Help Me, Claudia Romani’s Butt, You’re My Only Hope

Alright, folks, I have some great news: Our photo negotiations almost finished, and without giving too much away, I’m no longer alternating between sucking my thumb and drinking in the corner. Because of depression anyway. Which means soon you won’t have to watch me do soft shoe at the end of the each day, and by soft shoe I of course mean butt photos. Butt photos is what what I mean when I talk about anything. That Liam Neeson gun control post? Entirely about butt photos – and I didn’t even write it! I’m that good.

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