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cheatedhearts | March 7, 2007 at 2:36 pm
EW
Thomas the Wrapper | March 7, 2007 at 2:38 pm
second for me
Thomas the Wrapper | March 7, 2007 at 2:38 pm
Painz rules
samantha | March 7, 2007 at 2:40 pm
I still think she looks pretty. Remember, a harsh flash on a camera can be very unforgiving. I bet that in person she didn’t look quite so clown whore-ish.
stuperstar13 | March 7, 2007 at 2:41 pm
almost first! had to sign up for account. shucks. Anyways, I think she is still cute. Everyone puts on more make up to go out at night :)
New York Pundit | March 7, 2007 at 2:44 pm
I’d bang her out at the dumpsters behind a bar if she had some hot heels to go with that whore red lipstick, but I would not take her out in public where I would be seen with her… Besides, she is just another Disneypoptart.
Jazuule | March 7, 2007 at 2:47 pm
Is that really her? Don’t see her wedding ring, arm tattoo or the ring that’s usually poking through most everything she wears.
anothershityear | March 7, 2007 at 2:51 pm
FRIST
HerpesHilton | March 7, 2007 at 2:54 pm
Her hair looks like it’s plastic. She just coats in on before she leaves her house.
anothershityear | March 7, 2007 at 2:57 pm
clicked to see an archetype of ugly
i gotta say
Christina Aguilera is pretty damned pretty
even through the layers of Bozo lipstick and whipped cream toppings
that close-up pic
reveals a lonely, introspective girl
trying to get approval from everyone and anyone and no one
no matter what it takes
seriously, it must be fucking hard as hell to be on-display like that, it’s gotta take its toll one way or another eventually
alright enough bullshit, if she didn’t have a sharp nose and guileless blue eyes i would’ve been relentless with the insults
back to the fuck-shit work for me
anothershityear | March 7, 2007 at 2:58 pm
FRIST
Lowlands | March 7, 2007 at 3:02 pm
She shows up quite a lot on this site,doesn’t she?If you read this mrs Christina,deposit asap some money on my bankaccount otherwise i’m gonna say some nasty things about you.
crestlin | March 7, 2007 at 3:04 pm
everyone wondered what she was doing marrying mr. potatohead, saying that she was too pretty for him….well apparently not. it takes 12 layers of foundation to get her to look moderately acceptable.
becca11 | March 7, 2007 at 3:05 pm
she is a bow-legged rat in drag makeup, always has been. she looks like a witch with alopecia when she’s not coated in drag style makeup
becca11 | March 7, 2007 at 3:06 pm
she is ugly as sin without makeup, thats why she is with her man.
kayla | March 7, 2007 at 3:19 pm
she looks like she’s wearing a mask. especially in that last pic.
LL | March 7, 2007 at 3:19 pm
Her hair looks like shit and she’s orange, that pretty much cancels out any pretty anywhere else. She looked better in her skank-slut phase, which wasn’t very good, but at least she looked marginally attractive then. Here, yeah, she’s looking a little tranny. Bad tranny. No self-respecting tranny would go out looking like that.
Jed | March 7, 2007 at 3:21 pm
I’d still hit it.
Lowlands | March 7, 2007 at 3:23 pm
Only her husband knows how she looks without make-up…*Shudder*
Jiimbo | March 7, 2007 at 3:35 pm
She is still better looking with the clown make-up than Fergie and Kirsten!!! At least you would like to beleive that she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. Fergie would just scare it off
HollyJ | March 7, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Third pic on the top row – they even sprayed that base paint and powder onto her EARS and 2″ into her hairline. WTH?
LilRach | March 7, 2007 at 3:49 pm
Yeah ok she’s gone a little overboard but she still looks hot.
meee | March 7, 2007 at 3:54 pm
why the fuck are her eyebrows grey? and i didn’t know that after 1986 it was ok to combine shiney blue shadow with hooker red lipstick. goddamn she’s gross
Carsten5577 | March 7, 2007 at 3:59 pm
Is she trying to audition for a role as Bozo the Clown? I don’t think that even he wore so much makeup. She looks ridiculous.
Laurie1122 | March 7, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Where are her wedding rings??
mrs.t | March 7, 2007 at 4:04 pm
Is anyone here old enough to remember The Sound Factory waaaay back circa 1990-93? If so, then you, like me, know exactly what happened here. You start getting ready to go out, determined to go with a really ‘natural’ face that won’t melt off the minute Junior starts throwing down. Then you have a drink, and a small line of blow, and decide to just do a ‘dramatic eye’ that will really pop agianst the natural face. A little more vodka, one more line, and you add a strong lip. Then you decide that your eyebrows would look terrific with a thick coat of colored powder. Now it’s time for your lovely hit of e. An hour later, you’re ready to head out the door. One last look in the mirror convinces you that you need several more coats of mascara, and another coat of lipstick.
Voila! Clown Face.
Lowlands | March 7, 2007 at 4:11 pm
I think she’s perfect for a movie called ‘Look ma no hands!
Troller | March 7, 2007 at 4:11 pm
She looks like Holly, Hefner’s plastic clown.
Stink | March 7, 2007 at 4:26 pm
I betcha her clown boobies honk when you squeeze ‘em.
love seeing celebs make fools of themselves | March 7, 2007 at 4:40 pm
“She looks like bozo the clown blah blah blah blah ” If everyone can’t live in reality then close your eyes and try really, really hard to imagine it and you’ll see that 90% OF MEN ARE WILLING TO FUCK HER SEVEN WAYS TO SUNDAY!
and the other 10%? Well there’s explanation for that too. THEY’RE GAY.
Buffalove | March 7, 2007 at 4:47 pm
The metallic white eyeshadow is a little 16 year old public school, but other than that this is pretty much signature X-tina. She’s beautiful with makeup caked on and she’s beautiful bare faced. Whatevs.
promisehersmack | March 7, 2007 at 4:49 pm
leave be, shes gorgeous!
doogleberg | March 7, 2007 at 5:00 pm
It looks like some kid ate a box of crayons and then threw up on her face.
arden | March 7, 2007 at 5:06 pm
Oh, give me a break. She’s a fucking pop star . . . you want her to show up in a cardigan, slacks, and June Cleaver style make up?
DrunkBlogger | March 7, 2007 at 5:07 pm
She looks like a clown.
licklick | March 7, 2007 at 5:57 pm
I think the appropriate description is ‘hot as a backstreet blonde’, if I remember my Raymond Chandler.
Oh well, none of us is perfect.
Abigail | March 7, 2007 at 6:02 pm
i think it’s funny that in one of her songs, she sings, “this is not a circus, don’t you take me for a clown”.
sure, christina. sure.
Dory | March 7, 2007 at 6:11 pm
True #5 everyone does put on more makeup to go out at night… but not everyone has to drown themselves in it to be allowed out of the house.
Geeeez if she’s lookin scary clown with all that crap on imagine how Old Hag she looks without it.
dirty dirty whore. Copying Marylin will never make you classy christina
anotheruselesscomment | March 7, 2007 at 6:12 pm
She still looks good..if that’s really her…missing the tat and doesn’t really look like her.
squidtits | March 7, 2007 at 6:21 pm
29. Posted by Stink on March 7, 2007 4:26 PM
“I betcha her clown boobies honk when you squeeze ‘em.”
Awww fuck…gonna cum…
23apples | March 7, 2007 at 6:32 pm
So this is an example of bad makeup, yes? I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks so.. this is how my roommate does her makeup pretty much every day of her life. I’m really not sure why, it looks TERRIBLE. I think Christina is pretty, this makeup makes her look gross, though.
WTFiswrongwithUppl | March 7, 2007 at 6:39 pm
Hey man, give her props. It must be terribly difficult matching your foundation according to what shade of orange you happen to be that day…
I honestly still think she is gorgeous, and sometimes her makeup does turn out right. Today was just not one of those days.
TashaVin` | March 7, 2007 at 6:58 pm
Just a coupla things.. 1. That is the reddest lipstick I have ever seen. 2. Does she have a bleaching kit at home and only drink milk and water, sheesh, her teeth are almost flourescent and 3. ITS WINTER! IM READY FOR SPRING SO I CAN WEAR SHORTS LIKE THE CELEBS! Fuck this cold mess… It’s warming up in the south… finally.
TashaVin` | March 7, 2007 at 7:02 pm
and to go along with # 39, her gigantic wedding set is mysteriously missing, and no sign on a “tan line” Liars ring… Hmm, Is superfish trying to pull one over on us? not one of those is her looking anywhere near the camera… Fishy, very fishy…
TashaVin` | March 7, 2007 at 7:04 pm
…wouldn’t it be fun to look so much like a celebrity, naturally, with out surgery, to have people freak out when you walked by and be all up in your shit with huge cameras… Better look your best, or you’ll be disgusting like all the rest. (haha! I’m a poet…. sorry, im wasted and typing, bad combo…)
TashaVin` | March 7, 2007 at 7:05 pm
for just one day, that is… Is everyone sleeping? is this a bad hour?
mwatkins | March 7, 2007 at 7:13 pm
She is still hot as hell if you ask me. She doesn’t look her best, but damn she still looks good!
mwatkins | March 7, 2007 at 7:14 pm
She is still hot as hell if you ask me. She doesn’t look her best, but damn she still looks good!
TashaVin` | March 7, 2007 at 7:23 pm
wow… I really should read before I post, is there a delete button here somewhere??
TashaVin` | March 7, 2007 at 7:26 pm
…and could I possibly bother for another moment, I do not appreciate you forcing me to google Christina Aguilera without makeup. I really don’t like you anymore. You totally fucked up that fantasy. ‘Preciate that.