Christina Hendricks Can’t Get A Breast Reduction
I WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!

March 3rd, 2014 // 31 Comments

Here’s Christina Hendricks looking noticeably less chesty at Elton John‘s Oscar party which means she either got a breast reduction or we have no fucking clue how female undergarments work. (I didn’t believe that last one either. *resumes trying to unhook bra from mannequin* C’mon…) The important thing is nobody made any rash decisions and screamed to the heavens that they’d cockslap God right in the eye for what has happened here this day. Now if you’ll excuse me, my entire house is on fire some reason. Photo Boy, quit being a pillar of a salt for a minute and open a window for Chrissakes. What’s a matter with you?

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  1. I’m not sure how this is supposed to help her out.

    In other news… she has a head?

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    Juch
    Commented on this photo:

    “There’s two things I’m about – big boobs and parking my own car. Take that, valet bitches!”

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    Juch
    Commented on this photo:

    “I stole this dress from Stevie Nicks! ‘Stand Back’, bitch!”

  4. Subarna Conroyepe

    The only thing better than noobjobs.com is disemboweling handicapped children!

  5. Her and Kat Dennings can’t ever get breast reduction. The UN would consider it a crime against humanity. We already lost Christina Ricci, we won’t lose them too.

  6. The girls are still there… this dress, though, keeps them down, and not all up like what Christina usually wears… also, she seems to have lost weight too…

    All and all: still very bangable.

  7. Circean

    Since I’m female, I’ll help you guys out…she lost weight. LOL If you look above the boobs, yeah, I know it’s difficult, you’ll notice a collarbone and slimmer facial features.

    • I see that, too. She also could be wearing a minimizing bra – they can reduce a girl’s bust size by about 3 inches.

      • Mama Pinkus

        since she, like Ms. Upton, is really only a name because of her big boobs, I doubt she would take steps to “minimize” them

  8. poop

    She’s just not wearing a giant push up bra that pushes them all the way to her nose. It doesn’t help that her skin tone is just WHITE and doesnt help defining the breasts

  9. D-chi

    I know men don’t get this, but bras are everything. She probably just didn’t wear a push-up this time. And she might’ve lost a little weight on top of that.

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    Gin&Tonic
    Commented on this photo:

    I dont know what the hell you’re talking about, her boobs still looking ginormous and like the 8th fucking wonder of the world. Screw Kelly Brook and her butterface, this chick’s perfect from head to toe

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    Commented on this photo:

    One doesn’t need a yacht to go motorboatin’.
    Everything still seems most satisfactory.

  12. Still fat as hell and only attractive to stupid chubby chaser morons like you.

  13. Darlin

    Or maybe she had her implants taken out. Why is everyone so resistant to the idea that she isn’t all natural? FYI, most of Hollywood has implants. She hasn’t lost enough weight for it to be just weight loss.

  14. dennis

    She looks the same to me. She just not wearing that corset/push up bra she normally does. Her boobs are big but they aren’t firm so she needs something to mold them to make them look right.

    I bet when she’s naked and lays flat on her back her boobs deflate completely like the air was let out of them.

  15. I looked, and Behold, a pale woman!

  16. Jenn

    Wow, Endora looks pretty fuckin good for her age. Is Bewitched coming back onTV? I kinda missed it.

    • Jenn

      Oh, yeah the titties. She’s wearing the proper undergarment, and the correct sort of dress. That’s why it doesn’t look like her bosom isn’t trying to attack her face. I think she’s lost a few pounds as well.

  17. wow

    Her boobs were big because of a surgery. Guys never look for “before after pics”

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    Commented on this photo:

    At least Jared knows who he has to asphyxiate to get to put an arm around Joan.

  19. whatever dogg

    She lost some weight you morons. Her frame is basically back to how it was when she did that Esquire shoot, in the time since she had clearly softened up a bit. On her figure weight collects at boobs & hips first, so it’s only natural that losing weight makes those areas look different.

    I think she looks great either way.

  20. Ze PEter

    What about a bunion reduction?

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    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    gross

  22. Christina Hendricks Breast Reduction Cleavage 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundations Oscar Viewing Party
    Commented on this photo:

    So, yeah her boobs are smaller, but it’s because she is smaller everywhere else too. She’s lost weight, when the boobs are real, they usually shrink when there’s weight loss. Duh!

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    Her boobs are slightly smaller, but just because she’s lost a bit of weight. Just proof that they are natural tatas.

  24. ajax

    look at her older pix, like with nathan fillion they look smaller, no giant push up bra, or maybe she is finally wearing the right size bra.

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