Christopher Nolan Made a Mistake
If I make a Sean Young joke will anyone get it? Because that’s basically what’s going on in these Lady GaGa shots from last night, but with the exception of it actually working. Think about it, who would you rather see Batman fight? A run-of-the-mill Oscars host or a crazed hermaphrodite in filthy underwear? The script practically writes itself.
BATMAN: I’m taking you in, Catwoman.
GAGA: Oh, I don’t think so, Batman. You and I have some “unfinished” business. *zzzippp*
BATMAN: *jumps off roof*
GAGA: Him and his dramatic exits. *looks over edge* And he’s waiting for the last minute to open his cape. Ha! Of course.
CAR ALARM: Wee-ooh-wee-ooh-wee-ooh-wee-ooh!
GAGA: …. I’m gonna go now.