Christina Aguilera Lost Weight

April 24th, 2013 // 36 Comments

The last time we left Christina Aguilera, her gigantic ass orbited the American Music Awards forever enshrouding it in darkness. Except here she is looking noticeably thinner at the Time 100 Gala last night because apparently she’s one of our Most Influential People now. So just assume Hillary Clinton‘s on the voting committee. “Now our next candidate is.. Christina Aguilera? Okay, not my first choice, but let’s see what she’s nominated for: ‘Her big, giant tits turned me into a dyke.’ Subtle, Hillary. Real subtle.”

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  1. elephantman

    Very Bangable!

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    EricLr
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    Please just let them think this is liposuction, not a miscarriage.

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    Frank Burns
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    Good for her, kinda been sad to see her so puffy and trying to cope with it lately. Now, does anybody know 26 synonyms for ‘boring’ so I can get to work on the Munn photo gallery?

    • rcb

      trite, hackneyed, commonplace, kleenex-like, used, wiped, trashed, ho’d, spent, flat, common, whore, whore, whore, shopworn, snatchworn, vapid, cunt, stale, tired, worn-out, used, ordinary, insipid, stupid, anal -I mean banal, wearisome, mildewed, moth-eaten. ruined, hoary, tedious, tiresome, tasteless, barren, arid, blank, fruitless, mean, vacant, vain, inelegantly-wasted, wanting, whore, whore, whore and whore

  4. To be fair, the word “influential” is pretty subjective.

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    Gartham
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    Awesome curves to match a heavenly voice.

  6. Sheppy

    Yep, bangable again :)

  7. BB

    An encouraging headline, but discouraging (and sad) to know there likely can never be a headline which reads “Christina Aguilera Lost Ugly.”

  8. I still think she looks like an egotistical jerk… No amount of weight loss could make her look like a nice person.

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    PtC
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    Oooof.

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    BB
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    Orange skin or yellow teeth? Hmm…

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    Rob
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    Look out, Christina! It’s the muh-fucking Kraken!

    Wait. I’ve just been informed by the Kraken’s people that this is, in fact, NOT the mythical Kraken but is actually some other, unrelated, sea beast of unknown origin.

  12. She looks more and more like Sophie Tucker.

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    guttbou
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    I suddenly have the strange urge to penetrate her armpit?!?

  14. over the past year she’s probably influenced a lot of anorexics to lose weight.

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    guttboy
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    Yup, I really wanna have sex with her armpit…..

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    Brit
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    I don’t know what happened. A moment ago, I had a hair full of fruit and I was ready to sing that mambo number and then – shazam – it’s gone.

  17. whatthe

    It called Spanx. A fat chick’s best friend.

  18. She’ll find it again.

  19. She probably got too close to Kim K, and the weight naturally moooved into her ass.

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    lily
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    and still has another 15 to go

  21. Pretty. Fuckable. WooHoo. “Ahem…”

  22. And if you don’t like skinny Christina…just wait a month, fatty will be back in no time!

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    Is Lena getting fatter or does it just seem that way because Christina lost weight?

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    What the fuck?! Christina never stand next to this woman again! and stop with the shitty bronzer. If you’re pale, go with it.

  25. I’m so glad she lost the weight, she never looked good fat. Now she looks like herself again.

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    She looks great!

  27. tlmck

    Wake me up when she gets back to her “Dirty” body.

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    LittleTesla
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    She looks slimmer amd owns an incredible voice but she looks older than she ir!

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    talk2megomez
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    Um, this helps no one.

  30. I WISH I WAS A BOY AND SHE….heheheh… I AM GOING TO POST THIS STORY ON MY FITNESS BLOG http://www.YourFitnessPoint.com :)

  31. fluffyrabbit

    Still looks like a budget tranny, abet a slimmer one.

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