Someone Obviously Told Christina Aguilera Stripes Are Slimming
Christina Aguilera’s weight has been a touchy subject lately to the point that Adam Levine sleeps in fear each night that he’ll wake up discovering a new definition of pain and suffering as he’s slowly digested over thousands of years. So to give credit where credit is due, here’s Christina at last night’s Lakers game looking noticeably smaller after breaking into a prison and saying, “All these stripes are mine now, see? Myeah, see? Myeah.” Later, she’ll attack Batman with an umbrella sword for diffusing her penguin bomb, but I’m getting ahead of myself.
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