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For sale to the highest bidder.
So…what exactly is this chickenhead notable for?
And…did you notice that all these Mediterranean hookers somewhat look like trannies if you really overanalyze it?
The boobs aren’t real butt that is.
Those freckles are like runway approach lights.
You know, for my penis…
When I first saw the photos I though, “Hey, I kinda like this…” and as soon as I saw her bony ass and hanky legs I knew that I wouldn’t even fuck her with Lindsay Lohan’s dick.
what’s wrong with her ass?
Looks to me that you have never seen a picture of something that was MOVING at the time of the shot. I guess you’ll know better when you turn 15.
I think she should spend more time at the dinner table and less at the beach. Just to balance things out.
No.
Looks like a crackhead checking the trash for cigarettes.
…says the 40 year old virgin
Yuck!
Ewwww, wtf?!!
When the doctor asks you what kind of ass implants you want, don’t say “lumpy”
Fake tits, fake ass, fake lips…the only thing real about her is that chest full of melanoma.
No, this one doesn’t work for me, sorry!!
Help! My ass is eating my bikini bottom!
And of course nooooooo idea that the paps are watching. Bikini shots when the tits are (bad) fakers are kind of like taking a shower with a raincoat on, aren’t they ? Just sayin’.
do i see meat curtins?
ahh what the hell, i’d still follow it back to my place
And we find the chink in the armour.
OMG! TOTALLY WOULD
…look into investing in a StairMaster, if I were her.
Looks like a skin tag to me.
Grow some Hips!!
I’d do her, but then again, I do crack whores and old men as well. I’ll just admit it that her body is not good at all by a normal person’s standards.
PLAIN JANE, FAKE BOOBS, ANOREXIC BITCH, LOOKING MUCH OLDER THAN HER AGE. WHY BOTHERED TO POST HER?
no muscle mass in her thighs and no hips….really her body is ok….i wouldn’t be so proud if i were her!
oooh bad picture of her – she should get thigh implants and take out a few ribs…..she has no hips!
Lipo.
Lipo bow wow
I think she’s really pretty, but those bolt ons are too big for her body frame. Stupid looking..
I see Tara Reid’s surgeon is getting patients