Ben Affleck’s Nanny Has Porn Offers, Too

Thirsty nanny is thirsty.

Seen here in tiny shorts because her pap game is strong, Christine Ouzounian already has a $1 million porn offer from Axel Braun because once you’re kinda sorta famous, people want to see you fuck. Or even if you’re not. Who am I kidding? TMZ reports:

TMZ has learned porn parody producer and director Axel Braun is offering Christine $1 mil to be in the sequel of “Batman v Superman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody.”
It’s not just a hit it and quit it scene … she’d be playing Batwoman, an integral part of the pornline … she’d have to act for two weeks and do 3 sex scenes.

Considering Christine Ouzounian’s entire plan was to bang Ben Affleck to fortune and glory, a million dollar offer right when she’s being shoved out of the headlines by Josh Duggar’s wayward gingham dick and The Subway Club Molester is a pretty sweet deal. Then again, it involves work which I’m pretty sure she swore to never do again the second she saw Ben Affleck’s dick and her breasts turned into dollar signs because I have no idea how the female body works. (Did you know babies come out of their stomachs? Actual babies!)

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