Christina Aguilera’s Breasts Receive Top Gay Honor

The Superficial / April 21, 2011

Christina Aguilera was honored with the first star on the Hollywood Gay Walk of Fame last night despite not even being gay and successfully reproducing via heterosexual intercourse. However, she does have huge breasts beloved by my weiner gay and straight alike making them a universal language of togetherness, and she also made Matthew Rutler dress up like Cam Gigandet’s character in Burlesque which is probably the queerest thing we’ll see all week. And keep in mind that’s coming from a site that featured Andy Cohen bare-chested just two days ago. Aren’t I naughty?! *tosses boa around neck*

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