I wonder if she knows how many girls would love to look like her, just to be able to be around just one of those studs that bask in her glow.

    • its me fuckers

      I have absolutely no desire to look like Coco. EVER. Lucky lady? I don’t know. Rich husband? Yes.

      Coco actually looks better with clothes on. I can see what men find attractive about her but it is just so gross and fake! She just reminds me of Amanda Lepore

      • shimmy

        Darling I think Merriam was being gloriously sarcastic. And yes I would like to add that this Coco is fug.
        That’s a man, baby!

  10. Bernardo
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    Who cares about Paris porn video, I want from this girl home made PORN. I could be the DICK.

  11. Cock Dr
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    Jeezus tap dancing Christ…..that is a big ass she (or Ice T) had purchased & installed.

  12. Ash

    At least she covered up her cooter appropriately!

  13. ZigZagZoey

    Correction…..
    COCO’s ass is pretty much everywhere.

    I wonder if she constantly knocks things over with that ass.

  14. Fumus
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    What the hell is happening to coco’s left titty? It looks like a Nangua Baozi

  15. IKE
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    She looks much smaller when she stands next to fat ass Ice-t

  16. stinky mcpoop

    i’ll ask what everyone else is wondering – is her black rubber outfit steel belted?

  17. paul

    slowly disliking the coco, in the picture with the glasses off she looks like John Travolta :(

  18. kelley

    What a bleached, plastic, phoney, pathetic mess. Even her fingernails are fake. I think the shoes may be real, but that’s it !!

  19. McFeely Smackup

    The truly pathetic part is that she really, honestly, thinks she’s sexy and thinks people pay attention because she’s attractive.

    She’s a fucking freakshow. Huge horrible looking fake boobs, and that medically diagnosable misshaped fat ass (google “steatopygia”), then dress it all up in spandex. Really? It makes me think she’s probably at least a little mentally retarded.

  20. Angela

    The thing about this picture that really shocks me is the fact that those puny little heels on her shoes can actually hold her up without snapping in half.

  21. Hugh Gentry
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    sweet ripple in that titty

  22. Carolyn

    What does she do besides posing?

  23. Commented on this photo:

    I’d enjoy ejaculating on those buttocks.

  24. doodleman
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    damn i wanna do that ass

  25. doodleman
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    shes hot

  26. Nameless

    Still waiting for the trifecta of Kim K, Coco and JLo at the same spot at the same time. That much ass in one place will throw the world off its axis.

  27. shankyouverymuch

    I think Mel should definitely get together with Coco next!

  28. elizabetcetera

    Coco is a goddess.

  29. Me

    she probably ass sex

  30. OB

    Who’s this “COCO” anyhow? COOCOO more like it. Looks like yesterdays garbage. Similar to the “Snooky” idiot and the Kardashians. No talent land pigs.

  31. anonymous
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    you people do know she has a silicone filled ass? *gag*

  32. captain america

    and I’m again a happy man………….

  33. ZeeZee Coco

    Call me! I love to laugh and have FUN. 703-569-2941

  34. welldoneson

    This woman does a flawless impression of a walrus, complete with whiskers.

  35. tara

    coco or kim?

  36. Chenush

    That’s a man baby.

  37. Ribeye
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    smokin hot. I’d feast on that backyard for a week straight. I wonder if I asked her nicely if she’d let me tongue-punch her fart box?

  38. carib girl

    at least this ugly man looking whore is covered for once.ice t should get a plastic surgeon work on her face immediately.

  39. carib girl
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    wow…i still can’t believe ice t actually married this man face looking whore. so many beautiful women out there yet he married one of the fakest ugliest looking whore.

    • DKK

      You are jealous. I will bet you are uglier than her as*hole. Coco is too good for Ice-T. Coco is gorgeous.

  40. Me
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    I wanna fuck her asshole

  41. Me
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    i fuck her in the ass

  42. Commented on this photo:

    This lady is hot .. She has really got the stuff.. Coco you make my day
    The best looking ass , definetly
    I will swop places with ice T anytime

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