Coco’s Ass Still Qualifies As A Battleship
And Other News

By: The Superficial / March 14, 2012

- Seduce spelled backward is also Jon Hamm. — Did I type that out loud? [theCHIVE]

– Speaking of battleships, here’s Rihanna fighting aliens in a movie adaptation of the boring as hell board game you played whenever your mom dumped you at your grandparents. [Heavy]

- Kate Upton’s 25 Sexiest Sports Moments [Bleacher Report]

- Gillian Anderson was a lesbian in high school. Go on… [Dlisted]

- Carlisle Cullen and his mortal wife split. (See how interesting I tried to make that to its target audience?) [Lainey Gossip]

- Gwyneth Paltrow is the face of Modern Preppy. No, really. [BuzzFeed]

– And Lily Aldridge is the face of this lingerie she’s wearing. [Popoholic]

- Blue Ivy‘s shoes could feed you for a week. [TooFab]

– Jesus Lord, Sara Jean Underwood… [Hollywood Tuna]

- Courtney Love is making accusations of Muppet rape now. Haha! Heroin. [FilmDrunk]

– What’s up, Leven Rambin? [IDLYITW]

- Christina Hendricks poses for BlackBook. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- The Kardashian lingerie ad doesn’t look Photoshopped at all. [Celebslam]

- Madonna defends Adele from Karl Lagerfeld so just assume her fat will make a suitable addition to Madonna’s cauldron. [HuffPost Celebrity]

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