Coco’s Ass Still Qualifies As A Battleship
And Other News

March 14th, 2012 // 37 Comments

- Seduce spelled backward is also Jon Hamm. — Did I type that out loud? [theCHIVE]

- Speaking of battleships, here’s Rihanna fighting aliens in a movie adaptation of the boring as hell board game you played whenever your mom dumped you at your grandparents. [Heavy]

- Kate Upton’s 25 Sexiest Sports Moments [Bleacher Report]

- Gillian Anderson was a lesbian in high school. Go on… [Dlisted]

- Carlisle Cullen and his mortal wife split. (See how interesting I tried to make that to its target audience?) [Lainey Gossip]

- Gwyneth Paltrow is the face of Modern Preppy. No, really. [BuzzFeed]

- And Lily Aldridge is the face of this lingerie she’s wearing. [Popoholic]

- Blue Ivy‘s shoes could feed you for a week. [TooFab]

- Jesus Lord, Sara Jean Underwood… [Hollywood Tuna]

- Courtney Love is making accusations of Muppet rape now. Haha! Heroin. [FilmDrunk]

- What’s up, Leven Rambin? [IDLYITW]

- Christina Hendricks poses for BlackBook. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- The Kardashian lingerie ad doesn’t look Photoshopped at all. [Celebslam]

- Madonna defends Adele from Karl Lagerfeld so just assume her fat will make a suitable addition to Madonna’s cauldron. [HuffPost Celebrity]

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  1. terminator

    hottest ass in the world

  2. Richard McBeef

    I could become a believer if Kate Upton was delivered to my office in the next 20 or so minutes. Your move, God.

  3. Coco
    Mrs. Salt
    Commented on this photo:

    And now the next person I would like Lohan to hit with her car!

  4. Jon Hex

    If BATTLESHIP was Riggins vs. Coco’s ass, I would go see it.

  5. King Diamond

    The worst ass off all time to go along with that “ass chin” and man jaw.

  6. Jessesgirl

    Fucking fake ass. without that fake ass and fake boobs she’d be fucking TOO SKINNY HAHAHAHAHAH. How does it feel to be called too skinny Coco, huh scrawny ho? I bet she’s just dying inside now and force feeding herself 10 burgers trying to plump up. Suc it down, emaciated bitch. yuck, those bones man, I’m disgusted. TOO SKINNY, TOO SKINNY EAT A BURGER SKINNY BITCH HAHAHHA.

  7. Jessesgirl

    SHE NEEEDS TO EAT A BURGER. WHERE IS HER FUCKIN ASS? I CAN’T EVEN SEE IT.

  8. Coco
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that Wendy Williams before production?

  9. Deacon Jones

    “Ya can’t make a ho a housewife”

    I bet she gives phenomenal helmet.

    • Jessesgirl

      SHE DOES NOT GIVE PHENOMENAL HELMET. SHE IS SO THIN AND DISGUSTING WITH ALL THEM BONES MAN. SHE NEEDS TO EAT A DAMN SANDWICH.

  10. Jessesgirl

    GUESS WHAT COCO, I THINK YOU ARE WAY TOO THIN. LOOKEE ALL THEM BONES. I CAN STILL SEE A JAWLINE AND COLLARBONE – TOO SKINNY. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW, HUH, WHORE? ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE YOURSELF EAT 20 PIZZAS UNTIL YOUR DIGESTIVE SYTEM EXPLODES?

  11. Jessesgirl

    WHY ARE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT HER “ASS”??? I DON’T SEE ANY ASS HERE. BUILD LIKE AN 11 YEAR OLD BOY.

  12. Coco
    Jessesgirl
    Commented on this photo:

    TOO THIN.

  13. Coco
    Visiblechalice
    Commented on this photo:

    Poor dog looks horrified.

  14. Jessesgirl

    SHE IS TOO SKINNY TO DESERVE TO LIVE. DIE TOO SKINNY BITCH, DIE.

  15. Pat C.

    ” Blue Ivy‘s shoes could feed you for a week.”
    I’ve never seen shoes made of chocolate and peanut butter before (as a vegan I don’t eat leather), but I was disappointed when I clicked that link.

    • Jessesgirl

      NO WAY DOES COCO EAT CHOCOLATE AND PEANUT BUTTER – SHE’S SO SKINNY SHE MUST EAT NOTHING. GIVE ME WOMEN WITH REAL PLUMP ASSES LIKE KEIRA KNIGHTLEY EVERY DAY OVER THISE WANNABES LIKE COCO WHO WOULD LOOK LIKE A 8 YEAR OLD BOY IF NOT FOR IMPLANTS.

  16. Jessesgirl

    Shit, Coco, Karma has caught up wit you, a member of the general public thinks you are TOOOOO SKKKKIIINNNY. yeah, your WOSRST NIGHTMARE COME TRUE. Now what are you gonna do about it, insecure bony bitch? Eat every day until you gag?

  17. Coco
    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    major cameltoe

  18. cc

    She bumped Pluto in the line of succession.

  19. Lola

    I can’t hate on Coco. I atually like her.

    • Jessesgirl

      I HOPE YOU REALIZE HER VOLUPTUOUSNESS IS ACTUALLY ALLLL FAAAAKE. SHE’S REALLY AS SKINNY AS ALL FUCK, UNDERNETH THEM IMPLANTS. WHY DON’T YOU SAVE YOUR LOVE FOR WOMEN WITH GENUINE FAT ASSES LIKE KEIRA KNIGHTLEY?

    • Jessesgirl

      BY THE WAY, YOU SOUND FAT. WANT TO HOOK UP? I LIKE FAT CHICKS, BUT THE FAT HAS TO BE REALZ, NOT FAAAAKE LIKE COCO.

  20. Coco
    Horton
    Commented on this photo:

    If this is the best gig Arsenio Hall can get then Danny Devito is fucked.

  21. Huge Johnson

    we can afford to have a new Coco type come out now. There has to be a 18 year old white girl out there with big ass and tits like Coco’s. Come out little girl, it’s time to make it big.

  22. Jessesgirl

    HOW OFTEN DOES THIS TOO SKINNY BITCH “COCO” EAT???? ONLY ONCE A YEAR I BET FROM THE LOOKS OF HER EMACIATED FRAME. SHE CAN ONLY WISH SHE HAD THE NATURALLY HUGE VOLUPTOUS ASS OF KEIRA KNIGHTLEY, MISCHA BARTON AND OLIVIA WILDE.

  23. Nobody

    Quick, someone get her into some non-vegan sausage casing, the fat’s running down her legs!

  24. Coco
    icon7d
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m in love

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