Christina Hendricks: ‘Everyone Wants Me’

October 6th, 2010 // 72 Comments

While you guys spent all day yesterday arguing how/if she’s obese, Christina Hendricks was busy telling Harper’s Bazaar how every single person regardless of gender or sexual orientation wants to take home a hulking slab of ginger:

On everyone wanting a ticket to Motorboat Euphoria:
“Women hit on me,” she chuckles. “My husband thinks it’s so odd that so many women hit on me.” Gay men too. “They say to me, ‘Well, I’m not straight, but if I was…’ I think it’s so flattering.”

On how she never worried about her figure until the media noticed:
“When the attention started to become about my figure, I was surprised, because it wasn’t something I was focused on. And then it became very positive, and people were saying very nice things.”

On enabling women to pretend they’re curvy and not all prone to heart disease:
A fan approached her and said, “Excuse me, I just want to tell you that I watch your show, and you make me feel better about myself. I am a curvy woman and you’ve made me feel sexy and beautiful.’ I got teary eyed.”

I honestly don’t know how I feel about all this, so let’s just cut straight to the deepest, rawest heart of the matter: Giant breasts.

On that note, if you want people to think you’re just a beautiful, curvaceous woman, and not another sad byproduct of American excess, perhaps you shouldn’t participate in photo shoots where you’re devouring everything in sight. Just a thought.

Photos: Harper’s Bazaar


  1. Ronaldo

    As a wise man once told me, it’s not the size of the boobs–it’s all about the ratio of boob size to upper arm size.

  2. Christina Hendricks in Harper's Bazaar
    Commented on this photo:

    All you have to do is look at her right thigh, and anybody with experience will know she is not fat. Those slacks are relatively slim cut, and she doesn’t come anywhere near to filling them out.

  3. juaqui ingles

    Beyonce is a pig.

  4. Christina Hendricks in Harper's Bazaar
    Commented on this photo:

    What a ruckus there on that main page. Whew. I sense many people on lifelong stringent diet & exercise regimes who are LIVID that a pretty plumper like this has admirers.
    Anyway, big natural boobs & a sweet pretty face work for me.
    We’ll probably never see her in a bikini and there’s probably good reasons for that. Keep that mystique alive.

  5. Stephanie

    Why the shot at Christina in the last sentence, Fish? I thought you had some kind of pseudo entertainment writer hard on for her? So now that she says something about the way she’ve gone soft? Weird.

  6. Tony

    This woman is clearly fat and ugly. How anyone can seriously pass this fat piece of ginger flabby crap off as “curvy” is beyond me. Not only is she fat but she is ugly too. The only guys who like her are guys who love massive tits no matter how fat or ugly the chick is. If she didn’t have huge knockers she would just be another fat chick.

  7. Claire

    Christina i a real woman with a proper figure. this is the way women are supposed to look. Christina has a gorgeous healthy, womanly figure.
    she is not fat, she is curvy. She is so much better than the anorexic twigs we are used to seeing.
    Any man who doesn’t find her hot is gay. And any woman who says anything bad about her is a skinny flat cheasted stick and totally jelous!!

    • shart

      You are A LARD ASSED piece o crap.

    • Claire,

      Let me guess, you are typing that as you eat bon bon’s trying to figure out how to get your fat ass to Golden Corral for a 5th night in a row?

      She is not fat, she is curvey hahahahahahaha. Let me guess, you are a BBW, or curvacious, or Large and in Charge? Christina Hendricks is a BIG GIRL. If a man likes a woman who is large then that’s great, it’s his choice, but do NOT sit there and tell me that Christina’s figure is what most women SHOULD look like. If that’s the case then America and Americans have accepted being overweight as the norm for their society.

    • So do you list Golden Corral as a favorate haunt? Please dont’ sit there and try to state that being obese or overweight is a good thing. Being obese or overweight is about choice for MOST people. You choose to eat, not take care of yourself, and not exercize and you get fat.

      Christina has a womanly figure, but is it a HEALTHY figure? I found Christina attractive in her photoshopped dolled up pictures. Then I saw pictures of her in jeans and a sweater. She’s fat. She has a belly, a big ass, large thighs, and rotund breasts. She is not in shape, she is large. Her fat cells congregate in a certain manner that makes her look less overweight but those pictures do not lie. They show her as her true self and it wasn’t pretty.

      So please, if you find her attractive then that’s cool. Many men I know love a ‘full figured’ woman. but do not defend her as the norm and what a ‘woman should look like’ because if that is the case then society has accepted women being overweight as the norm. I’m not saying women need to be a size 1 or 2, but sized 12-16 SHOULD NOT BE THE NORM.

    • lala

      That’s lovely, but I wouldn’t want either of these women’s bodies. Many people have the misconception that skinny women don’t eat…but it’s usually the opposite. If you’re naturally skinny, then you eat whatever you want. It’s usually “curvy” types that watch their weight, because they HAVE to in order to stay in shape.

      • Jo

        well that’s funny, I’ma curvy American-size 2/4 and I don’t have to watch my weight, except to make sure I don’t lose any.

  8. Banana

    You haters that are women are so threatened. It’s hilarious. Men find her attractive. DEAL WITH IT!

    Just because she has different body type than you and men find her attractive doesn’t mean that men won’t find your body type attractive too.
    Men also find Jessica Alba attractive too. Men like attractive women PERIOD

    Women on women hate is what is keep us down.

    • Jo

      No, actually, as you can see, the 90% of posters here are MEN and 95% of them think she is ugly (and she is). She has a common body type: overweight. Nothing remarkable about her at all unless you like big, saggy, fake-looking tits, and as someone who has taste, I DON’T.

      No, men on women hate is what does it…. men decide what is beauty, and then create the women on women hate you mentioned for their own pleasure. It’s sick. But thinking she is ugly is hardly hate, unless you’re insecure yourself.

  9. craigj

    The bigger the cushion the better the pushin’ …

  10. gus

    I don’t get it. She’s not pretty. Big tits, big hips, tons of makeup, but who cares. Dime a dozen. She needs a better face to get my interest.

  11. Eric

    this broad is about 20 pounds past “curvy.”

  12. See Alice

    Fat with a big rack is no way to go through life.

  13. pshaw

    Some guys are jerks – total misogynists – find nothing better to do than to rip apart fatties and anything with a vagina that doesn’t meat their fuck standard.

    “On enabling women to pretend they’re curvy and not all prone to heart disease:”

    Lowest mortality rates for men and women are between a bmi of 25 – 30 (overweight). Highest mortality rates are for women with a bmi under 17 and extreme obesity.

    As for fat, distribution matters. Thigh fat doesn’t increase the risk of heart disease. Deep tissue fat in the abdomen, and an “apple” shape fat distribution, does.

    Hendricks exercises regularly and has a low risk “hour glass” shape.

    Take that, you women hating scum.

    • J

      actually she is pear shaped. Hourglass = all about proportion. her body is very disproportionate, from her skinny arms and neck, hugh thighs, flat butt, slim calves, huge boobs.

      You are another fat guy who defends fat girls because fat girls are typically all insecure fat guys can get.

  14. shart

    Hendricks exercises regularly and has a low risk “hour glass” shape.

    Take that, you women hating scum.
    Are you her tranier? You need to WORK THE ABS. Thanks.

  15. Evil

    I don’t she’s a butterface but her giant tits get in the way so most don’t notice.

  16. T

    She is NOT an hourglass. Go and see pics of her in jeans, without the corsets and she is an apple shape. fat pudgy middle and fat hips, big wide flat fat ass.
    she is obese. Funny how you never see her in a bikini. It’s other fat women who defend her, because she makes them feel good about themselves being overweight. Marylin Monroe was half the size of Hendricks. Monroe was curvy. Hendrick is just plain fat.

  17. and

    We all have different tastes. I think she is beautiful. I won’t pretend that she isnt a bigger girl though. Some people like that. Some people don’t . She is in a relationship, so obviously someone finds her attractive. She was also chosen to act on hit show, so she has something that other women lack.

    I am not a thin girl by any stretch of the imagination, but I take care of myself. I exercise regulary and eat right. I enjoy running 5ks. It is possible to be healthy without being small. I like my body, and there are men out there that like it too. There are also guys that don’t. I don’t get angry with them and accuse them of being gay or only liking anorexics. I simply don’t care. I think that Christina could take better care of herself, but she just doesnt have the type of body that will be long and lean. You don’t have to be a skinny bitch, but you should be healthy.

  18. Christina Hendricks in Harper's Bazaar
    Oh Geez
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    this photo is not bonerific

  19. lux

    I’ve got a mega girl crush on her, but it’s not so much to do with her body shape. Yes, she’s gorgeous, and yes, I love her hair, but what really makes her crushable is the way she portrays Joan: very ladylike, very seductive, very curt, very sassy and icy.
    Very little to do with her bazooms.

    • J

      Ladylike? Has nothing to do with her bazooms?

      Yeah, OK, Large Marge, whatever helps you and the rest of the Twinkie Brigade sleep at night.

  20. Christina Hendricks in Harper's Bazaar
    The Cynic
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    What a waste of tits. That face could launch a thousand longer faces.

  21. Me

    Shes fugly as fuck to me

  22. Christina Hendricks in Harper's Bazaar
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    I love her, but that outfit was a terrible idea. That stylist should be shot.

  23. omg

    flat slob and red headed?!
    someone put it out of its misery!!

  24. Willy Wonka

    Fat chicks are the best. You can literally do anything to them, treat them like crap, and they just keep coming back for more.

  25. Enigma2099

    Want. You can have Megan Fox.

    • J

      I’d take that Lady Thaiboy with weird thumbs over Christina’s fat, sloppy, flat-butt fat-titted, corsetted self with a footface any day.

  26. Christina Hendricks in Harper's Bazaar
    Commented on this photo:

    i don’t see the appeal. i just don’t.

  27. captain america

    THAT’S ALL WE(men) WANT!!

  28. captain america

    suuuuuure, HER V*GINA & T*TS.
    ……….that’s really all, folks!!

  29. captain america

    ……….PLEASE WAKE HER UP, folks!!
    (she must be dreaming)

  30. captain america

    everything from the neck down.

  31. captain america

    my person not included?

  32. captain america

    …………..THE HELL WITH HER!!!!

  33. captain america

    …………….WHY, you losers?

  34. captain america

    herpes too?

  35. captain america

    where is honesty?

  36. captain america

    t*ts is all we want.

  37. Burt

    She’s not my type. I prefer brunettes.

  38. Rocco

    Ah yes, petty jealousy rears its ugly head. It seems that most women are here to trash Christina. Speaking as a straight male, Christina Hendricks is a drop-dead gorgeous woman, period. Fat? Get real – she’s a knockout. Fat is Oprah Winfrey. Fat is Kirstie Alley. Sexy is Christina Hendricks. Just accept it – that’s just the way it is. That’s life.

    • lala

      To each his own, I guess. I’m more into slim but curvy women (cause, imagine that, skinny does not equal a stick..curves have nothing to do with weight).

  39. Sigh

    The posters on this site really bemuse me. You seem personally offended by pictures of people that you don’t find attractive. The concept of beauty is inherently subjective. If you think Christina Hendricks is beautiful, fine, resume your ogling. If you think she’s ugly, fine. You really don’t need to get so angry about it though. I doubt she’s going to force herself on you any time soon.

  40. Christina Hendricks in Harper's Bazaar
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    She is so full of shit. She is a big girl perfect to take home at 2am when I am three sheets to the wind. But I doubt she is getting hit on as much as she claims. The bitch is pasty and fat with large cans. She needs to get over herself she is trash….

  41. I don’t. And it’s not because I’m into skinny women, but if we’re gonna talk curvy, give me Kat Dennings ANY time.

    • J

      I wasn’t aware a ruler shape with saggy tits was curvy. Whatever helps you ignore that ugly gaping mug, though.

  42. Cardinal Fang

    Let’s not mistake “curvy” with fat. Curvy is well endowed in tits and hips, not the stomach.

    • Jo

      er no, curvy means you’re curvy. big chested means you’re big chested. I am curvy and a 34A cup. My waist is defined, so I am curvy. /learnit

  43. Scoo

    She’s an attractive woman, but it’s hypocritical to say you don’t want men to look at your chest, and then you purchase huge implants…come on, those beach balls are obviously fake! I like her hips though.

    I like the fact that she’s big. I’m naturally busty and curvy and when I lived in Cali I got hit on like crazy. I live in the south now and never get hit on!

  44. Dan

    Hendricks is clearly several stones overweight. I see heart disease, Diabates and obesity in her near future. She is fat and unhealthy peroid! there is no getting away from it. It is there in our faces. But it isn’t just her fattness that makes her so repulsive. It’s also that pasty puke skin, ginger hair and ugly face. I bet those tits sag to the ground with no bra on. Just like the tummy sags to the ground with no coeset. I would love to see this bitch in a bikini candid with no photoshop or airbrush or shapewear. But it won’t happen because she is lardy. just like the women who defend her calling her a “real woman”

  45. ugh

    Can you please take your real women comments and shove them. Real women? Let’s see…real women are confident enough not to bash other women because they have a different body type.

  46. Pahlavi

    She’s fat and disgusting!

  47. Lana

    If I ever met her I’d say “PILLOWS” and try to rest my head on her boobies.

  48. anony

    “Everyone Wants Her”?……Who the hell is she? Seriously…..I don’t even know who she is.

  49. Cyprus

    The comments are hilarious.
    Gotta love all the chicks being jealous and calling Hendricks fat.

    • J

      I agree. Especially the ones where fat, insecure nerds pretend the people pointing out how overweight she is are females.

      Gotta love the ever-insecure fatties-defending-fatties brigade.

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