Welcome to the part of the day where I type words that no one will read because there’s a famewhore butt battle going on just above them. Just wanted to let you know that tomorrow this will be back to the usual eclectic The Crap We Missed, which I’ve been cultivating since Friday. No sign yet of Prince Charles, but goddamnit I will find him slapping a rhino or hugging polio kids while he grins like an ass and waits for his mother to die.
Mark my words!
- Photo Boy
Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
two fugly whores!! hello, i have tits an ass and a cunt…i guess that makes me special and since i have no skills or inteligence to do anything else in the world, i’ll flash my goodies and hopefully i’ll make some money or get some sort offame out of this.
rock solid plan there! 100% guaranteed to work out exactly as you planned!
Oh I guess the site must have been renamed from SUPERFICIAL to “people with deep intellectual thoughts.”
OMG.
with butts like these, we’re all winners!
Romani wins…less back fat. :D
Mother of God.
Mother of God in a bad way…..Gees.
Winner
Smashed both, edge goes to claudia
give the photog a raise
that’s one mean-muggin’ prop baby.
eeewwwwwwwww. loser.
this is how my butt looks….in 80 years.
put that nasty ass away!
i just came a little. in my pants.
Ummm…yuck?
I’m takin’ the Italian over the duck-billed Paraguayan.
nice ummmm…..umbrella?
Fake boobs, fake butt. You would think they would throw in some free lipo for the back flaps.
Worst battle ever. :( Can we have a penis battle next Fishypoo?
Let me examine their poop and poop holes otherwise pass.
*right click
*file save as ‘exceptionally fapworthy ass shot’
Who the saves any pictures to fap too? How is 1998 treating you?
I print them off and paper my room with them. Isn’t that what you one is supposed to do?
Doofus face.
Do not zoom in on belly!
Galanti on butt alone, and/or face alone, but her tits are scary and she’s so skinny that her skin is hanging off her bones. Romani more attractive overall and definitely more natural and healthy-looking.
Good god, like any of you have ever seen or been close to anything like that. All you sons o’ bitches are probably in ur mom’s basement beatin’ it like it owes you money. You all probably got zits, are fat and have greasy hair..
I think I’ll have one of each, now where do I get them?
Yes, but real tits at least !
im gonna sit this one out and get ready for the joan van ark vs kirsty alley bikini pics.
those boobies ain’t right.
I know it’s ridiculous but bikini pics are ruined (well mostly) for me when the chick is wearing a bunch of ugly fucking jewelry. I know, I know, Ima girly.
sad. And what’s with the 92 year old knee?
Ugh, no stretch marks, no cellulite, and she has a baby. Bitch. Lol
eh
After 38 rounds of photography we go to the score cards…Judge #1 (Vitobonespur) scores the bout 118-109 for Romani; Judge #2 (also Vitobonespur) scores the bout 117-110 also for Romani; and Judge #3, (Vitobonespur — sheesh…what are the odds?) scores the bout 119-108 for the winner by unanimous decision…and…STILL champion, CLAUDIA “Hot Pocket” ROMANI!
Wish they went back to the regular The Crap We Missed setup with celeb pictures. As much as I appreciate a nice tush after a few pictures this just gets boring.
Galanti has a better body by far, but fake boobs are just lame…
Anyway, the other girl is just a 6… Galanti is easily a 7,5…
Galanti obviously has butt implants.
Speaking as one whose sole interest lies within the sweet cleft of their soft ass cheeks, I would pork either one of them up the butt all day long.
I applaud your good sense and discerning taste.
We have our winner.