Or maybe this stuff. Who knows? Via TMZ:
he photo was taken yesterday afternoon at LAX — with rumors circulating that Christina’s “erratic behavior and alleged booze-filled outings” somehow contributed to Max’s accident.
But sources tells us, that’s total nonsense — 3-year-old Max was out with his nanny last week, chasing around squirrels … and the kid tripped over a rock and bruised his face.
According to our sources, Max was taken to the doctor immediately and everything was fine.
Taking into account who Max’s father is, I’m actually going to take Christina Aguilera‘s word on this one because everyone knows squirrels are the mole-man’s natural enemy. Max can’t help but chase them anymore than he can stop his obsession with drill bits and harvesting tubers. You don’t fight survival instincts honed over millions of years. That’s how those suckers the vole-people got their shit kicked in. “We’re not going to ride ferrets anymore,” they said. There were no survivors.
Photo: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News
The mole people reacted with hostility to his coming out into the sun to visit his mother.
I paid him $20 to steal a pair of his moms panties and he didn’t deliver.
i think photographing “celebrities” is fine, but doing it to their kids and getting so close with the flashes is fucking stupid and I would punch a bitch that scared my kid like that.
Another kid probably called his mom an annoying whore with an orange face, bleached hair, and bolt on tits so a fight ensued. The kid should have just agreed.
PS: Her singing voice is also forced and fucking terrible, like fingers on a chalk bored amplified 1000 times and raised and lowered in tone.
Kelly is that you?
Exposing him to too much peroxide? Maybe. But accusing her of child abuse because he’s got a black eye is laughable. At least Christina seems to have lost some weight, no more miss piggy!
I’m glad I don’t merit a post every time my pre-schooler does some crazy shit and gets a bruise.
Indeed.
Celeb kids should be off limits. He’s probably freaking out because he’s tired and there’s a dozen guys with camera in his face. Or that his mom is Christina Aguilera. In all seriousness, that’s gotta be terrifying.
yeah normally i’d say careful with the insinuations. but they’re in california. you can probably murder them and only see 84 minutes of jail time
Her hand looks like carrots!
I don’t know, maybe because he is a fucking 3 year old little boy that runs around plays and other shit like that…
right? Things happen! I could tell the story of my life with the scars on my body from playing as a kid!
Thank you! Xtina can suck it for all I care, but this is so obviously a sorry excuse to call her out on “drinking problems” to stir up the drama simply because she’s a celebrity. Kids play and get hurt. And that’s how it should be.
He got in a fight with Weston Cage.
But you should see the other guy.
Looks like she had sex with the bully from The Christmas Story. Farkus Jr.
that sucks, a kid suffers a black eye, god damn fighting woes.
Young burrowers often sustain minor head injuries when they start their dirt moving careers. Leave the poor little digger alone.
No, Junior! Mama’s potpie!
The kid was being fresh, and she socked him in the eye.
You gotta be firm with kids, or they’ll walk all over you.
Kudos, Christina. There’s no school like the OLD school!
Little boys fall down all the time. Child abuse isn’t something to joke about or accuse people of without solid proof.
Man, if we had a nickel for every time Lindsay was running around chasin’ dealers for rocks …
oh he’s ginger. Poor kid.
Maybe that’s why she hit him : )
So much win.. ;)
He has a black eye because everytime mommy see’s him she see’s the ugly face of the moleman and mommy can’t help but strike out at the moleman.
Because she backhanded him for being an annoying little shit and killing her buzz?
I’d still screw her silly!
Id still fuck this beast. Why not.
He looks petrified
He does. Unfortunately for him, it’s all about mommy.
“You listen to Lady GaGa, sweetie, and mommy just gets so angry. No more, GaGa. No more. Mommy loves you!”
He got a black eye for touching his mama’s amazing breasts. I for one would have done the same.
Because momma’s tits are harder than granite.
maybe the little bastard deserved it…..
I hear he beat the shit out of Randy Couture. Looks like Randy managed to sneak a punch in before he went down for the count.
this is very normal.
AMERICAN FAT & SPOILED SINGERS HIT THEIR KID IN THE FACE…….
Holy Shit!!!! I’ve discovered a new Green Energy source. The static electricity generated by those thighs rubbing together could light up the city of Los Angeles for 40 years +!!!
…because she’s an alcoholic. Should I say LushPuppy to make you feel better? Needs to switch onto smoke, candy & candles. Know what I mean?
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That kid already looks like he’s going to be a Fat Dork when he grows up.
oh maan. I sorta hoped their kid would look more like her. Sadly….
The real question should be why does Christina’s kid look like Lady GaGa?
Speculating that she hit her kid could be damaging. I think she is an annoying cunt but this could hurt her and her child. People need to be careful before they open their mouths. If she did it I would be the first in line to blacken her eyes with a few slaps from my cock.
My kids got a lot of black eyes and bruises growing up from playing sports and just being kids. I always hated the looks I would get in public from these fucking goody goody twats.
A kid with a black eye?! Maybe he was being a kid and getting bruised up like kids do. Everyone on here is jumping to conclusions, your all fucking retarded!!
No one is seriously suggesting that she actually abused her kid… jokey, jokey, jokey… Get it? And you misspelled “you’re” while you were declaring everyone retarded.
Exactly, thank you.
hilarious regarding spelling “your” instead of “you’re” while declaring people retarded. however I do agree with that person regarding kids being kids.
Isn’t this post a bit (or a lot) hypocritical? It was sometime in the last week that you were bashing the asshole photogs for taking pictures of the Cruise kid writing that kids are off limits? Now here you are insinuating this kid is beaten. I’m all in for giving shit to adults…but this type of BS should be off limits.
Ummm thats what kids do? they run around, they fall, they get banged up and bruised. She has never shown any reason to suspect her of abuse so people need to lay off! Gwen Stefani’s son has a broken arm, I dont see people on HER nuts! Leave these people alone.
The kid has a black eye! So what! He fell. I could see if he showed signs of abuse, and showed up with black eyes and busted lips all the time. He’s a boy! He will have way more bruises, cuts and contusions than that going through his boyhood.
that kid looks way too much like his father
Kid looks like his father with that gaping lamprey sucker mouth.
Poor kid never stood a chance… err wait… he’s going to inherit millions… never mind. He’ll get more poon than Lance Armstrong.
Hey — no kids, remember? Why does anyone on this site need to comment about a kid?
“I… tripped… and I fell on my eye…”
i wonder why?? i wonder if he saw burlesque??
her son had a black eye because he was chasing squirrels in the park and he fell down
Loved her when she first came out. Disliked the whole dirrrty phase where she went from cute bulbby blonde to ghetto-accented whore (still bought all the music, though), then liked her again her for getting her act together, becoming classy, getting married, having a planned baby, etc. Now .not sure. And also I judge myself for putting so much thought into this yikes.