Christina Aguilera was spotted at Teddy’s last Friday with her makeup done up about as whorish as she’s ever done it. And for some reason she looks nothing like Christina Aguilera. I’ve got a roast turkey in my fridge that looks more like Christina Aguilera than this.
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dang | May 15, 2007 at 6:43 pm
2nd
denise | May 15, 2007 at 6:44 pm
How does she look whorish? That is ridiculous… fully clothed and yet you seem to think she is? that’s crap
honeydew | May 15, 2007 at 6:44 pm
Care to elaborate on that Dick?
Jane | May 15, 2007 at 6:44 pm
Second… and I hate fucking racists. And dicks.
denise | May 15, 2007 at 6:44 pm
How does she look whorish? That is ridiculous… fully clothed and yet you seem to think she is? that’s crap… i think she looks beautiful and she is def. the classiest one out there
Jane | May 15, 2007 at 6:46 pm
Okay, 4th, but I stick to my story.
Alicia | May 15, 2007 at 6:52 pm
how about everyone get over being first, second or whatever. it doesnt matter, you are all losers
loser number 8 | May 15, 2007 at 6:57 pm
Yeah, what she said!
whaaaaaaaat | May 15, 2007 at 7:01 pm
I’d hit it
einna | May 15, 2007 at 7:05 pm
Sick, she has a camel toe.
Tits_McGhee | May 15, 2007 at 7:06 pm
Christina never got the memo that “less is more”. And did she get a lip job? Girlfriend looks like Bubba from Forrest Gump.
mooseknuckle | May 15, 2007 at 7:08 pm
@10 Taint nothin wrong with a cameltoe.
vapid media | May 15, 2007 at 7:11 pm
she hasn’t looked like a real person since 1999
BarbadoSlim | May 15, 2007 at 7:11 pm
Nice, looks like a clown-whore.
mudluv | May 15, 2007 at 7:17 pm
CAMEL TOE!
techclerk | May 15, 2007 at 7:29 pm
A wise man once said in this forum website some true words to live by. I think those words are perfectly appropriate in this topic thread….
This post needs more cowbell!
theyareallidiots | May 15, 2007 at 7:40 pm
They’re ALL whores, and she looks as FINE as any of ‘em.
Love the CT.
Tap that like Bojangles.
Annie | May 15, 2007 at 7:41 pm
Hey… where is the Marilyn look!!
Katie | May 15, 2007 at 7:44 pm
Wow.. She aint slutty at all. I would have thought Britney was more of a whore then X-tina
Julie | May 15, 2007 at 7:50 pm
you assholes… christina aguilera is the best thing that’s ever happened to this world. how dare you call her a whore. she’s my favorite, and she should be yours too. she is the most beautiful person alive, with the sickest body, with the most beautiful voice, and yet you call her a whore? i don’t believe this. this is unforgiveable.
sophie | May 15, 2007 at 7:53 pm
she’s doesn’t look whorish- she looks like a tranny.
her face is so screwed up…
[Xenu] | May 15, 2007 at 7:56 pm
First of all typekey sucks dick.
I see Xtina’s found a new way to put on weight, injecting 2 lbs of collagen in her fug lips. Dumb whore.
AndresV | May 15, 2007 at 7:57 pm
To Denise (#2 and #5)
If you can’t tell how whorish she looks, chances are you are looking pretty whorish yourself…
XtinasXtina | May 15, 2007 at 7:58 pm
I agree with Julie. Any heterosexual man on this planet should be willing to give his left nut to hit this. Sure, sometimes makeup can be a bit off, but the rest of her looks fabulous. She could be five hundred pounds and bald, and I would still adore her.
http://www.maximonline.com/girls_of_maxim/girl_template_magnified.aspx?id=1263&ind=0
NEWSFLASH: she’s number 4 on this year’s maxim hot 100. THANK YOU VERY MUCH
[Xenu] | May 15, 2007 at 8:09 pm
Just wtf is so attractive about her. Her fake boobies? Bow legs? Fake lips? Fake peroxide hair? Amount of makeup on her face that’s enough to share with 5 other women?
The only thing she’s got is that annoying voice of hers–which is no competition for my diarrhea squirts.
XtinasXtina | May 15, 2007 at 8:11 pm
Xenu – you must be fat.
Thomas | May 15, 2007 at 8:29 pm
hey xtinasxtina, i went to that link… that picture makes up for this one. she is definitely THE hottest woman on this planet. i would shoot Xenu to bang her.
Fifth Stooge | May 15, 2007 at 8:43 pm
Hey Superfish dipshit, I’m a trifle bit hungry, can I eat that roasted turkey in your fridge?
Sheva | May 15, 2007 at 8:45 pm
I’ve always dreamed of great exotic sex with a camel toed clown whore with the poofy lips you can bite because they are numbed up novacaine.
And now I’m so close.
Hate Not | May 15, 2007 at 8:47 pm
It’s a style. A very sexualized style of make-up. At worst there are many very fine men who would pay for her dinner (even though she probably makes more money), and then give her what a girl wants/needs/makes her happy in any particular order she desires. Plus she looks hot, even with a lot of makeup that otherwise makes some girls look like clowns. She pulls off an attractive, albeit unnatural look and the two are not mutually exclusive.
Stew | May 15, 2007 at 8:50 pm
All I know is she can be my whore anytime.
wiinja | May 15, 2007 at 8:58 pm
hey Fish, good job on the liquor sponsors… maybe now you can afford some dividends for us stockholders?
wiinja | May 15, 2007 at 9:00 pm
@7 –
33rd!
tequila tramp | May 15, 2007 at 9:28 pm
I want a pair of bonsai sandals!
Dana | May 15, 2007 at 9:35 pm
I think this is the most necessary link the comments section of TheSuperficial will ever see-
http://gprime.net/video.php/first
And to keep this relevant, I like Christina Aguliera. Kind of.
FIRST!
luba | May 15, 2007 at 9:38 pm
Saw her live in Calgary… amazing. She aint no whore.
Rock | May 15, 2007 at 10:12 pm
She looks a little like Cameron Diaz in these photos. And I hate assholes named Jane.
freejose.com | May 15, 2007 at 10:27 pm
Her camel toe is the size of a small dog. Wow.
DWKing | May 15, 2007 at 10:46 pm
This “whore”as you all put it pays more income tax in a year than the bunch of you will make in your pathetic lifetimes.This “whore”can really sing.I’d like to see you catty bitches hold a candle to her let alone a note.
LeeLee | May 15, 2007 at 11:14 pm
Calling her a whore says nothing about if she can or cannot sing– it’s about how it looks like shaved off her EYE BALLS and mouth and painted new ones on top.
PMF | May 15, 2007 at 11:28 pm
You say whorish like it’s a bad thing.
TheExpatriot | May 15, 2007 at 11:48 pm
Mwhahahahahaha!!!!! She’s orange!!1!
…I’ve got cowbell fever…
captain obvious | May 15, 2007 at 11:52 pm
I don’t know abt whorish,but cheap & fake looking, yeh. I don’t understand why she always spackles on the makeup, she has beautiful skin and doesn’t need it. Other than that, she’s somewhat of a bowlegged freak who thinks she emulates Marilyn Monroe….not even close honey.
Randy Jones | May 16, 2007 at 1:03 am
Did you see the new nip slip video of hers from yesterday that TMZ’s talking about, it makes Tara Reids look like an amature… here the link to the blog that’s showing the unedited version http://www.trailerparc.com/celebrity_videos.html
Gregama | May 16, 2007 at 2:23 am
Fuck I would hit it.
Hit it like Mike Tyson baby. *thrust*
Middle finger for the haters, y’all just maturbaters, be pullin’ on your pud just like elma fudd.
Hit it in the front, Hit in the back, Cum on her face as she sucks my sack.
I am motherfucking out.
Jane | May 16, 2007 at 2:40 am
Well, Rock, here’s a little game for you: you stick your finger up my ass, smell it, and tell me the last thing I had to eat.
Hint: it wasn’t your grandmother’s pussy.
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techclerk | May 16, 2007 at 4:20 am
This whore needs more cowbell
BarbadoSlim | May 16, 2007 at 4:32 am
I’ve got a FEVAH, and the only PRESCRIPTION, is MORE CLOWNWHOr….err COWBELL!!!
haha | May 16, 2007 at 5:00 am
she looks normal to me. so ok..maybe her lips are a bit too…inflated. i just want to poke it and see if it would pop. poke poke poke.