Crouching Coco, Hidden Cameltoe And Other News

August 20th, 2012 // 113 Comments

- Johnny Depp used to bang Kate Moss and Vanessa Paradis, so I’m sure those two were real happy to find out they picked the same vacation spot. [Lainey Gossip]

- Have you seen this hot girl? I like to believe she’s reading The Superficial right now like all sexy women. (See? Those guys won’t get you like I do.) [theCHIVE]

- George Costanza is in Nickleback videos now. [Dlisted]

- Lauren Conrad is a vapid shell of a human being? Get out. [BuzzFeed]

- Candice Swanepeol works out. [Popoholic]

- Lindsay Lohan‘s lawyers seem really smart. [Celebslam]

- JWoww still has large, fake breasts in case you were wondering. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Arnold Schwarzenegger is a gristled old sheriff with an Austrian accent and a face full of plastic patrolling the Mexican border. Happens all the time. [TooFab]

- McKayla Maroney‘s nipple just made a bunch of my 13-year-old doodles anatomically correct. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Who wants to see Thor as a sexy race car driver? [Just Jared]

- Kate Beckinsale is not only hot, but an awesome mom. Who’s hot. (Does she want more kids? I know a guy.) [Starpulse]

- Quentin Tarantino‘s Coke Wizard was arrested for DUI. We officially live in a police state. [FilmDrunk]

- Hank Williams Jr. said more stupid shit. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    chuck
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    does it even need to be said?

  2. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    Enidaj
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    Something smells fishy.

  3. michelle

    I doubt the camel toe is that hidden…

  4. Looking at this picture made me think of Dog the Bounty Hunter for some reason.

  5. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    Cock Dr
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    Her body is an extraordinary landscape of man made mountains & plunging valleys…here’s a fine view of the Grand Coco Canyon.

  6. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    Fishballs
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    I don’t care what anyone says. I’d let this bitch ride my face for days.

  7. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    Monsignor Nelson
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    I wish she would visit north-eastern Indiana.
    I’d love to see a Cocotoe in Kokomo.

  8. Savalas

    “Tracy, sweetie, get me my pair of the jaws of life. I need to take a shit.”

  9. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
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    Yeah, she looks kind of weird and skanky and whatnot but damn… I want to play with that body so bad!

  10. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
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    VERY GOOD SEXY GIRL

  11. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
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    QUE DELICIA SEXY

  12. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    Cock Dr
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    Ow ow ow ow ow.*
    *on behalf of Coco and my eyes….mostly my eyes.

  13. tlmck

    Somehow the word grotesque seems woefully inadequate here.

  14. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    Commented on this photo:

    UALLLLL BELA SEXY

  15. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    cow

  16. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    Commented on this photo:

    MUITO BOA SEXY LINDA

  17. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    Commented on this photo:

    LINDAS FOTOS BELAS

  18. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
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    Wow, Torii Hunter knows what’s up.

  19. Billy Barty, Jr

    It’s a dump truck

    • DeucePickle

      I don’t know that “Dump Truck” is the best American Gladiator name, but it’s a good start.

  20. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    it had to be said
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    Stink tends to rise. Just sayin’.

  21. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
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    Eat your heart out kim kardashian

  22. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
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    She just smelled what the Rock was cooking.

  23. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
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    I would fucking wreck this chick. I like my women flexible like that. She could sit on my face.

  24. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
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    Shawn Michaels never made it look so good.

  25. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    Jack Ketch
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    Fucking UGHHHH, just UGGHHHH ! *barfs*

  26. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    judd
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    Think i see a wet spot..spreading Co-Co slobbering camel toe.

  27. cc

    I am far from a puritan but these photos make me want to revisit our public obscenity laws.

  28. Ben

    That’s gross.

  29. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    vgrly
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    This was just so not needed. And ow! I just scratched my cootch reflexively.

  30. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    Gin&Tonic
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    looks like she’s really looking forward to finally untucking her cooch-wedgie at the end of a long day on the job

  31. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    Gin&Tonic
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    that’s one hell of a thick chick

  32. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    InkyBlack
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    I’m pretty sure this is banned under the Geneva Convention or something.
    If not, it fucking should be.

  33. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    Sheppy
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    That’s err… That’s err… That’s REALLY wedged up there isn’t it?

  34. Imagine what a bright, shining star of feminine empowerment the world would have been denied if Coco’s parent’s had actually paid some attention to her.

  35. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    Sheppy
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    ¡Ay, caramba!

  36. BaZaam

    Yuuuuukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  37. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    Butt plugger
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    Some serious cakes right there!!!

  38. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
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    Think of the cleaning bill on that swimsuit.

  39. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    Mike701
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    “EwwI don’t know how T does it, I can smell it from here”

  40. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    Alpo
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    That looks sooo painful.

  41. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    Alpo
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    Did the lazer sever the nerve endings?

  42. The Royal Penis

    I’ll bet she uses one whole roll of toilet paper every time she wipes her ass.

  43. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    bernard
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    Coco has toe toe

  44. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    Cleverguy
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    Thats how the guitarist from Desperado shot his missiles

  45. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    bernard
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    toe toe

  46. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    Jack Ketch
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    Gross. In fact, moo. I think I commented about her on the wrong thread earlier, the one where she shoves out her huge plastic ass. Gee, that’s different.

  47. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    Pine Table Fever
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    Someone call Adobe and warn them they’re going to run out of Photoshop pretty fucking soon.

  48. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    Pine Table Fever
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    Someone call Dynarod!

  49. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    your mom
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    I’m thinking Arby’s!

  50. Coco Bikini Cameltoe
    CuriousTroll
    Commented on this photo:

    Ready to take a huge dump!

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