Coco Wore a Bikini Again

July 19th, 2011 // 196 Comments

And now we know why our beaches are disappearing.

Ha! “Erosion.” Nice one, science.

Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. stevebeagle

    sorry,, just nothing attractive bout this girl..

    that giant ass is at least firm & not a load of cottage cheese

    • Jack Ketch

      … because it’s fake, as in implants … the paps get shots once in awhile and you can see the implant incision scars … gross.

      • LOL… no. She is just a heavy set girl that tries really hard not to be fat,
        unlike a lot of people that don’t. Wtf else is she supposed to do to please you?

    • No, strangely she’s not a fat chick trying to be skinny, she’s a fairly normal sized chick who wants to look like a first century fertility fetish. She’s stacked HUGE breast implants and HUGE ass implants onto a normal sized female frame, with freakshow results.

      Anyone who thinks her ass is real need to compare a real ass to hers. You can SEE the implants in half the photos of her ass.

      • No, her butt is real. Comparing my breast to someone else’s will not prove mine are real, just that they are bigger. When she gets lypo on her stomach and back after gaining some weight the results are just a more dramatic sized ass.

      • Tori

        NO, her ass is FAKE! She even admitted it in an interview . To be quite honest, she’s married a black guy who also happens to be an ex- gangsta rapper so do you really think he wants to make love to a flat backside. Nah! I don’t think so! She probably did it to fit his wants or what he’s use to dating i.e. black women. She could’ve gotten it at a reasonable size so it doesn’t look so fake. Hey to each his own :/

      • I’m just going to go on record as saying a human ass does not have edges.

      • *Sigh*, this will go in circles,
        before her breast aug. when she was 18
        http://i32.tinypic.com/2i8w1l2.jpg
        oh and the egg def. came before the chicken!
        Let’s stop caring so much.

  2. If you want to know what her getting ready to sit down sounds like, drag your thumb across a balloon.

  3. Coco Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Adjust your top too, before they float away in the breeze.

  4. much as id do serena, i wouldn’t touch this one in a level-a hazmat suit

  5. Dude of Dudes

    I think her ass just divided by zero.

  6. Coco Bikini
    Dude of Dudes
    Commented on this photo:

    Penis? Check.

  7. Coco Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s got a titty on her back.

  8. Coco Bikini
    Becky
    Commented on this photo:

    I see some areola hanging out. It’s like a pancake

  9. Kodos

    that’s a big ol’ butt

    “..we can use its gravity and slingshot around..”

  10. Coco Bikini
    LolaP.
    Commented on this photo:

    She is repulsive. No one wears those super high waisted bikinis anymore either.

  11. cc

    Some women sit down gracefully and others sit down in a way that makes it look like they are defecating. Coco is the latter.

  12. You block out a cute teen’s ass (that’s covered by shorts), yet you don’t censor those two hams wrapped in dental floss? What the hell is wrong with you today?

  13. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    “Erosion”
    BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!

  14. Mandi

    I don’t see a bikini anywhere.

  15. HGTV

    I think those assplants she got were to push the cellulite out.

  16. J

    Moldy-sand-covered-pear body shape

  17. Coco Bikini
    Mr. Sweden
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to pee in it.

  18. Gumption

    her ass makes me veeeery sleeepy, I want to use it as a pillow.

  19. Ditto

    This bikini is barely big enough to cover her niples!

  20. Daily Moisturizing

    At least she could be used as a flotation device.

  21. Coco Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    burn it with fire.

  22. grazer

    arggh not safe for breakfast. I was eating, dude!

  23. Proof that God is black.

  24. Coco Bikini
    JANE
    Commented on this photo:

    come on man, how the fuck is any of that attractive… especially her vag swallowing bikini “bottom” or should I say belt… PUKE

  25. To get a proper sense of scale, the large mark at the center of the left cheek is actually the red giant star Betelgeuse.

  26. Deacon Jones

    Having jerked it innumerable times to Stifler’s mom / fantasized about friends hot mother….

    I likey.

  27. mags

    That’s no moon…

    … or, I guess it is. :/

  28. Ms. Poodle

    Submitting to failblog as we speak, using her butt as a heart symbol for I *heart* saddlebags. wooooo

  29. Coco Bikini
    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    ” Yo Ice ! You wanna cocktail ?” – Coco
    “No I’m OG. I’ll have a frappucino bitch. It’s hot down here!” – Ice T

  30. Average Black Guy

    Kill it before it grows !

  31. RickyLong

    I wonder is Ice T uses a Map and Compass or GPS

    • mel

      dude: hey ice t, what’s happening tonight?

      ice t: oh, paintin’ the town brown with coco you know…same old, same old…

  32. Coco Bikini
    spiderman
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d like a shot of her bending over winking with her little brown eye.

    This chick is nasty hot.

  33. Coco Bikini
    theresa
    Commented on this photo:

    i think coco is a beautiful lady,and she works very hard on her work out,i wish just one of you punks were face to face with her man ice,i loved to see ur nasty,taste less comments then.i love your show coco&ice, you two are the most real down to earth couple on or off t.v. i am sorry that people have such low self esteem of there self,that they only feel good hidfeing behind the internet making shitty comments about beautiful people.god bless.theresa patterson. i love your doggie,and i hope he goes far in the business!i cannot think of his name right now,but i will see it when i tune in,love you guys,and i wish you the best

  34. Coco Bikini
    Jeanine
    Commented on this photo:

    At least she has a healthy body image?

  35. Coco Bikini
    Vivian
    Commented on this photo:

    How cute,in pics 24 and 25 she uses a tiny bottle of spray tan lotion for her butt, she knows she needs at least a gallon.

    And how come no one is saying anything about her thong riding up her mud hole and how they’d wait till she tossed it at the end of the day and do all kinds of dirty things with it?

    There I said it, couldn’t help it.

  36. Vivian

    How cute,in pics 24 and 25 she uses a tiny bottle of spray tan lotion for her butt, she knows she needs at least a gallon.

    And how come no one is saying anything about her thong riding up her mud hole and how they’d wait till she tossed it at the end of the day and do all kinds of dirty things with it?

    There I said it, couldn’t help it

  37. Timbo

    Is it wrong that I totally would? Cause I totally would.

  38. Coco Bikini
    hik
    Commented on this photo:

    poop!

  39. epik

    mmm plastic disgustingness

  40. Yet another moon with a gravitational effect on the tides.

  41. rican

    I am utterly disgusted, 36 photos and NOT ONE of her bending over! :(

  42. mel

    god that thing looks like it reeks!

  43. Coco Bikini
    oh i know
    Commented on this photo:

    are those the “incision scars” there under her butt cheeks???

  44. Coco Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d hit it.

  45. MrsWrong

    What do you call butt acne? assne?

  46. puddleduck

    Come on McFeely, where are you when we need your comments on this apocolypse? Love ya!!!

  47. Fast Eddie

    This cracks me up.

  48. Coco Bikini
    elle
    Commented on this photo:

    that is gross

  49. Those bermuda shorts look like a g-string on her.

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