Christina Hendricks: Making Butts on Chests Look Fancy Since 1975

September 13th, 2011 // 97 Comments

Here’s Christina Hendricks at the premiere of I Don’t Know How She Does It last night where I’m assuming her massive translucent breast-orbs stole the spotlight from the star of the movie Sarah Jessica Parker. “Like a gotdamn titty mountain up in here,” mavens of high society were overheard saying followed by hushed whispers of a tiny horse-woman skulking about. “I heard its hooves can read men’s minds- Is that a bag of oats?!

Photo: Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News


  1. Rico Jones

    I would dive into that head first.

    • mel

      i was just thinking that too. i’d like to take a giant whiff of both her big, white chest butt as well as her back butt!

  2. Christina Hendricks Cleavage
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    those things really look like a butt! hahaha ew.

  3. Deli

    I don’t know how she does it. Literally. That just looks painful.

  4. BigDaddy

    Somebody milk that cow so she can be comfortable.

  5. JC

    This movie will be awesome…if you can hold up your thumb so that it keeps Sarah Jessica Parker hidden the whole time, leaving nothing in view except Christina’s magnificent mounds of mammary.

  6. i’d hump her ass hard and fast..then finish up all over her tits…

    End of story

  7. LIZ

    I like nice ta-tas just like the next person but why does she always try to force her unusual body into clothes for normal people. Just like those with fat asses have to seek certain accomodations…it looks gross.

    • Joeyca211

      You’re right. Who on this green Earth could ever find massive cleavage attractive? The love of breasts must be an extremely selective fetish.

    • Mr Nice Guy

      I love her massive cleavage. I have found women with “massive cleavage” to be far better lovers then size 4 or less.
      A size 2 seems to spend more time attacking women like Christina Hendricks then being good in bed. Of course a size 4 or less with fake tits are great too.
      Joeyca211 the fetish group that loves women with massive breasts are called straight men.

    • taco flavored kisses

      she’s rockin’ it, so FO…and yes that cleav makes me want sexy time – pretty sweet when you can bury your face in it and not touch clothing!

      • moosejuice

        I imagine that the skinny chicks out there (who I am sure are all quite lovely) who get worked up about girls like Miss Hendricks getting such attention merely resent her for being considered a knockout while clearly not putting in all of the effort (restrictive diets, obsessive exercise) that they do. It’s like when you study for a week for an exam and your friend who merely looked over their notes the night before gets the same score as you.

  8. lesson to all self-proclaimed fat chicks here: if you take the time you can look stunning and dudes will wana fuck the living shit out of you. no ifs ands or buttchests

  9. Christina Hendricks Cleavage
    Hugh Gentry
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    giant veiny ass

  10. AnnaDraconida

    It’s always the same with her. Big tits, so what?

  11. Christina Hendricks Cleavage
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    In every photo like this, there is ALWAYS a middle-aged white dude in the background, saying it all with his eyes.

  12. Great Jubileh wubblehs!

    • dontkillthemessenger

      This stupidity made me laugh for 10 minutes straight.

      BTW, has anyone seen her husband? I truly believe that anyone on this site could be married to her right now if they had bumped into her back in the day.

  13. Rough

    Why do they always fail to interview Rhett Butler when she’s on the red carpet?

  14. Photoshop Police

    whoever designed the bustier (or whatever is holding up those chest cannons) needs to go back to the drawing board and do it right this time.
    Boobs are not supposed to to that. They should hang lower and be a little more spread out.

    Let that poor girl breathe!

    • chainsawbuzzkill

      No, whoever did it should go design a suspension bridge across the Pacific.

    • Titty Research Institute

      Indeed yes. They would look splendid if Ms. Hendricks became willing to acknowledge gravity. As they said in the Old West, “Let ‘em hang.”

    • Sand

      Indeed. I like her hair – even if it isn’t real – and her body in those dresses and I like her boobs good enough, but is it because she wants to nap comfortably when she gets bored that she always pushes them nearly to her chin?

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  16. JTrain

    While I appreciate her embracing her curves and the huge mellons on her chest, it sure would be nice for her to change up her general style once in a while…. oh well, she is motorboat worthy!

  17. I really don’t know who’s rack is better between Christina Hendricks and Kelly Brook. I leaning towards Christina Hendricks.

    • it’s christina for my money, but then if kelly ever hiked hers way up like this i think we should have a poll–as in my pole testing each pair with a good tittyfuck

    • BigDaddy

      Are you kidding me! Christina is an ugly cow with a lot of makeup on. When she gets home and laids down those mellons will be in her arm pits.Kelly Brook is a truly great-looking women.

    • James

      Oh please at least Kelly Brook isn’t fat like Hendricks. And Kelly has a pretty face. Hendricks is butt ugly.

  18. Crabby Old Guy

    You know, even without the chest cannons, I’d be smitten by her. Ever since the “Our Mrs. Reynolds” episode of Firefly. Yum.

  19. realityishardtits

    I have a feeling if she were say an a or b cup the majority on here on her would be saying how “average” or “ugly” she was

  20. Cock Dr

    She knows what the people want to see and she gives it to them.
    She gives it to them with both barrels. Ay caramba!

  21. Do they make a sloshing noise when she walks?

  22. Christina Hendricks Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    There’s a real life Jessica Rabbit for ya.

  23. Dan

    It would be incredibly hard to have a conversation with her like that.

    I would be thinking “don’t stare”, “don’t stare” the entire time.

  24. Durwood Toilet

    I love boobs, but I’m never understand the fascination with fake boobs. I just don’t find this sexy (and think of what a mess she’s going to me in 10 years). Bleh.

    • Juoil

      I’m not sure those are fake. (If they were, they would look two footballs, tight like that).
      They look fluid. Those, are fat tits. Set those puppies free, and they’ll warm your feet.

  25. Chinto

    I like this chick for her brains. Her big, bouncy brains.

  26. wuzzup

    well she cleans up/implants up/pushes up/corsets up/redheads up/covers thunderthighs up/shows up/ nicely.

    • titsonsnack

      that’s what i was thinking. She looks good but only after being “made up”. Then again I’m like that too, so I can’t really talk. I’m not a famous actress with thousands of dudes saying they want to pump their loads all over my chest though.

  27. Random Thought

    I would love a blow job from her , soon !

  28. Christina Hendricks Cleavage
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    for me. to poop on.

  29. karen

    It looks like a midget with a veiny butt was fired into her back.

  30. Mike

    She doesn’t look too bad in these shots. Hell, they’re not even Photoshopped. Call me gay, but I think she lost some weight as well, because her neck doesn’t look as wide.

    • James

      She has lost NO weight. her fat is squeezed into a corset and girdle
      once those come off the fat plops out. she is enromous.

  31. Judge Ito

    Motion to look hot as hell allowed!

  32. Sprainkles

    That there is God’s gift to black men. She’s like my ideal steak; thick, juicy, and pink.

  33. Christina Hendricks Cleavage
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    I hate to say it, but the more I see them, the less real they look

  34. Her boobs are huge, but I just can’t get over that neck that looks like it’s off a Cardassian from Deep Space 9.

  35. 365tc

    Those are not real breasts. Aside from the fact that print and video images of her in the recent past show her much smaller busted, the perpetual asymmetry at the top of her chest is a dead give-away, and the way they sit on the chest wall is unnatural. Luckily for her, she has the appropriate body size to have a better aesthetic outcome than someone who is very thin with large implants.

    • Mr Nice Guy

      There real on the outside.
      That is good enough for me.

    • She’s 40lbs heavier than earlier photos, and the sloppy uneven look her boobs have is a dead giveaway that they ARE real. Just accept it, fat chicks have big boobs and love to show them off because they think people won’t notice they’re fat.

  36. Christina Hendricks Cleavage
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    Fuck, she just caught me looking at her tits.

  37. Christina Hendricks Cleavage
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    mmmmmm, Jello.

  38. Rumour is she wanted an ass as big as Kim Kardashian. Looks like she has one now!

  39. I guess I could call it “Plumber’s Chest”?

  40. Nan

    Only body I envy. Right size of everything.

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  42. Phil Asheeo

    I want her to blow me then let me spooge all over her tits

  43. Christina Hendricks Cleavage
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    Just noticed (must be the booze) her left tit is round at the top, and the right one is square.

  44. Christina Hendricks Cleavage
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    Ahhh yes, we know you have implants. It’s time to dial it back a bit honey.

  45. friendlyfires

    Christina would make an awesome Ginger Grant in a big budget Gilligan’s Island movie

  46. Christina Hendricks Cleavage
    arghh ;O
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    her face terrifies me , I spose I’d at least have her tits to use as airbags when I face planted in fear. Hmm…

  47. Christina Hendricks Cleavage
    Womb Raider
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    When you click “View Full Size,” theSuperficial should tell you that you need two computer monitors.

  48. Christina Hendricks Cleavage
    Chesty McGee
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    I just want curl up and fall asleep between them… zzzzzzzzzzz

  49. Christina Hendricks Cleavage
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    I don’t think those are implants.

  50. Christina Hendricks Cleavage
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    Alot of women pay thousands to have boobies that big, and the women who have big natural boobies like this hate them and eventually get reductions.

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