So it’s Coachella again. That magical time of the year when B-list celebrities and down pretend to be groovy, music-loving flower children of the earth while staying in luxury hotels complete with catered pool parties. Although, in their defense, David Hasselhoff shows up each year like clockwork and eats a vegan cheeseburger he dropped in the grass, so yes, that’s a tang of jealousy you detect.
In more important news, apparently robot pedophiles from the future have perfected time travel, so good luck with that because, surprise, they’re race car drivers, too. You must was as well just set your kids out on the curb.
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Not that I’m disappointed, but when she said she wanted “blow” I thought she meant something else.
Alzheimers and a weird hat are a potent mix…
“If I wear all black and stand still, the paparazzi can’t see me”
“Now, where’s the PLAY button???”
“DANGER, HERMIONE, DANGER!”
“I don’t get it… I did everything that Lohan person does and I still don’t get as much attention.. What’s wrong with me? Oh right, big tits…”
UGGHHH!!!!
another peed pant
I see he dumped Lana Del Rey.
Open boots and an umbrella…what a dickless douche.
When did Jim Morrison’s theighs get so big?
She’s pissed because Huey Lewis and the News dedicated “Hip to be Square” to Rumer.
Is that watermelon floating?
Why’s he taking a drug test at a music fest?
This is a very hot pic, despite the amount of clothing in it…
Those are high tiny boobs
The invisible man having fun at Coachella.
He smokes? Sexy points -20
ooof course. Bet she’s been waiting there all year.
I’ve got your white chocolate, baby!
D.A.R.E
The invisible man sure gets around.
Does she EVER wear shoes??
“BEHOLD!
Thee purple dildo hath emerged WHITE from this fair maiden’s life tunnel! I shall now submerge this within my backside and product a BROWN SWORD OF RECKONING!!!”
Damnit….”Produce”
Looks like waking up with a bottle of jack went straight to her thighs. Looks like she’s THE WAFFLE BOSS!
Coachella = Halloween for the stars.
Snowball!!
(gratuitous Clerks reference if you read my comment on an earlier pic)
I thought it was Val Kilmer
me too
I think she’s doing it wrong…
Oh good, the PEZ Glee collection is available for purchase!
Some primo white chocolate was had by all.
Wow, that girl is a grade A piece of ass.
He said he’d meet me RIGHT HERE!!!
Pesce.. Jealous?
What a happy looking child. She’s sure living the good life. Good job, Bruce & Demi.
Gee,.. some ppl,… even his beard looks fake,..
He needs a hard kick to the nuts….
twice!
GDamn remakes; so this is what they’re doing to Inspector Gadget?!
Hoo boy. Another douche thinking he’s a DJ because someone recognized him and asked him to “spin the chips”. Is that a real term? “Spin the chips”. I thought I heard that somewhere once. I’m 40.
So “spin the chips” means “press play on the iPod,” right? (I’m 39.)
I believe the correct phrase is “spin me some chips young squire”
I hate this motherfucker!
Well, go ahead and break yourself off some, Johnny 5.
Practicing for the money shot.
Air croquet?
is it customary to let her stick the money in her purse before the services are rendered?
This is after — she’s always embarrassed to spit before the john walks away.
What would give you the impression she’s a spitter?
is that frodo? no for reals?
He has a ring and some pipeweed….that is Frodo.
I’m pretty sure he prefers DJ Frodo, Mister McBeef! (See? Doesn’t feel so good, does it?)
the chick with the watermelon knows exactly what the fuck is up.
“Think I can spit seeds at her from this distance? Let’s see.”
Lord of the hipster douchebags.
I hope she didn’t leave her drink unsupervised. Dangerous to do in that crowd.
Smile you are not half as ugly as your sister Rumer.
Oh God I am going to puke.