The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.11.12
Claudia Galanti vs. Claudia Romani

December 11th, 2012 // 43 Comments

Welcome to the part of the day where I type words that no one will read because there’s a famewhore butt battle going on just above them. Just wanted to let you know that tomorrow this will be back to the usual eclectic The Crap We Missed, which I’ve been cultivating since Friday. No sign yet of Prince Charles, but goddamnit I will find him slapping a rhino or hugging polio kids while he grins like an ass and waits for his mother to die.

Mark my words!

- Photo Boy

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News


  1. karlito

    two fugly whores!! hello, i have tits an ass and a cunt…i guess that makes me special and since i have no skills or inteligence to do anything else in the world, i’ll flash my goodies and hopefully i’ll make some money or get some sort offame out of this.

  2. Claudia Galanti Bikini
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  3. Schmidtler

    with butts like these, we’re all winners!

  4. Claudia Galanti Bikini
    Toe Jam
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    Romani wins…less back fat. :D

  5. Claudia Galanti Bikini
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    Mother of God.

  6. Claudia Romani Bikini
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  7. Mr. Poop

    Smashed both, edge goes to claudia

  8. Claudia Galanti Bikini
    Mr. Poop
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    give the photog a raise

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    henry hill
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    that’s one mean-muggin’ prop baby.

  10. Claudia Galanti Bikini
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    eeewwwwwwwww. loser.

  11. Claudia Galanti Bikini
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    this is how my butt looks….in 80 years.

  12. Claudia Galanti Bikini
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    put that nasty ass away!

  13. Claudia Galanti Bikini
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    i just came a little. in my pants.

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  15. Sardonic

    I’m takin’ the Italian over the duck-billed Paraguayan.

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    nack Jicholson
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    nice ummmm…..umbrella?

  17. Claudia Galanti Bikini
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    Fake boobs, fake butt. You would think they would throw in some free lipo for the back flaps.

  18. Hetero Female

    Worst battle ever. :( Can we have a penis battle next Fishypoo?

  19. Let me examine their poop and poop holes otherwise pass.

  20. Claudia Galanti Bikini
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    *right click
    *file save as ‘exceptionally fapworthy ass shot’

  21. Claudia Romani Bikini
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    Doofus face.

  22. Claudia Romani Bikini
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    Do not zoom in on belly!

  23. bi chick

    Galanti on butt alone, and/or face alone, but her tits are scary and she’s so skinny that her skin is hanging off her bones. Romani more attractive overall and definitely more natural and healthy-looking.

  24. JC

    Good god, like any of you have ever seen or been close to anything like that. All you sons o’ bitches are probably in ur mom’s basement beatin’ it like it owes you money. You all probably got zits, are fat and have greasy hair..

    I think I’ll have one of each, now where do I get them?

  25. Claudia Romani Bikini
    Jack Ketch
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    Yes, but real tits at least !

  26. zomgbie

    im gonna sit this one out and get ready for the joan van ark vs kirsty alley bikini pics.

  27. Claudia Galanti Bikini
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    those boobies ain’t right.

  28. Claudia Romani Bikini
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    I know it’s ridiculous but bikini pics are ruined (well mostly) for me when the chick is wearing a bunch of ugly fucking jewelry. I know, I know, Ima girly.

  29. Claudia Galanti Bikini
    nack Jicholson
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    sad. And what’s with the 92 year old knee?

  30. Claudia Galanti Bikini
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    Ugh, no stretch marks, no cellulite, and she has a baby. Bitch. Lol

  31. Claudia Romani Bikini
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  32. After 38 rounds of photography we go to the score cards…Judge #1 (Vitobonespur) scores the bout 118-109 for Romani; Judge #2 (also Vitobonespur) scores the bout 117-110 also for Romani; and Judge #3, (Vitobonespur — sheesh…what are the odds?) scores the bout 119-108 for the winner by unanimous decision…and…STILL champion, CLAUDIA “Hot Pocket” ROMANI!

  33. Moo Cow Hunter

    Wish they went back to the regular The Crap We Missed setup with celeb pictures. As much as I appreciate a nice tush after a few pictures this just gets boring.

  34. Kojak

    Galanti has a better body by far, but fake boobs are just lame…
    Anyway, the other girl is just a 6… Galanti is easily a 7,5…

  35. What

    Galanti obviously has butt implants.

  36. Parker

    Speaking as one whose sole interest lies within the sweet cleft of their soft ass cheeks, I would pork either one of them up the butt all day long.

  37. Claudia Galanti Bikini
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    We have our winner.

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