- Seduce spelled backward is also Jon Hamm. — Did I type that out loud? [theCHIVE]
- Speaking of battleships, here’s Rihanna fighting aliens in a movie adaptation of the boring as hell board game you played whenever your mom dumped you at your grandparents. [Heavy]
- Kate Upton’s 25 Sexiest Sports Moments [Bleacher Report]
- Gillian Anderson was a lesbian in high school. Go on… [Dlisted]
- Carlisle Cullen and his mortal wife split. (See how interesting I tried to make that to its target audience?) [Lainey Gossip]
- Gwyneth Paltrow is the face of Modern Preppy. No, really. [BuzzFeed]
- And Lily Aldridge is the face of this lingerie she’s wearing. [Popoholic]
- Blue Ivy‘s shoes could feed you for a week. [TooFab]
- Jesus Lord, Sara Jean Underwood… [Hollywood Tuna]
- Courtney Love is making accusations of Muppet rape now. Haha! Heroin. [FilmDrunk]
- What’s up, Leven Rambin? [IDLYITW]
- Christina Hendricks poses for BlackBook. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- The Kardashian lingerie ad doesn’t look Photoshopped at all. [Celebslam]
- Madonna defends Adele from Karl Lagerfeld so just assume her fat will make a suitable addition to Madonna’s cauldron. [HuffPost Celebrity]
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hottest ass in the world
wow, I came here to post the question ‘who likes that fat ass?’. So it’s you and Ice T?
and me!! Count me in!!
I would toss her salad.
I could become a believer if Kate Upton was delivered to my office in the next 20 or so minutes. Your move, God.
You wouldn’t do anything Beefy!
I suppose we’ll never know ;o)
And now the next person I would like Lohan to hit with her car!
If BATTLESHIP was Riggins vs. Coco’s ass, I would go see it.
The worst ass off all time to go along with that “ass chin” and man jaw.
Fucking fake ass. without that fake ass and fake boobs she’d be fucking TOO SKINNY HAHAHAHAHAH. How does it feel to be called too skinny Coco, huh scrawny ho? I bet she’s just dying inside now and force feeding herself 10 burgers trying to plump up. Suc it down, emaciated bitch. yuck, those bones man, I’m disgusted. TOO SKINNY, TOO SKINNY EAT A BURGER SKINNY BITCH HAHAHHA.
SHE NEEEDS TO EAT A BURGER. WHERE IS HER FUCKIN ASS? I CAN’T EVEN SEE IT.
Is that Wendy Williams before production?
“Ya can’t make a ho a housewife”
I bet she gives phenomenal helmet.
SHE DOES NOT GIVE PHENOMENAL HELMET. SHE IS SO THIN AND DISGUSTING WITH ALL THEM BONES MAN. SHE NEEDS TO EAT A DAMN SANDWICH.
GUESS WHAT COCO, I THINK YOU ARE WAY TOO THIN. LOOKEE ALL THEM BONES. I CAN STILL SEE A JAWLINE AND COLLARBONE – TOO SKINNY. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW, HUH, WHORE? ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE YOURSELF EAT 20 PIZZAS UNTIL YOUR DIGESTIVE SYTEM EXPLODES?
WHY ARE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT HER “ASS”??? I DON’T SEE ANY ASS HERE. BUILD LIKE AN 11 YEAR OLD BOY.
TOO THIN.
Poor dog looks horrified.
SHE IS TOO SKINNY TO DESERVE TO LIVE. DIE TOO SKINNY BITCH, DIE.
why do you yell so much?
CAUSE I HATE SKINNY WOMEN LIKE THIS HERE COCO.
” Blue Ivy‘s shoes could feed you for a week.”
I’ve never seen shoes made of chocolate and peanut butter before (as a vegan I don’t eat leather), but I was disappointed when I clicked that link.
NO WAY DOES COCO EAT CHOCOLATE AND PEANUT BUTTER – SHE’S SO SKINNY SHE MUST EAT NOTHING. GIVE ME WOMEN WITH REAL PLUMP ASSES LIKE KEIRA KNIGHTLEY EVERY DAY OVER THISE WANNABES LIKE COCO WHO WOULD LOOK LIKE A 8 YEAR OLD BOY IF NOT FOR IMPLANTS.
Shit, Coco, Karma has caught up wit you, a member of the general public thinks you are TOOOOO SKKKKIIINNNY. yeah, your WOSRST NIGHTMARE COME TRUE. Now what are you gonna do about it, insecure bony bitch? Eat every day until you gag?
major cameltoe
She bumped Pluto in the line of succession.
I can’t hate on Coco. I atually like her.
I HOPE YOU REALIZE HER VOLUPTUOUSNESS IS ACTUALLY ALLLL FAAAAKE. SHE’S REALLY AS SKINNY AS ALL FUCK, UNDERNETH THEM IMPLANTS. WHY DON’T YOU SAVE YOUR LOVE FOR WOMEN WITH GENUINE FAT ASSES LIKE KEIRA KNIGHTLEY?
BY THE WAY, YOU SOUND FAT. WANT TO HOOK UP? I LIKE FAT CHICKS, BUT THE FAT HAS TO BE REALZ, NOT FAAAAKE LIKE COCO.
If this is the best gig Arsenio Hall can get then Danny Devito is fucked.
we can afford to have a new Coco type come out now. There has to be a 18 year old white girl out there with big ass and tits like Coco’s. Come out little girl, it’s time to make it big.
HER ASS IS MICROSCOPIC. I CAN’T SEE IT.
HOW OFTEN DOES THIS TOO SKINNY BITCH “COCO” EAT???? ONLY ONCE A YEAR I BET FROM THE LOOKS OF HER EMACIATED FRAME. SHE CAN ONLY WISH SHE HAD THE NATURALLY HUGE VOLUPTOUS ASS OF KEIRA KNIGHTLEY, MISCHA BARTON AND OLIVIA WILDE.
We know it’s you “justifiable” you can turn your capslock off now.
Quick, someone get her into some non-vegan sausage casing, the fat’s running down her legs!
I’m in love