Christina Aguilera made her first post-pregnancy appearance at a West Hollywood Best Buy yesterday. Wow, lactation is awesome. Even better she had a C-section. You know what means, fellas. Huh? Yeah? But, no, seriously, what does it mean? I know nothing about the birthing process. All my dad told me was that a stork shows up and steals your wallet and testicles. Which explains why he attacked a pelican with a broken beer bottle during my first trip to the zoo. Fortunately he set me in the tiger pit beforehand. He even gave me a raw steak to play with. Love ya, Pop.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
mrs.t | February 6, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Is Heidi Montag lactating, too?
deaconjones | February 6, 2008 at 4:30 pm
FIRST
moka | February 6, 2008 at 4:30 pm
moka rocks
crash | February 6, 2008 at 4:30 pm
fist
mw | February 6, 2008 at 4:30 pm
first!!!
mrs.t | February 6, 2008 at 4:30 pm
So NOW you fix the pics, making my previous comment even more irrelevant than it already was…. guess I’ll move on to her resemblance to Lady Bunny.
D. Richards (Disgusted.) | February 6, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Christina looks like such a transexual in this photo.
Goddamn, how does she find the strength to leave her mansion looking like that? I’m so embarrassed for her.
Michelle | February 6, 2008 at 4:32 pm
C-sections=tighter vaginas.
bossdj | February 6, 2008 at 4:33 pm
how come no one ever “sharks” celebrities? As much as people salivate over celeb nip slips you’d think someone would shark a celeb, plead guilty, and take the community service. C’mon citizens get it going!
McLoven | February 6, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Hey Mrs T, YOu comments are never irrelevant..
McLoven | February 6, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Hey Mrs T, Your comments are never irrelevant..
ack | February 6, 2008 at 4:34 pm
i want to scrub her face with some dawn and a brillo pad. i wonder how many i’d have to go thru to hit her skin…
meh | February 6, 2008 at 4:34 pm
I like that she has the Courtney Love sneer in the last two photos.
Amber | February 6, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Too bad all you bitches are jealous because she has bigger boobs than you! ;)
Jess | February 6, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Oh please …her vag was stretched out with hanging lips a flappin’ a long time ago.
bigboobies | February 6, 2008 at 4:35 pm
elected c-sections = not as good for the baby. but i guess you’re right #8 – so as long as the vage is still tight, it’s okay.
Mr.Poon | February 6, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Her tits are amazing, everything else is irrelevant. If not, your a obviously a fag.
CougarTexas | February 6, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Was Skank.
Is Skank.
Will always be Skank.
With a scar.
blah | February 6, 2008 at 4:38 pm
@14 I think you mean “she has bigger implants than you.” Bitch was pretty small before she got the implants, my dear.
gotmilk? | February 6, 2008 at 4:38 pm
she looks ridiculously top heavy in pictures 7-9…. probably regretting those implants now!
jesus | February 6, 2008 at 4:39 pm
14, yeah, that’s it… cause there’s no hope in this world for women with c cups.
McLoven | February 6, 2008 at 4:39 pm
@14 Amber, does she have bigger boobs than you??
blah | February 6, 2008 at 4:42 pm
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages/christina_aguilera_mag_blond_5_big.jpg
Just as a reminder.
Binky | February 6, 2008 at 4:43 pm
These home electronics places will bring out any and everybody to sell you that rip-off extended warranty.
Was she there singing the small print or what ?
lalaland | February 6, 2008 at 4:44 pm
too bad her face and hair look absolutely horrible! UGH she’s HIDEOUS!
yeishhh | February 6, 2008 at 4:47 pm
She looks like Anna Nicole in her beached whale years
yeishhh | February 6, 2008 at 4:48 pm
She looks like Anna Nicole in her beached whale years
my comment | February 6, 2008 at 4:49 pm
She’s still cute. So, that’s what post pregnancy implants look like.. HUGE.
Amber | February 6, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Hell yes she has bigger boobs than me! Lots of people do :D
Nice tits | February 6, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Nice tits…That is all. The rest scares me a bit…especially as it looks like the doctor may have dropped his sharp instruments on her face during the c-section
yukadoozer | February 6, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Yup. Dem veins ‘n stretch marks is purty darn sexxxy.
Auntie Kryst | February 6, 2008 at 4:56 pm
I sort of have the feeling that the only two people in the music department were her and the photographer. Those last two pics looks likes she’s screaming “Washers and dryers? Aisle 5…AISLE 5!”
stupid | February 6, 2008 at 4:56 pm
hey FISH. Brit’s out of the hospital. Glad you have your montog bullshit going on… and christinas boobs. Sooooooooooooo important!!
duh
mike | February 6, 2008 at 4:58 pm
“You know what means, fellas. Huh? Yeah? But, no, seriously, what does it mean?”
It means she has a nasty red scar that makes you want to look away from what used to be the best part of her.
fifi | February 6, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Ya’ll GOTTA see this!!!!
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ha | February 6, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Oh wow, yeah… she had the money to go and have bags of gel surgically implanted into her chest. That’s so impressive. Especially once the crusty scar tissue forms around the implants… now that is zexy.
McLoven | February 6, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Amber that is OK, don’t be jealous. Small boobs are nice too..
KickRocks | February 6, 2008 at 5:04 pm
…remember the part where the witch doctor sprinkles magic dust on Beetlejuice’s head and his head shrinks? I love that part.
LM | February 6, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Geez, what a bunch of haters in here. Give me a break people. She is talented, she is a very loving person. Why on earth do you guys want to attack her? Because she’s got everything that you want?
You know, Christina has been around jealousy all of her life, it’s so unfortunate. Just because she’s beautiful, rich and a good person, people have to attack her. It’s terrible.
She is in the new Rolling Stones movie that’s coming out in April 2008, front stage with Mick Jagger. She, along with U2, Green Day and several others are on the new album “Instant Karma” A tribute to Darfur. She does a beautiful job of Lennon’s song “Mother”.
All you haters should just click your way outta here!
KKKK | February 6, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Wow… beutiful # 39 – you made me cry…
And for christina, one word: HOOKER!!!
I am sure your baby will be proud of you
KKKK | February 6, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Wow… beautiful # 39 – you made me cry…
And for christina, one word: HOOKER!!!
I am sure your baby will be proud of you
Nathan | February 6, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Breast implants suck, but comment number 34 rocks.
Clem | February 6, 2008 at 5:14 pm
What’s with the Elvis lip?
hermit crab | February 6, 2008 at 5:15 pm
#8
actually c-sections don’t equal tighter vaginas. if your vag is as wide as a bowling alley, it will still be as wide as a bowling alley after a c-section. a c-section would just keep it from becoming a freeway.
Bob from Accounting | February 6, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Hi guys, I want to address you guys on the company blog because it seems no one takes the time to actually read my memos. I do not want to be the “bad guy” but the policy is all expense reports have to be filed by the 28th of the following month an expense occurs – no exceptions. I also need the ORIGINAL reciepts, photocopies if you have not figured it our are COPIES. Sorry to rant, but we are getting close to closing this quarter and we could use a little help.
What implants? | February 6, 2008 at 5:16 pm
How long ago did she get implants? I don’t remember her having big boobs at all pre-pregnancy at any point. I think it’s just the natural consequence. They look gooood. Too bad they’ll soon look like sagging, deflated balloons.
McLoven | February 6, 2008 at 5:17 pm
@34 Mike, did your wife have a C section? With a dick as small as yours, I am sure she is still pretty tight!!
Hallery | February 6, 2008 at 5:19 pm
C sections = ugly scar
Vaginal birth and lots of kegels = tighter vagina than before kids
jenimac | February 6, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Wow…she looks fantastic. Milk does the body goooood. You go X-tina !
jenimac | February 6, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Wow…he looks fantastic. Milk does the body goooood. You go X-tina !