Claudia Jordan Will Shut Up About Katie Holmes & Jamie Foxx Now

Considering Katie Holmes’ last public relationship ended with her using a burner phone to escape an intergalactic space midget with the power of flight, I can see why she’s big on privacy these days and did whatever the hell it took to make Claudia Jordan do a complete 180 in a matter of hours. Via Jezebel:

I’ve never seen Jaime Foxx and Katie Holmes together. Ever.”
She continues, “I guess people are really wanting someone to confirm this and I’m sorry but it’s not coming from me, I don’t have the knowledge of this being fact. I don’t. I misspoke.
“I have no knowledge of Jaime and Katie at all. I’ve never seen them together, he’s never told me he’s dating her. Sorry to not have this bombshell story, but I cannot confirm that.”

And just for the record, here’s Claudia Jordan misspeaking, which according to spell check, is somehow a word. I have no fucking clue. Us Weekly reports:

The radio personality reality star, 43, appeared on the Monday, June 20, edition of the podcast, “Allegedly with Theo Von & Matthew Cole Weiss,” where she denied that she and Foxx, 48, were once an item, but admitted that her “good friend” is indeed courting Holmes, 37.
He is very happy with her,” Jordan raved of Foxx’s notoriously private relationship with the Dawson’s Creek alum. “I like that he seems very happy.”

Again, Katie Holmes took on the entire Church of Scientology, and won, so I don’t know what the hell a Real Housewife was thinking. Claudia Jordan probably went home and found a dead raccoon nailed to her door, which in hindsight seems all kinds of racist, but Jamie Foxx is handing out hood passes like crazy, so I’m sure it’s fine.

*taps Katie Holmes on the shoulder with giant penis, and put the thinkpiece down, we all saw Django Unchained*
“You’re one of us now, girl.”
“WHAT THE FUCK? THAT’S SUPPOSED TO GO INSIDE OF ME?!?”

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