Clint Eastwood Was At Coachella. Wait, What?

April 15th, 2013 // 20 Comments

Francesca Eastwood is really trying to make a name for herself in Hollywood, and what better way to do that than to drag poor Clint Eastwood to Coachella where he’ll not only stick out like a sore thumb, but God willing, spend the whole time talking like his character from Gran Torino. “Bleh. Nuthin’ but goddamn gooks and wetbacks wearin’ their mama jeans wouldn’t last a goddamn day in Korea. Eh, what’s that? I sound like Batman? The hell’s a Batman? Now Sub-Mariner, there’s a goddamn superhero. Looked kind of like a gook though now that I think abou- sonofa, SPOOKS!” *pulls shotgun out of trousers*

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Francesca Eastwood Bikini Coachella
    Deacon Jones
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    Ten bucks says she put those smudges on those beautiful legs with her fingers

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    WhaWha
    Commented on this photo:

    d-e-s-p-e-r-a-t-e

  3. Clint Eastwood Francesca Eastwood Bikini Coachella
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    “Get off my phone!”

  4. Clint Eastwood Francesca Eastwood Bikini Coachella
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “What’s that?”

    “Oh, it’s just my friends DeShawn and ShaHill calling. They’re uh, coming here too…but they can’t find parking. SO, I am going to go tell them where to park, mmmKay?”

    “Not your friends, that damn black thing you keep talking into!”

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    Brian Pumper
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    Is that Sid The Sloth from Ice Age?

  6. Francesca Eastwood Bikini Coachella
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    Clint lets his daughter dress like this?

  7. Clint Eastwood Francesca Eastwood Bikini Coachella
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    Fuck Clint please no more talking to that chair! Your look 100+ but Francesa is 19yrs old?

  8. That’s gotta be tough when your dad is Clint Eastwood. I mean, when my grampa got old & confused, I just took him to the dog track, told him I was going up for a beer, and ditched. Let senior services or whatthefuckever come get him & deal with his cranky old man shit. Clint Eastwood though, they’ll just keep bringing him back home.

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    ScotlandThe Brave
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    Let’s try over there. Gerard Butler’s here somewhere.

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    ScotlandThe Brave
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    “Could I have a taxi, for Mr C Eastwood, from Coachella to Anywhere-Else But-Coachella.”

  11. i hope he brought a chair.

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    desperado joe
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    Would hit it.

  13. He’s most likely one of the few people there who actually lived in and experienced the ’60″s, even if he wasn’t a burned-out, dope smoking hippie.

  14. Insider

    with the amount of bad talk she’s generated re drug abuse, ect. I condone Clint tagging along with her to Cochella! He’s probably scared she’ll OD…. (again)

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    it'smeain't
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    Coachella? Isn’t that where stupid liberals (sorry for being redundant) go to die?

  16. Clint Eastwood Coachella
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    Wait, so which is his daughter and which is his girlfriend?

  17. WOWME

    Clint was nice, having a good time, and his daughter beautiful. BUT that heavy set lady with him. CAT CLAWS. JEALOUS. MEAN. And power hungry.Everytime Clint wasn’t looking she lashed out at people. Hope he kinows what a B___TCH she is before it’s too late.

  18. moon

    uhm, who actually goes to these things with their dads voluntarily?

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    AndrewMacCloud
    Commented on this photo:

    I know what you’re thinking, slut. You’re thinking “could he cum six times or only five?”
    Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Penilse pump , the most powerful hand penile pump in the world and will blow you clitoris clean off, you’ve gotta ask yourself a question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, slut?
    .
    Go ahead slut make my day…

  20. snarkyscreenname

    Can’t get signed in.

    Clint Eastwood was there 2010 and 2011. I was ten feet from him during Duran Duran in ’11

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