We Now Return To Your Regularly Scheduled Celebrity Breasts Photos Spiced With Penis Jokes

November 7th, 2012 // 17 Comments

- In case I haven’t stressed this enough, Jon Hamm’s penis won Obama the election. It’s powers are growing… [BuzzFeed]

- Blake Shelton really hates Chris Brown. [Lainey Gossip]

- Women who look like Real Life dolls will haunt you in your goddamn sleep. [theCHIVE]

- Liam Hemsworth‘s cheating on Miley Cyrus with a mystery blonde. [Dlisted]

- Sarah Shahi is leggy as all hell. [Popoholic]

- Just knock it off, TLC. Knock it right the fuck off. [TooFab]

- Sophie Turner is still really awesome at Instagram. [IDLYITW]

- And, oh, look, Victoria Silvstedt is tweeting pics, too, now, so just assume those come with rates on the bottom. [Hollywood Tuna]

- The ShamWow Guy made a movie with Lindsay Lohan and Rob Schneider. Sounds about right. [FilmDrunk]

- Jennifer Lawrence does Elle. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Chris Brown will definitely be on Rihanna‘s new album. Of course. [Just Jared]

- Mindy Kaling is casting hot men on her show to rape them. Her (implied) words, not mine. [HuffPost Celebrity]

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  1. mismy

    Nobody’s interested methinks Fish, they’re busy flipping the fuck out on the last post :D May as well take a few hours off, go for a walk or something.

  2. it had to be said

    Dammit, I didn’t realize this was a Kardashian and thought she looked pretty good.

    • That’s because she DOES look good. She always has. Are you saying that the name Kardashian effects your eyes? You’re giving them an awful lot of power.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I like that she didn’t overdo on accessories here.
    Nice looking woman. MOM
    Unfortunate taste in men.

  4. ObamiTheCommie

    Your right minorities can vote. and theyll vote for there own kind every single time.

    • Schmidtler

      Which explains how Marion Barry got re elected as mayor of DC despite being a complete dipshit criminal who got caught with hookers & crack cocaine.

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    Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    Boobs make America great! USA USA USA! (are those veins? urgh!)

  6. Crissy

    Hate to say this about a Kardashian, but she’s looking quite delish here!

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    Sheppy
    Commented on this photo:

    Milky.

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    erny
    Commented on this photo:

    If this hoor didnt expose some part of her body what the fuck else could she do?

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    Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    She leaves the safety instructions on her baby carriage as a reminder not to kill her own baby.

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    Toby
    Commented on this photo:

    Can I’z peez on dem?

  11. anonymoose

    Those are some droopy boobs for such a young person.

    Nice jacket though.

  12. Kourtney Kardashian Cleavage Mom Boobs Kim Kardashian Mason Disick
    Commented on this photo:

    Learn how to spell whore?

  13. Garbage

    What an ugly smelly little troll ………….

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