Christina Aguilera takes her breasts out on the town

Christina Aguilera and her husband Jordan Bratman took the big guns out for dinner at L’Atelier de Joel Robuchon restaurant in London last night. I love how Jordan’s wearing his little tux. Goddamn adorable.

JORDAN: PEW PEW PEW! I just shot that guy with my cufflink darts.
CHRISTINA: That’s nice, dear.
JORDAN: I can do that because I’m Commander James Bond, and my double “O” status with the British Secret Service allows me to kill at my discretio – why are you rubbing that waiter’s face in your breasts?
CHRISTINA: Who made sure you didn’t die a virgin?
JORDAN: Fair enough. Oh no, my salad’s working for the KGB. PEW PEW PEW!

Photos:, WENN