- In case I haven’t stressed this enough, Jon Hamm’s penis won Obama the election. It’s powers are growing… [BuzzFeed]
- Blake Shelton really hates Chris Brown. [Lainey Gossip]
- Women who look like Real Life dolls will haunt you in your goddamn sleep. [theCHIVE]
- Liam Hemsworth‘s cheating on Miley Cyrus with a mystery blonde. [Dlisted]
- Sarah Shahi is leggy as all hell. [Popoholic]
- Just knock it off, TLC. Knock it right the fuck off. [TooFab]
- Sophie Turner is still really awesome at Instagram. [IDLYITW]
- And, oh, look, Victoria Silvstedt is tweeting pics, too, now, so just assume those come with rates on the bottom. [Hollywood Tuna]
- The ShamWow Guy made a movie with Lindsay Lohan and Rob Schneider. Sounds about right. [FilmDrunk]
- Jennifer Lawrence does Elle. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Chris Brown will definitely be on Rihanna‘s new album. Of course. [Just Jared]
- Mindy Kaling is casting hot men on her show to rape them. Her (implied) words, not mine. [HuffPost Celebrity]
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Nobody’s interested methinks Fish, they’re busy flipping the fuck out on the last post :D May as well take a few hours off, go for a walk or something.
Dammit, I didn’t realize this was a Kardashian and thought she looked pretty good.
That’s because she DOES look good. She always has. Are you saying that the name Kardashian effects your eyes? You’re giving them an awful lot of power.
I like that she didn’t overdo on accessories here.
Nice looking woman. MOM
Unfortunate taste in men.
Your right minorities can vote. and theyll vote for there own kind every single time.
Which explains how Marion Barry got re elected as mayor of DC despite being a complete dipshit criminal who got caught with hookers & crack cocaine.
Boobs make America great! USA USA USA! (are those veins? urgh!)
For reasons too complicated to explain here, I really love big tits with veins. Has to do with my cousin Ginger when I was growing up…
Hate to say this about a Kardashian, but she’s looking quite delish here!
Milky.
If this hoor didnt expose some part of her body what the fuck else could she do?
She leaves the safety instructions on her baby carriage as a reminder not to kill her own baby.
Those tags are from the airport you fucking moron.
Can I’z peez on dem?
Those are some droopy boobs for such a young person.
Nice jacket though.
Learn how to spell whore?
What an ugly smelly little troll ………….