Clint Eastwood Was At Coachella. Wait, What?
Francesca Eastwood is really trying to make a name for herself in Hollywood, and what better way to do that than to drag poor Clint Eastwood to Coachella where he’ll not only stick out like a sore thumb, but God willing, spend the whole time talking like his character from Gran Torino. “Bleh. Nuthin’ but goddamn gooks and wetbacks wearin’ their mama jeans wouldn’t last a goddamn day in Korea. Eh, what’s that? I sound like Batman? The hell’s a Batman? Now Sub-Mariner, there’s a goddamn superhero. Looked kind of like a gook though now that I think abou- sonofa, SPOOKS!” *pulls shotgun out of trousers*