Coco Tweeted Her Bare Ass

July 27th, 2010 // 123 Comments

I’m gonna need a bigger star.

Because classy’s always up at the crack (!) of dawn, Coco tweeted a pic of her bare ass getting out bed this morning which is what you do when you’re Ice-T’s woman lest he’s forced to calmly explain how you’ve pained the deep well that is his emotions. Using the language of butt sex. (The man’s fluent.)

NOTE: Click Here for NSFW version. And here for a shot from the Bullrun Rally for strictly scale purposes. I like to keep things scientific.

Photos: Cocosworld, Splash News

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  1. buttfuck
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    fake, implants

  2. buttfuck
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    look at that perfect spot for a thong

  3. Oh

    Wow… that thing is.. scary.

  4. Thank U for sharing Coco.
    I’l never understand, butt I AM in awe.

  5. sean

    This is utterly revolting. The woman has big problems in the area of morality. What kind of lewd, disgusting exhibitionist puts pictures like this out? Answer: someone who needs Jesus. You think Mel Gibson is deranged? Not as much as this sick woman.

  6. Hung Dong

    I would motorboat that a$$!

  7. boredguy
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    First!

  8. boredguy
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    Coco Crispy?

  9. Dick Squirt

    This woman must use paper towels for toilet paper.

  10. heavyearly

    damn this woman is epic. her and her twin Kim are fucking amazing.

  11. spot
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    her hips to ass ratio is a modern marvel. need a coco sex tape to leak already. the cheek ripples alone as she’s getting pounded from behind would be worth the price of admission. y’know if ppl paid for sex tapes, that is.

  12. RoboZombie

    That’s it, this calls for an “Ass-Off” between Kim Kardashian and Coco!
    I’ll alert Homeland Security!

  13. spot
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    her hips-to-ass ratio is a modern marvel. the cheek ripples alone as she’s pounded from behind would be worth the price of her sex tape. y’know if ppl actually paid to watch sex tapes, that is.

  14. Jesus
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    Sean, you’re a moron. Quit thinking about your imaginary friends, and enjoy everything that is this ass. Schmuck.

  15. Heavy Metal Angel
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    That is one of the most fake rears I’ve ever seen! Her and Kim Kardashian would be great faces or rears for the Booty Transplants! You know none of that is real! Wonder how much each cheek cost Ice-T!

  16. pimp
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    let the ass eating begin!

  17. lauryn
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    the difference is that kim kardashians ass looks natural whereas THIS is a crime against nature. freaky.

  18. You could literally lose your whole arm in there. And by whole arm, I mean my penis.

  19. lauryn
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    the difference is that kim kardashians ass at least looks natural whereas this is a crime against nature. freaky.

  20. Ugh...

    You sure that’s not her face?

  21. awesome guy
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    Shopped

  22. huh?

    “…lest he’s forced to calmly explain how you’ve pained the deep well that his emotions.”

    “well that his emotions?” What the heck kind of sentence is that?

  23. Coco

    “Honey, I need to wipe, could you be a sweetie and go get the jaws of life?”

  24. claire
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    wtf

  25. grimx
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    i’m not saying i’m small but how does ANYone have a shaft long enough to get through all that ass into the pudding?

  26. Kelley

    Jesus Plezus … I read in the Enquirer the other day that she “swears it’s genetic,” meaning her hideous, gargantuan ass. She admits to the boob job but denies the ass implants, which, when she lies on her stomach and the paps get a close-up shot, reveals the ugly implant scars. What a slimy, lying cooze … and those spike heels are comical. Take it out back and shoot it.

  27. Savalas

    I thought Twitter posts had some sort of size limit

  28. Jester

    Check out that freaky back Vag, it’s a perfect triangle. Although I find Shauna’s freak show strangely attractive, this chick is just freakishly freakish. Ridonculous.

    • woah

      You’re right, it’s like one of those magic eye illusion things. It totally looks like a hairless vag on her back.

  29. xuc
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    Who? Conan O’Brien?

  30. Love that ass.. Ice-T put it in her ass for me!

  31. steve-o
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    I’d like to see a Coco vs. Kim K. “ass off”.

  32. buttfuck
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    fake, implants.

    thong groove is weird

  33. Commented on this photo:

    Its ass-rrific!!

  34. audio

    pfffft…PTHPPTHBPTHBPTHBPHBPTHB…PBRRRRBRBRBRB….squirt…squirt…
    PLOPPLOPPLOPPLOP!!! BRRRRAAAAAPPPP!!!…pfft…pfft

    PLOP…pfffft…bloop…bloop…bleep…

    PLOPPLOPPLOPPLOP!!!!! “DAYAM!!!”

  35. Canada
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    Remove the star of CoCo’s sweet ass.

  36. stinky mcpoop

    I’m not going to look, but I’m guessing the star is hiding a turtle head poking out.

  37. kim
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    god i wish i had a great ass like that

  38. eternous
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    SENSACIONAL

  39. joe

    RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!

  40. fap
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    hahahahahahahahaha

  41. Frank
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    good god, get the harpoon

  42. tada
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    brain explosion

  43. tada
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    ice-T married well :)

  44. xuc
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    What does this have to do with Conan?

  45. bocon
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    kim k haaaaaaaaaa
    this is a big ass

  46. holy cow
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    thats one big ass!!!!!

  47. useless eater

    coco is a nasty whore who fucks apes

  48. asslover
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    Love that ass cleavage, Would tap that until my penis becomes a raisin

  49. Hugh Gentry
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    god damn that is perfect to catch a load

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