Christina Aguilera Lost Weight

The last time we left Christina Aguilera, her gigantic ass orbited the American Music Awards forever enshrouding it in darkness. Except here she is looking noticeably thinner at the Time 100 Gala last night because apparently she’s one of our Most Influential People now. So just assume Hillary Clinton’s on the voting committee. “Now our next candidate is.. Christina Aguilera? Okay, not my first choice, but let’s see what she’s nominated for: ‘Her big, giant tits turned me into a dyke.’ Subtle, Hillary. Real subtle.”

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