Claudia Romani Actually Wearing Clothes and Other News

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- Shakira named her baby Milan, which up until now I had no idea meant ‘body destroyer.’ [Lainey Gossip]

- Rachel Ray’s husband only joined that swingers club for their fabulous buffet. [Dlisted]

- Justin Timberlake brought the sexy back ya’ll!! (I’ll let myself out.) [Just Jared]

- Busty redheads pointed the way to the birth of Jesus. [theCHIVE]

- Leonardo DiCaprio isn’t getting enough free time inside supermodel vagina. [IDLYITW]

- Nicki Minaj storming off American Idol would have been even funnier if she had cotton candy all over her head. Wait. [Gossip Cop]

- Which Of The “Sister Wives” Are You Most Like? If the answer is any of them, dive off the tallest building in sight. [BuzzFeed]

- Anyone up for Lindsay Ellingson in a bikini? [Popoholic]

- How about NeNe Leakes getting a lapdance on Ellen? [TooFab]

- Beth Humphreys is in Nuts Magazine, probably in a story about her cancer research or something. [Hollywood Tuna]

- A high as fuck, naked carny broke into Florida couple’s house. When they tried to shoot him and missed, he proceeded to shit on the floor, destroy their tv and jerk off in their kid’s bedroom. GUNS! [FilmDrunk]

- Alex Vega was thong in Spy Kids thong and now thong she’s posting thong awesome pics to Twitter. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- The miracle of Paula Deen’s family’s weight loss probably had something to do with less deep-fried butter sugar balls. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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