Crouching Coco, Hidden Cameltoe And Other News

The Superficial / August 20, 2012

- Johnny Depp used to bang Kate Moss and Vanessa Paradis, so I’m sure those two were real happy to find out they picked the same vacation spot. [Lainey Gossip]

- Have you seen this hot girl? I like to believe she’s reading The Superficial right now like all sexy women. (See? Those guys won’t get you like I do.) [theCHIVE]

- George Costanza is in Nickleback videos now. [Dlisted]

- Lauren Conrad is a vapid shell of a human being? Get out. [BuzzFeed]

- Candice Swanepeol works out. [Popoholic]

- Lindsay Lohan’s lawyers seem really smart. [Celebslam]

- JWoww still has large, fake breasts in case you were wondering. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Arnold Schwarzenegger is a gristled old sheriff with an Austrian accent and a face full of plastic patrolling the Mexican border. Happens all the time. [TooFab]

- McKayla Maroney’s nipple just made a bunch of my 13-year-old doodles anatomically correct. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Who wants to see Thor as a sexy race car driver? [Just Jared]

- Kate Beckinsale is not only hot, but an awesome mom. Who’s hot. (Does she want more kids? I know a guy.) [Starpulse]

- Quentin Tarantino’s Coke Wizard was arrested for DUI. We officially live in a police state. [FilmDrunk]

- Hank Williams Jr. said more stupid shit. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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