I’m gonna need a bigger star.
Because classy’s always up at the crack (!) of dawn, Coco tweeted a pic of her bare ass getting out bed this morning which is what you do when you’re Ice-T’s woman lest he’s forced to calmly explain how you’ve pained the deep well that is his emotions. Using the language of butt sex. (The man’s fluent.)
NOTE: Click Here for NSFW version. And here for a shot from the Bullrun Rally for strictly scale purposes. I like to keep things scientific.
Photos: Cocosworld, Splash News
Oh | July 27, 2010 at 3:36 pm
Wow… that thing is.. scary.
Colin | July 28, 2010 at 2:54 am
This chick is like… to trashy for porn even… suck
Mr. Nice Guy | August 2, 2010 at 1:15 am
I would love to Fuck this women. She looks like a Great Lay!
stings | August 18, 2010 at 9:16 am
LMAO @ Wow… that thing is.. scary.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 27, 2010 at 3:39 pm
fugdiculous
FrankNfrtr | July 27, 2010 at 3:40 pm
Thank U for sharing Coco.
I’l never understand, butt I AM in awe.
sean | July 27, 2010 at 3:40 pm
This is utterly revolting. The woman has big problems in the area of morality. What kind of lewd, disgusting exhibitionist puts pictures like this out? Answer: someone who needs Jesus. You think Mel Gibson is deranged? Not as much as this sick woman.
FrankNfrtr | July 27, 2010 at 3:43 pm
Coco has Jesus packed into one cheek & Mohammed in the other.
Ice-T is right in the middle.
Can’t you feel the love?
Laura | July 27, 2010 at 5:26 pm
…more like, ‘can you smell the stench’?…
dudeatdudedotdude | July 27, 2010 at 3:47 pm
if jesus fapped to that pic would it count as the coming of the lord?
Christopher | July 27, 2010 at 5:17 pm
With a butt that big, he’s gonna need … a second cumming! *rimshot*
Laura | July 27, 2010 at 5:27 pm
…is that you, Hay-Soos?…
dudeatdudedotdude | July 27, 2010 at 5:39 pm
@Christopher = very good :DD
BigJoe | December 23, 2010 at 7:34 am
How do you think that star got there
Nicole | July 27, 2010 at 3:49 pm
While I agree this is not a great thing to pop up on my screen as I eat lunch (I’m a breast girl)… I don’t think a bare ass can compare to beating (allegedly) a woman, endangering a child, drinking and driving, being a distructive racist, etc, that is “Mr.” Gibson.
Mel Gibson | July 27, 2010 at 7:39 pm
Hey Fuck You, but first you’ll blow me!
Nicole | July 28, 2010 at 11:44 am
Exactly my point!! Bare ass is no big deal… Mel is scum of the earth!! :-)
Michael | July 27, 2010 at 3:49 pm
I think you’re at the wrong website. Try CBN.com, you may feel less revolted.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 27, 2010 at 3:51 pm
or google blue waffle or lemon party then click i’m feeling lucky
fuck you | July 27, 2010 at 4:58 pm
I fucking hate you. I just did that our of pure curiousity, and now I have…whatever that is….in my mind. Again, fuck you and your blue waffles. Fuck you. How the hell did you find that shit? Is that what gets you going?lol
WTF report | July 27, 2010 at 5:02 pm
Obvious troll. This guy’s on a Jesus troll just like Typical trolled for outrage with those superior Asian chix posts.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 27, 2010 at 5:21 pm
omg f-u tell me you didnt fer realz fall for that–lol normally i have to send those to like feeble aunts and uncles for a reaction. fwiw tho im def christian. i have a sense of humor though. and my dashboard jesus just gave me a thumbs up as i typed that so i believe im covered.
brittani | July 30, 2010 at 6:28 am
Um, so I decided to look up that “blue waffle” and I’m feeling lucky… and I agree how the fuck do you find shit like that… thats prob what the opposite side of this bitch looks like.
Phil | July 30, 2010 at 8:43 am
don’t forget tub chick
That Guy | July 27, 2010 at 4:19 pm
I’m sure she needs a fictional jewish zombie as much as the next person but at least she’s interesting
godless heathen | July 27, 2010 at 4:30 pm
Why do you repeatedly subject yourself to things you supposedly find so horrifying? Guess those christian side hugs aren’t as fulfilling as some claim, and you need to whack it to freaky z-list ass. Stop with the judgment and try to go make the world a better place.
gatormatt | July 27, 2010 at 4:31 pm
And you need jesus in your life for tossing off to her bare ass
The Laughing G-d | July 27, 2010 at 5:16 pm
Everyone don’t listen to Sean, he is just angry because he recently found online evidence of one of two people who could be his father. When he saw a vid of his mom as the cream filling of an oreo sandwich.
Clickclick | July 27, 2010 at 5:19 pm
I can’t believe I looked at the blue waffle thing. I may never have sex again.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 27, 2010 at 5:36 pm
not feeling so lucky now eh hehe ;) if it makes you feel any better, i fell for the lemon party trick. but by the time blue waffle came i knew not to click on lucky EVER again….. hey but if you like maze games i know a good link….
angela | July 28, 2010 at 1:31 am
Spoiler: Jesus is a fairytale.
sean | August 1, 2010 at 8:18 pm
I like having sex with 12 year old boys!
Hung Dong | July 27, 2010 at 3:43 pm
I would motorboat that a$$!
Laura | July 27, 2010 at 5:24 pm
…until she farts in your mouth, right?…
Dick Squirt | July 27, 2010 at 3:45 pm
This woman must use paper towels for toilet paper.
Michelle | July 27, 2010 at 3:54 pm
LMFAOOOOOO
heavyearly | July 27, 2010 at 3:45 pm
damn this woman is epic. her and her twin Kim are fucking amazing.
RoboZombie | July 27, 2010 at 3:49 pm
That’s it, this calls for an “Ass-Off” between Kim Kardashian and Coco!
I’ll alert Homeland Security!
justme | July 27, 2010 at 4:12 pm
You could literally lose your whole arm in there. And by whole arm, I mean my penis.
Karen | July 27, 2010 at 4:24 pm
So, you mean your little finger?
Laura | July 27, 2010 at 5:28 pm
…a cocktail weenie?…
justme | July 27, 2010 at 5:55 pm
Did we date?
justme | July 27, 2010 at 6:01 pm
Karen, Laura…irons-nous à la chambre à coucher? That’s French ladies, and yes…I used Google translate. Trust me, what I lack in size, I make up for in Star Wars collectibles and personalities ;) I feel a little strange leaving you my number or email address, so just try to find me on chatroulette. I’ll be the guy with no pants.
Ugh... | July 27, 2010 at 4:19 pm
You sure that’s not her face?
huh? | July 27, 2010 at 4:21 pm
“…lest he’s forced to calmly explain how you’ve pained the deep well that his emotions.”
“well that his emotions?” What the heck kind of sentence is that?
chelsea | July 27, 2010 at 5:57 pm
well as in water well. it makes sense.
Coco | July 27, 2010 at 4:24 pm
“Honey, I need to wipe, could you be a sweetie and go get the jaws of life?”
Kelley | July 27, 2010 at 4:29 pm
Jesus Plezus … I read in the Enquirer the other day that she “swears it’s genetic,” meaning her hideous, gargantuan ass. She admits to the boob job but denies the ass implants, which, when she lies on her stomach and the paps get a close-up shot, reveals the ugly implant scars. What a slimy, lying cooze … and those spike heels are comical. Take it out back and shoot it.
Laura | July 27, 2010 at 5:25 pm
that biatch is fake from head to toe
Savalas | July 27, 2010 at 4:31 pm
I thought Twitter posts had some sort of size limit
Kelley | July 27, 2010 at 4:33 pm
The woman has HUGE problems upstairs …
sean | July 27, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Yes, she has a huge problem upstairs in two senses: 1) upstairs in the head and 2) upstairs with God.
The Laughing G-d | July 27, 2010 at 5:15 pm
sean, you piece of stool!
Jester | July 27, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Check out that freaky back Vag, it’s a perfect triangle. Although I find Shauna’s freak show strangely attractive, this chick is just freakishly freakish. Ridonculous.
woah | July 27, 2010 at 8:53 pm
You’re right, it’s like one of those magic eye illusion things. It totally looks like a hairless vag on her back.
soupofdefish | July 27, 2010 at 5:02 pm
Love that ass.. Ice-T put it in her ass for me!
audio | July 27, 2010 at 5:29 pm
pfffft…PTHPPTHBPTHBPTHBPHBPTHB…PBRRRRBRBRBRB….squirt…squirt…
PLOPPLOPPLOPPLOP!!! BRRRRAAAAAPPPP!!!…pfft…pfft
PLOP…pfffft…bloop…bloop…bleep…
PLOPPLOPPLOPPLOP!!!!! “DAYAM!!!”
stinky mcpoop | July 27, 2010 at 5:47 pm
I’m not going to look, but I’m guessing the star is hiding a turtle head poking out.
joe | July 27, 2010 at 6:31 pm
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!
Anda | July 27, 2010 at 7:09 pm
LOL
schnib | July 29, 2010 at 10:05 pm
LMAO
useless eater | July 27, 2010 at 9:51 pm
coco is a nasty whore who fucks apes
Andrea | July 27, 2010 at 11:36 pm
would you specify “cock whore” here?
Marcella | July 28, 2010 at 2:34 am
Like you’re NOT fluent in man on man butt sex? Please.
captain america | July 28, 2010 at 6:19 am
she gets the message.
……DON’T TALK JUST DO IT!!
Carol | July 29, 2010 at 11:30 am
Hey Guys, Is that butt real?
Lennox Lewis | July 29, 2010 at 3:33 pm
When I resume my career in boxing, I am going to us her ass as a heavy bag.
Vin Broccoli | July 29, 2010 at 9:57 pm
Beautiful!
Adja | July 30, 2010 at 8:03 am
Personally, I like this one a lot better : http://www.nerve.com/files/uploads/scanner/haydenpanettierenude.jpg
Makes me rethink Hayden suddenly…
cc | July 30, 2010 at 9:50 am
Oh look! The Mars Rover!
R.FEDERER | July 30, 2010 at 4:49 pm
I GUESS UR LORD IS DD RIGHT….?
RIGHT | July 30, 2010 at 4:53 pm
IN THE NAME OF DD OUR LORD OUR SAVIOUR GO EVIL!!!
LEAK | July 30, 2010 at 4:54 pm
BEAUTIFUL!