Christina Aguilera Should Probably Give Birth Now

November 21st, 2011 // 115 Comments
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Once you accuse one celebrity of being pregnant, you kind of want to accuse them all (Tom Bergeron…), so here’s Christina Aguilera at last night’s AMAs looking almost exactly as knocked up as she did for last year’s show making this sort of an anniversary if not an alarming medical emergency. Seriously, that kid’s going to pop out and punch Matthew Rutler right in the mouth. “Huh? How do you like it? Dick. Now when’s dinner? I have teeth already.”

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  1. Clarence Beeks

    Jeez…..if she’d only wear flattering clothes, she wouldn’t look so horrible.

    • Schmidtler

      you know, it’s not the dress that makes her look fat.
      it’s the fat that makes her look fat.

      • Clarence Beeks

        I’m not saying she hasn’t gained a lot of weight. But she’d look better in clothes that actually flattered her. She insists on wearing crap that is too small and makes her look even fatter.

  2. Blizniak

    Hell, I’d still hit it

  3. kimmykimkim

    After seeing this pic, I will never feel self-conscious again. Ever.

  4. Christina Aguilera Fat AMAs
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    If you’re rich, and famous…are diets and work-outs not in your reach?

    • Duke Malibu

      She just has to reach a point where she realizes that she needs to lose it.. By her choice of dresses, it doesn’t appear she’s there yet… However, when it hits her, she’s gonna be paid lots of money by the weight-loss companies to do it…

  5. Christina Aguilera Fat AMAs
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    Craft Services truck pulled in to the parking lot.

  6. Christina Aguilera Fat AMAs
    poodle
    Commented on this photo:

    “When I told you these bandage dresses were amazing, I meant they were slimming, not that they could work miracles.”
    –Jennifer Love Hewitt

  7. Jack Ketch

    “Showcase” for a bad, BAD, boob job !!

  8. Christina Aguilera Fat AMAs
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    When will chicks learn that lumpy implants are not something to be proud of.

  9. rican

    Can’t tell with the blonde wig, is that Deena or Snooki?

  10. Christina Aguilera Fat AMAs
    ImCool
    Commented on this photo:

    “I conquered bulimia!”

  11. Christina Aguilera Fat AMAs
    justagirl
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s not going to look any smaller in a flowing dress, but I agree, this was a bad, bad choice. Her stylist must detest her.

  12. Christina Aguilera Fat AMAs
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Would still like to hike that skirt up and nail her.

  13. cc

    It’s astonishing that someone can be so lacking in self-awareness. I mean, she looks almost obscene and not in a good way.

    Somehow she’d be perfect for a movie that calls for an ‘inappropriate aunt shows up to wedding in shocking attire’.

  14. Christina Aguilera Fat AMAs
    shawnb89
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    It’s not often you see a cameltoe on a woman in a dress…..

  15. skuddles

    I think she must have read somewhere that bandage dresses did wonders for the lumpy Jennifer Love Hewitt but it’s not having the same effect here. Xtina, your only hope is a diet….

  16. Christina Aguilera Fat AMAs
    mike nike
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    What a fat fuck!!!! I wouldn’t fuck that ho with my neighbors cock. We should start another celeb site, only one that allows me to say stuff like, i bet Jennifer Lopez’s ass reeks like shit. Stuff like that. Real hardcore.

  17. Christina Aguilera Fat AMAs
    Kiara
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    Alcohol bloat…

  18. Christina Aguilera Fat AMAs
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    The new zoom feature is not doing this dress any favors.

  19. Oh, great. First they can’t let Marilyn Monroe just be dead, now they’re bringing back Mae West. Let’s move forward, people.

  20. Kevin

    When she came out I was wondering why they had the michelin man there.

  21. Christina Aguilera Fat AMAs
    bj
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t care what you guys say….Jessica Simpson is looking HWAT!

  22. Christina Aguilera Fat AMAs
    bj
    Commented on this photo:

    “has anyone seen my Kermie”?

  23. Christina Aguilera Fat AMAs
    bj
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m every woman, they’re all IN MEEEEE”

  24. Walt's Boner

    She’s going to give birth to a quarter pounder with cheese.

  25. Christina Aguilera Fat AMAs
    Nik
    Commented on this photo:

    She can still outsing 99.9% of the woman in the music industry.

    • As much as I hate some of her attentionwhoring, she at least gets a modicum of respect from me for being able to actually sing. That’s more than I can say for most of the trainwrecks out there.

  26. Donald Trump

    Wow remember back in the day, she used to be hot?

  27. I’d still hit it.

  28. mike nike

    I wouldn’t touch that fat fuck.

  29. Schmidtler

    What’s really funny is how hard we all laughed at her now ex husband, Hans Moleman for being dumped by a woman much better looking than him. So who’s in their subterranean moleman lair laughing now, huh?

  30. Christina Aguilera Fat AMAs
    Jamie
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s that saying? The camera adds 200 pounds? I’m sure that’s what’s going on here.

  31. Christina Aguilera Fat AMAs
    Dr. Otto VanderWahl
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    Holy shit that dress material should be patented!!!

  32. Christina Aguilera Fat AMAs
    Duke Malibu
    Commented on this photo:

    What can I say !! It’s such a wonderful world because you all are so damn perfect and talented… Here’s an idea… look critically at yourself in the mirror, sing a few bars and then get back to me !!

  33. Rawratchu

    The problem is NOT that she seems to have gained some weight lately. I mean, she’s a mother and her body is bound to change a bit. I think what is so unflattering is that she continues to dress like some stick-thin teenager. Honestly, if she toned back the crazy bleach blonde hair, went a little darker, and wore clothes that made her look classy, rather than trashy, I believe people would be a lot more forgiving of her new, fuller figure.

  34. Just Cause

    Girl has confidence. Everybody calls her fat and what does she do? Stuff herself into something shorter and tighter just to rub our faces in it.

  35. Christina Aguilera Fat AMAs
    Duke Malibu
    Commented on this photo:

    Nik.. I may not totally agree with you about the 99.9 percent, but I saw her in concert and the girl has a set of pipes… The thing is, when celebs pack on extra pounds, the weight-loss companies clamor to get them to be their spokespeople.. They pay them big bucks to lose it !! How many of you can say that ???

  36. Kait

    Maybe she has a lithopedion?

  37. drunk again

    I would hammer her in the butt, while we shared a bucket of Kentucky fried chicken ..

  38. Faker

    She looks a lot nicer in the face without that fucking red lipstick she always wears.

  39. Christina Aguilera Fat AMAs
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    The first shot is foxy as hell. It’s only downhill from there. Heh.

  40. Christina Aguilera Fat AMAs
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    No ya’ll, she’s not fat, she’s just defrosting her Thanksgiving turkey under her dress. Multitasking!

  41. Hairpie

    She looks like the second coming of Nancy Spungen.

  42. fuckin plumper fucker

    i would fuck the shit out of christina aguilera even if she gained another 20 pounds!

  43. Christina Aguilera Fat AMAs
    gigi
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    hold up….. is she pregnant again?

  44. Christina Aguilera Fat AMAs
    Hooper
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    Ok. Sexy.

  45. Christina Aguilera Fat AMAs
    Hooper
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    Shes still hot as hell. Totally would.

  46. Christina Aguilera Fat AMAs
    DKK
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    Beautiful & curvy. So gorgeous!

  47. Christina Aguilera Fat AMAs
    DKK
    Commented on this photo:

    Beautiful! You go girl!

  48. Christina Aguilera Fat AMAs
    DKK
    Commented on this photo:

    She is stunning!

  49. Christina Aguilera Fat AMAs
    DKK
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    She is gorgeous! You go Christina!

  50. Christina Aguilera Fat AMAs
    Jeffiner
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    how sad. she tried to wear jennifer love hewitt’s bandage dress to look skinny.

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