If I make a Sean Young joke will anyone get it? Because that’s basically what’s going on in these Lady GaGa shots from last night, but with the exception of it actually working. Think about it, who would you rather see Batman fight? A run-of-the-mill Oscars host or a crazed hermaphrodite in filthy underwear? The script practically writes itself.
BATMAN: I’m taking you in, Catwoman.
GAGA: Oh, I don’t think so, Batman. You and I have some “unfinished” business. *zzzippp*
BATMAN: *jumps off roof*
GAGA: Him and his dramatic exits. *looks over edge* And he’s waiting for the last minute to open his cape. Ha! Of course.
*CRASSHHHH*
CAR ALARM: Wee-ooh-wee-ooh-wee-ooh-wee-ooh!
GAGA: …. I’m gonna go now.
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I get the Sean Young reference. And now I’ll bask in my superior knowledge of pop culture minutia.
I get that too. Nice. We are awesome.
Let’s not fool ourselves. it just means we’re “old”
Yeah, I know. You’re so right.
That was the first thing I thought. If you got the joke…you’re old. Thanks, maybe you can remind me about my next prostate exam too.
@McFeely Come on, you look forward to those prostate exams.
Hey, McFeely! I hear GaGa gives free special prostate exams to old guys if you “like” her on Facebook!
I don’t get it, but I would like to see Gaga and Hathaway duke it out. Call me curious.
I MIGHT BANG HER AFTER A WRESTLING MATCH. I WOULD LEAVE MY SINGLET ON (OFCOURSE) AND CUT A LITTLE SLIT SO MY PEEPEE CAN PENATRATE HER.
You promised your high school wrestling coach that game would be your “little secret”
Where’s her nipples?
Is that a nipple i see ? i cant tell because its been so long since Fish posted NSFW stuff
Sure looks like it to me
She doesn’t have real tits or nipples just falsies with paste on pictures of nipples, after all she was”Born This Way!
Wouldn’t that be cat he-woman.
I keep trying to look at these pics without getting caught by the chick behind me at work….
It’s ok; if she sees them just explain you’re looking at a dude
WTF happened to her tits? They’re so pancaked. I don’t know how you get boobs like that unless you’ve nursed a baby for some years.
The whole horse hoof look of those boots is not working for me.
It’s because of how her weight fluctuates, she doesn’t like to wear bras, and some women go from flat to plump purely based on their cycle.
That is what real breasts look like. She is not pubescent . Real breasts= saggy breasts because of time+gravity.
isnt that indecent exposure?
Pussy grabs dick.
Fish, that banter between Batman and Catwoman was the funniest thing you’ve ever wrote. Truly worthy of being a Family Guy cutaway gag.
Credit where credit is due; she’s sure not shy about showing her tits.
So there’s your tits fellas. May this morning’s mammary exposure put everyone in a jolly mood for the rest of the day.
Aye, I get to see tits but the effect is not the usual one – I am getting a bizarro boner where my cock is clawing to climb back into my body.
I GET IT!
She was born this way !
Yet another one of Bowie’s early ’70s get-ups…what a fucking hack.
My grandfather would have called her a “broad,” and I think that fits.
A broad who is channeling Bowie, T-Rex, Madonna, Elton John, etc.
Yawn…
Sweet, Jebus. Has she been getting into the “Charlie Sheen”? Mixing tiger DNA with “raging Madonna ripoff hermaphrodite” has some seriously twisted results.
Nah, that’s just the insane “high” fashion world. Every day is fucking Halloween.
Catwoman? Yeah, turn off the AutoTune and the bitch WOULD sound like a wailing alley cat.
She can sing some wicked good Jazz though, MMMmm!
You’re wrong there. I’ve seen her in concert and she’s incredible live.
And for the record, who designs her costumes? Cirque du Soleil?
Why does she always wear HUGE granny panties?!?! gross.
You’re retarded….
I know you are, but what am I?
To hide her / his PENIS… or something… Maybe strech marks… who knows !
I get the Sean Young joke. I just wish Lady Gaga would fall off of a horse, too; a 50 foot trojan horse.
Wow…trojan and Gaga; fits on 2 levels
PAY ATTENTION TO ME….I’M AN ARTIST! I CREATE ART!
ok…where the HELL are her nipples?
I guess Lady Gaga is celebrating Black History Month too…
…cementing her decline into loserville…hi sean, nice to see you again…
The bodyguards look so annoyed and bored.
“Gaga ooh Lala”
So this pretty much guarantees an Ace Ventura reboot, right?
HUUUURRRRR!!! DUUURRRRR!!!
Not the first time I’ve wanted to bone a leopard.
Damn it…, DAMN IT!
I’m hating myself and my mild erection SO MUCH right now!
Sean Young, damn, hadn’t thought about that chick in years.
What is it with the authorities? If I walked down the street like that I’d get arrested which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. The police need to arrest her for indecent exposure.
Throw this one on the “cart for the dead” that needs to be making the rounds in Hollywood. Throw the Kartrashians on the bottom of the pile though.
My goodness, you can see her bellybutton. Call the FCC, quick.
I bet it’s stinky..really stinky
Visible panty lines? Someone is going to be very embarrassed.
hahaha
Why are you posting pics of a breastfeeding cheetah with Down Syndrome?
Catwoman has been cast, but Catman is all hers.
She is so damn ugly… eww
Your music sucks go away already.
Cruella de Ville, Cruella de Ville,
If she doesn’t scare you, No evil thing will!
Damn, Marilyn Manson is looking FIT these days.
She looks like a drunken wreck. She needs help.
I find it hilarious that her mouth is never, ever fully closed. It’s like there’s an invisible bit keeping her lips apart. If only it’d also prevent her from making more shitty songs…
Lady, put on a bra.
yeah we got it, everything you do, say and wear is “SHOCKING” !!!!….
Shall i consider you “an artist” ?
there is nothing even remotely sexy about that unfortunate creature
Glad GaGa has the power to make anyone around her re-evaluate their life choices, dude to the right isn’t even in the same realm as the rest of the group in that shot.
This chick deserves credit for wearing good heels. crazy or not she is quite hot.
Damn…..sooooooo ugly and soooooo addicted to attention. LMAO….she really thinks that – grrr – purrr thing rocks.
Pathetic……..
Another no-talent whore … Thank you Paris Hilton – the world owes you a dept of gratitude for showing us how being a loud, sleazy, skank can get you all the publicity you want. I can’t wait till this whore is yesterdays trash
barf