We Now Return To Your Regularly Scheduled Celebrity Breasts Photos Spiced With Penis Jokes

- In case I haven’t stressed this enough, Jon Hamm’s penis won Obama the election. It’s powers are growing… [BuzzFeed]

- Blake Shelton really hates Chris Brown. [Lainey Gossip]

- Women who look like Real Life dolls will haunt you in your goddamn sleep. [theCHIVE]

- Liam Hemsworth’s cheating on Miley Cyrus with a mystery blonde. [Dlisted]

- Sarah Shahi is leggy as all hell. [Popoholic]

- Just knock it off, TLC. Knock it right the fuck off. [TooFab]

- Sophie Turner is still really awesome at Instagram. [IDLYITW]

- And, oh, look, Victoria Silvstedt is tweeting pics, too, now, so just assume those come with rates on the bottom. [Hollywood Tuna]

- The ShamWow Guy made a movie with Lindsay Lohan and Rob Schneider. Sounds about right. [FilmDrunk]

- Jennifer Lawrence does Elle. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Chris Brown will definitely be on Rihanna’s new album. Of course. [Just Jared]

- Mindy Kaling is casting hot men on her show to rape them. Her (implied) words, not mine. [HuffPost Celebrity]

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