Cindy Crawford got her bikini on while vacationing in France with husband Rande Gerber. Also on board was George Clooney which is a brave act on her husband’s part. Nothing like inviting the handsomest man in the world on your yacht to ogle your superfine wife. This probably won’t end well.
CINDY: Chin me. Chin me, George! Chin me like you mean it-
RANDE: Cindy! Wake up! You’re talking in your sleep again.
CINDY: Huh, what? Oh, wow, this is embarrassing.
RANDE: I knew this was a bad idea. Why’d you invite him anyway?
CINDY: I didn’t invite him.
RANDE: Neither did I. Then, what in the….
VOICE FROM THE CLOSET: Touch her boob.
RANDE: Who is that?
VOICE FROM THE CLOSET: Do naked stuff.
RANDE: (Opens closet door.) For the love of God, Clooney. Get out of there!
CLOONEY: Touch her boob.
Based on a true story.
And Jimbo, you’re the queer queen of judgmental assholes. Please don’t reproduce. It would only fuck up this world more than it already is.
Asshole
Keep typing, Browneyes. It becomes ever clearer why God is striking down worthless family. I’m glad it’s cancer – frequently very drawn-out and painful. Delightful (in your case).
Some of the better bikini photos posted on this site.
She is still smoking hot!
Those of you who find her fat, saggy, old, ugly knees, etc. are either fat fucks, fags, racist losers or just plain ugly rednecks who envy beauty when looking at it. At the most, you could say things like “she is not my type”, EVEN that she is ugly, heck, we can’t all agree on the same tastes, but going from there to just disregard all of her physical qualities in the dumbest way, then it means you fall in either category of the above. Why was she a supermodel in the first place. Not by having good connections, otherwise you obese retards could be supermodels too. Get a grip on reality you dorks, Otherwise you wind up always insatisfied because you don’t live and work in Rodeo Drive, but you will realize you live surrounded by poor ugly old people (And even wishing your girlfriend looked like Cindy at 42).
If anything, fuck your lame standards for beauty.
Good Genes. She looks part Native American.
#54 – Get a grip on reality you dork, Otherwise you wind up always boring us to tears with your endless angry ranting on a site designed for humorous quips.
Native American??? She’s not an unemployed alcoholic looking for a government handout.
I’d hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be the king of england.
Seriously amazing shape for a 40 year old or however old she is.
#22 – I’m not so sure your family’s cancers deaths are tragic. Reading your comments, I’m thinking that if you were in my family, I’d welcome death after awhile.
I don’t usually comment on this site…but this is really nuts!
These men giving women advice: “seriously no man who fucks you at 22 would want to fuck you at 42″…geezus….I have *never* been fucked at 22 – I have never been “fucked” period. I have been MADE LOVE TO.
What kind of zero self-esteem woman *wants* to be “fucked” anyway? Your sister? Your mother who raised you? Your girlfriend? And for the “young women” defending Cindy and calling her an “old lady” – you must be 15. I’m younger than Cindy, but that woman looks great! She was never my idea of stunning even when she was “22″ but she looks damn good.
Let me put it to ya’ll this way, after 40, you really have to take care of yourself. But the really great thing is….after 40 the rules have changed….for both women AND men. No longer is the emphasis only on looks, but on brains, success, and most of all humour.
You know who is one of the sexiest women out there? Tina Fey. Don’t believe me? I work in the “business”, and you would not believe the amount of play that woman can get. (George Clooney himself is one of her great admirers.)
No self esteem skanks – both women AND men – like to go on and on about looks being the only thing….b/c that’s ALL THEY *THINK* THEY HAVE (and most don’t even have that). But soon, very very soon…you will come to realize….that you don’t have anything at all.
And here’s something y’all can relate to:
FOR EVERY HOT GUY/GAL OUT THERE, THERE IS A GUY/GAL SO SO SO TIRED OF FUCKING HER/HIM.
hehe…..
superficial douches.
Oh yeah – METH will keep you think and beautiful for ever. Or, clen, or coke…yeah…go do it ….losers.
I don’t usually comment on this site…but this is really nuts!
These men giving women advice: “seriously no man who fucks you at 22 would want to fuck you at 42″…geezus….I have *never* been fucked at 22 – I have never been “fucked” period. I have been MADE LOVE TO.
What kind of zero self-esteem woman *wants* to be “fucked” anyway? Your sister? Your mother who raised you? Your girlfriend? And for the “young women” defending Cindy and calling her an “old lady” – you must be 15. I’m younger than Cindy, but that woman looks great! She was never my idea of stunning even when she was “22″ but she looks damn good.
Let me put it to ya’ll this way, after 40, you really have to take care of yourself. But the really great thing is….after 40 the rules have changed….for both women AND men. No longer is the emphasis only on looks, but on brains, success, and most of all humour.
You know who is one of the sexiest women out there? Tina Fey. Don’t believe me? I work in the “business”, and you would not believe the amount of play that woman can get. (George Clooney himself is one of her great admirers.)
No self esteem skanks – both women AND men – like to go on and on about looks being the only thing….b/c that’s ALL THEY *THINK* THEY HAVE (and most don’t even have that). But soon, very very soon…you will come to realize….that you don’t have anything at all.
And here’s something y’all can relate to:
FOR EVERY HOT GUY/GAL OUT THERE, THERE IS A GUY/GAL SO SO SO TIRED OF FUCKING HER/HIM.
hehe…..
superficial douches.
Oh yeah – METH will keep you thin and beautiful for ever. Or, clen, or coke…yeah…go do it ….losers.
What the hell happened to her saggy tummy from photos a few months back? This lovely has been workin out!!!
Mr Clooney would never say anything like that. It would be more like…
CLOONEY: Oh Brad… touch me there again. You really don’t like Angie more than me, do you snookums?
#19 & 49 straight back at you. Take a look at your baldy old head when you are 42 – you sure as shit aren’t going to come close to bagging anyone as hot as when you were 22 AND you probably won’t be able to get it up by then anyway.
#64….AGREED!
These dumb ass men think women just sit around PRAYING TO GOD THAT THEY WILL BE “FUCKED” BY MEN…ANY MEN….B/C WOMEN ARE SO DESPERATE FOR SEX.
That’s right….we need sex SO BAD…that we will even fuck 42 year old bald ageing men with beer guts. THAT’S HOW DESPERATE WE ARE TO GET LAID.
Men are so PROJECTING. B/c it is MEN who will fuck anything. 22 year old women, 42 year old wome, 52 year old women, trees, poles, hell they will even fuck other men when they are in prison!!!
But women are CHOOSY. So many women in their 40s won’t even consider men their own age (or older anymore). Why? BECAUSE THEY DON’T NEED THEIR MONEY ANYMORE. THEY HAVE ALREADY MARRIED, DIVORCED, AND TAKEN ALL THE MONEY OF SOME OLD FART WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG.
LOL!
Sorry to hear nobody ever fucked you, Superficial Hags, perhaps it is because you are ugly and stupid.
Clooney fine? Puhleez! Give him a beard and he’ll be ‘randomly’ searched on every airport in the US & his beloved Europe.
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#65 – typing in all caps for emphasis only shows desperation. By the end you were screaming the whole time, complete with a snort-laugh at your own witless comment. You can’t tell what somebody looks like by reading a comment, but sometimes you get a sense of the commenter’s personality. In your case, we get a good insight into why husbands who stay married often drink too much.
She looks great for her age!…is something you’d say on some fucking fanboy/fangirl celebrity suck-up site. What the fuck happened to the SuperFish?
listen very carefully, I will only say this once:
TRY A BATHING-SUIT NEXT TIME, will ya!!
#62 – a saggy tummy has nothing to do with working out or not working out. her belly was flat, her skin was stretched out – you can’t make the skin tighter with diet or exercise. the ONLY way to go from the loose skin she had to the tight skin she now has is with a tummy tuck.
Damn…some cats just take this shit too seriously. This isn’t a feel good celebrity blog. Arguing over the internet is like running a race in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you’re still a retard.
Simply by posting your own comment, you are entering into the very arena you are trashing.
To anyone making comments wishing cancer on someone or someone’s family: you are truly evil people.
You make me glad that I’m an atheist and prove the point that believing in any sort of a “God” is for mindless sheep. I’m a scientist and know of no tangible prooff that “god” exists.
I do, however, believe in good and evil. And all of you inbreeders are proof of the latter.
Why does she look like my grandfather?
# 66: you can’t read words in front of you in plain English, yet you can ostensibly see what I look like? Your comeback is witless and lacking in creativity like yourself. FYI: making love is “fucking” + so much more. But some men never realize that. Sad.
# 68: Glad to see that you read EVERYTHING I wrote. (Feels good to “scream” that). I am sure my “screaming” comment will stay with you for a long long time. :)
Everytime you hit on a chica who is younger, hotter, and better looking than you know you could ever get….and she shows even a modicum of interest in you….you will remember my comment and think “shit she’s only after the tiny amount of money she think I have amassed”.
And the reason you will remember my comment, is b/c you know it’s the truth. Caps and snort-like laugh and all. LOL!
I’ll just repeat it one more time for ya:
Women are CHOOSY. So many women in their 40s won’t even consider men their own age (or older anymore). Why? BECAUSE THEY DON’T NEED THEIR MONEY ANYMORE. THEY HAVE ALREADY MARRIED, DIVORCED, AND TAKEN ALL THE MONEY OF SOME OLD FART WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG.
Always thought she had a mans face, always.
Kinda looks like Steven Tyler + 100 pounds.
#73: Apprarently sarcasm is lost on you.
I think she looks more like a bag of Ruffles Sour Cream N Onion potato chips.
Cindy seems to look best these days when she’s slightly out of focus. Did they get a pic of Clooneys sloppy hog guts?
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Having the life of Cindy Crawford could be an impossible dream, but looking like she does at the age of 42 could somehow turn to reality. She was generous to let us take a look at her daily workout routine and diet at http://www.projectweightloss.com and I am really grateful! She is a great person!
What the fuck does “Chin me” mean?
listen very carefully, I will only say this once:
TRY A BATHING-SUIT NEXT TIME, will ya!!
listen very carefully, I will only say this once:
TRY A BATHING-SUIT NEXT TIME, will ya!!
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She does nothing for me. In her prime she was Hot now she just looks like a 40 year old how at alot of work done. I love Brooklyn Decker who is YOUNG and BEAUTIFUL. Cindy will be 50 in six years and no one will want her.. LOL
Even her husband goes after the yOUNG sWEET 20 SOMETHING CHICKS NO 40 SOMETHING.
sHE HAS A MANLEY FACE WITH HUGH FEET And thighs