Here’s Christina Hendricks at the premiere of I Don’t Know How She Does It last night where I’m assuming her massive translucent breast-orbs stole the spotlight from the star of the movie Sarah Jessica Parker. “Like a gotdamn titty mountain up in here,” mavens of high society were overheard saying followed by hushed whispers of a tiny horse-woman skulking about. “I heard its hooves can read men’s minds- Is that a bag of oats?!”
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I would dive into that head first.
i was just thinking that too. i’d like to take a giant whiff of both her big, white chest butt as well as her back butt!
those things really look like a butt! hahaha ew.
I don’t know how she does it. Literally. That just looks painful.
Somebody milk that cow so she can be comfortable.
This movie will be awesome…if you can hold up your thumb so that it keeps Sarah Jessica Parker hidden the whole time, leaving nothing in view except Christina’s magnificent mounds of mammary.
i’d hump her ass hard and fast..then finish up all over her tits…
End of story
I like nice ta-tas just like the next person but why does she always try to force her unusual body into clothes for normal people. Just like those with fat asses have to seek certain accomodations…it looks gross.
You’re right. Who on this green Earth could ever find massive cleavage attractive? The love of breasts must be an extremely selective fetish.
I love her massive cleavage. I have found women with “massive cleavage” to be far better lovers then size 4 or less.
A size 2 seems to spend more time attacking women like Christina Hendricks then being good in bed. Of course a size 4 or less with fake tits are great too.
Joeyca211 the fetish group that loves women with massive breasts are called straight men.
Errm, most women with ‘massive cleavage’ are ‘obese’. That’s why they’re better lovers-it’s the only way they get attention from men.
I think its great that there are people that think a size 24 like Christina are pretty.
she’s rockin’ it, so FO…and yes that cleav makes me want sexy time – pretty sweet when you can bury your face in it and not touch clothing!
I imagine that the skinny chicks out there (who I am sure are all quite lovely) who get worked up about girls like Miss Hendricks getting such attention merely resent her for being considered a knockout while clearly not putting in all of the effort (restrictive diets, obsessive exercise) that they do. It’s like when you study for a week for an exam and your friend who merely looked over their notes the night before gets the same score as you.
lesson to all self-proclaimed fat chicks here: if you take the time you can look stunning and dudes will wana fuck the living shit out of you. no ifs ands or buttchests
Did you ever think that maybe fat chicks are fat because they don’t want to be fucked. DUH!
Most of them want to be fucked, desperately even.
The downside is that Hendricks isn’t a fat chick, but I see what you’re saying.
hm joey, ever seen her without a girdle..? luckily she smokes to keep her weight down lol http://www.thesuperficial.com/christina-hendricks-smokes-10-2010
Christina Hendricks not fat???? Are you blind, bitch is enormous.
Until she takes off the clothes and everything gravities itself to the floor in a fat sloppy lump.
And you are equating ‘fat chicks’ with ‘chicks with giant tits’.
giant veiny ass
It’s always the same with her. Big tits, so what?
Um…and she’s fucking hot. What else is there?
In every photo like this, there is ALWAYS a middle-aged white dude in the background, saying it all with his eyes.
Great Jubileh wubblehs!
This stupidity made me laugh for 10 minutes straight.
BTW, has anyone seen her husband? I truly believe that anyone on this site could be married to her right now if they had bumped into her back in the day.
Why do they always fail to interview Rhett Butler when she’s on the red carpet?
whoever designed the bustier (or whatever is holding up those chest cannons) needs to go back to the drawing board and do it right this time.
Boobs are not supposed to to that. They should hang lower and be a little more spread out.
Let that poor girl breathe!
No, whoever did it should go design a suspension bridge across the Pacific.
Indeed yes. They would look splendid if Ms. Hendricks became willing to acknowledge gravity. As they said in the Old West, “Let ‘em hang.”
Indeed. I like her hair – even if it isn’t real – and her body in those dresses and I like her boobs good enough, but is it because she wants to nap comfortably when she gets bored that she always pushes them nearly to her chin?
MMMMMMMotorboat!
While I appreciate her embracing her curves and the huge mellons on her chest, it sure would be nice for her to change up her general style once in a while…. oh well, she is motorboat worthy!
I really don’t know who’s rack is better between Christina Hendricks and Kelly Brook. I leaning towards Christina Hendricks.
it’s christina for my money, but then if kelly ever hiked hers way up like this i think we should have a poll–as in my pole testing each pair with a good tittyfuck
Definitely Kelly Brook; then again I’m looking at the whole package. Christina does nothing for me.
Are you kidding me! Christina is an ugly cow with a lot of makeup on. When she gets home and laids down those mellons will be in her arm pits.Kelly Brook is a truly great-looking women.
Oh please at least Kelly Brook isn’t fat like Hendricks. And Kelly has a pretty face. Hendricks is butt ugly.
You know, even without the chest cannons, I’d be smitten by her. Ever since the “Our Mrs. Reynolds” episode of Firefly. Yum.
YES! +1 on that.
Maybe that’s why I have an aversion to her; Saffron is someone I would run away from….FAST!!!
I have a feeling if she were say an a or b cup the majority on here on her would be saying how “average” or “ugly” she was
+11111111111111
She knows what the people want to see and she gives it to them.
She gives it to them with both barrels. Ay caramba!
Do they make a sloshing noise when she walks?
There’s a real life Jessica Rabbit for ya.
It would be incredibly hard to have a conversation with her like that.
I would be thinking “don’t stare”, “don’t stare” the entire time.
I love boobs, but I’m never understand the fascination with fake boobs. I just don’t find this sexy (and think of what a mess she’s going to me in 10 years). Bleh.
I’m not sure those are fake. (If they were, they would look two footballs, tight like that).
They look fluid. Those, are fat tits. Set those puppies free, and they’ll warm your feet.
I like this chick for her brains. Her big, bouncy brains.
well she cleans up/implants up/pushes up/corsets up/redheads up/covers thunderthighs up/shows up/ nicely.
that’s what i was thinking. She looks good but only after being “made up”. Then again I’m like that too, so I can’t really talk. I’m not a famous actress with thousands of dudes saying they want to pump their loads all over my chest though.
I would love a blow job from her , soon !
for me. to poop on.
It looks like a midget with a veiny butt was fired into her back.
She doesn’t look too bad in these shots. Hell, they’re not even Photoshopped. Call me gay, but I think she lost some weight as well, because her neck doesn’t look as wide.
She has lost NO weight. her fat is squeezed into a corset and girdle
once those come off the fat plops out. she is enromous.
Motion to look hot as hell allowed!
That there is God’s gift to black men. She’s like my ideal steak; thick, juicy, and pink.
I hate to say it, but the more I see them, the less real they look
Her boobs are huge, but I just can’t get over that neck that looks like it’s off a Cardassian from Deep Space 9.
ok she’s not Audrey Hepburn in B@T but come on her neck looks plenty elegant here.
what’s i’m wondering is, if you titfuck her does it count as anal?
If I titfuck her it counts as one of my three wishes.
Those are not real breasts. Aside from the fact that print and video images of her in the recent past show her much smaller busted, the perpetual asymmetry at the top of her chest is a dead give-away, and the way they sit on the chest wall is unnatural. Luckily for her, she has the appropriate body size to have a better aesthetic outcome than someone who is very thin with large implants.
There real on the outside.
That is good enough for me.
She’s 40lbs heavier than earlier photos, and the sloppy uneven look her boobs have is a dead giveaway that they ARE real. Just accept it, fat chicks have big boobs and love to show them off because they think people won’t notice they’re fat.
Fuck, she just caught me looking at her tits.
mmmmmm, Jello.
Rumour is she wanted an ass as big as Kim Kardashian. Looks like she has one now!
Bingo!
I guess I could call it “Plumber’s Chest”?
Double Bingo!
Only body I envy. Right size of everything.
YAAAAY FOR TITS! HOORAY, TITS!
I want her to blow me then let me spooge all over her tits
Just noticed (must be the booze) her left tit is round at the top, and the right one is square.
Ahhh yes, we know you have implants. It’s time to dial it back a bit honey.
Christina would make an awesome Ginger Grant in a big budget Gilligan’s Island movie
her face terrifies me , I spose I’d at least have her tits to use as airbags when I face planted in fear. Hmm…
When you click “View Full Size,” theSuperficial should tell you that you need two computer monitors.
I just want curl up and fall asleep between them… zzzzzzzzzzz
I don’t think those are implants.
Alot of women pay thousands to have boobies that big, and the women who have big natural boobies like this hate them and eventually get reductions.