Once you accuse one celebrity of being pregnant, you kind of want to accuse them all (Tom Bergeron…), so here’s Christina Aguilera at last night’s AMAs looking almost exactly as knocked up as she did for last year’s show making this sort of an anniversary if not an alarming medical emergency. Seriously, that kid’s going to pop out and punch Matthew Rutler right in the mouth. “Huh? How do you like it? Dick. Now when’s dinner? I have teeth already.”
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Jeez…..if she’d only wear flattering clothes, she wouldn’t look so horrible.
you know, it’s not the dress that makes her look fat.
it’s the fat that makes her look fat.
I’m not saying she hasn’t gained a lot of weight. But she’d look better in clothes that actually flattered her. She insists on wearing crap that is too small and makes her look even fatter.
Hell, I’d still hit it
With a cinder block…
I’d freak with her in positions that the far east hasn’t even heard of! And then I’d go after Britney next.
After seeing this pic, I will never feel self-conscious again. Ever.
kimmy, i travel for pussy…call me.
If you’re rich, and famous…are diets and work-outs not in your reach?
She just has to reach a point where she realizes that she needs to lose it.. By her choice of dresses, it doesn’t appear she’s there yet… However, when it hits her, she’s gonna be paid lots of money by the weight-loss companies to do it…
Craft Services truck pulled in to the parking lot.
“When I told you these bandage dresses were amazing, I meant they were slimming, not that they could work miracles.”
–Jennifer Love Hewitt
“Showcase” for a bad, BAD, boob job !!
When will chicks learn that lumpy implants are not something to be proud of.
Can’t tell with the blonde wig, is that Deena or Snooki?
“I conquered bulimia!”
She’s not going to look any smaller in a flowing dress, but I agree, this was a bad, bad choice. Her stylist must detest her.
Would still like to hike that skirt up and nail her.
It’s astonishing that someone can be so lacking in self-awareness. I mean, she looks almost obscene and not in a good way.
Somehow she’d be perfect for a movie that calls for an ‘inappropriate aunt shows up to wedding in shocking attire’.
Stifler’s Mom?
It’s not often you see a cameltoe on a woman in a dress…..
+10!
this needs a ‘like’ button
I think she must have read somewhere that bandage dresses did wonders for the lumpy Jennifer Love Hewitt but it’s not having the same effect here. Xtina, your only hope is a diet….
What a fat fuck!!!! I wouldn’t fuck that ho with my neighbors cock. We should start another celeb site, only one that allows me to say stuff like, i bet Jennifer Lopez’s ass reeks like shit. Stuff like that. Real hardcore.
Bahaha! Weirdo. :D
awesome. you should see some other pics of her in dec. 2011 she looks like homeless freddy krueger
Alcohol bloat…
The new zoom feature is not doing this dress any favors.
Oh, great. First they can’t let Marilyn Monroe just be dead, now they’re bringing back Mae West. Let’s move forward, people.
When she came out I was wondering why they had the michelin man there.
I don’t care what you guys say….Jessica Simpson is looking HWAT!
“has anyone seen my Kermie”?
“I’m every woman, they’re all IN MEEEEE”
“Every woman every man
join the caravan of butt…”
She’s going to give birth to a quarter pounder with cheese.
omg yummm!!
She can still outsing 99.9% of the woman in the music industry.
As much as I hate some of her attentionwhoring, she at least gets a modicum of respect from me for being able to actually sing. That’s more than I can say for most of the trainwrecks out there.
Wow remember back in the day, she used to be hot?
I’d still hit it.
I wouldn’t touch that fat fuck.
What’s really funny is how hard we all laughed at her now ex husband, Hans Moleman for being dumped by a woman much better looking than him. So who’s in their subterranean moleman lair laughing now, huh?
What’s that saying? The camera adds 200 pounds? I’m sure that’s what’s going on here.
Holy shit that dress material should be patented!!!
What can I say !! It’s such a wonderful world because you all are so damn perfect and talented… Here’s an idea… look critically at yourself in the mirror, sing a few bars and then get back to me !!
Yeah,that’ll make this nasty hoe bag a better person.
The problem is NOT that she seems to have gained some weight lately. I mean, she’s a mother and her body is bound to change a bit. I think what is so unflattering is that she continues to dress like some stick-thin teenager. Honestly, if she toned back the crazy bleach blonde hair, went a little darker, and wore clothes that made her look classy, rather than trashy, I believe people would be a lot more forgiving of her new, fuller figure.
Girl has confidence. Everybody calls her fat and what does she do? Stuff herself into something shorter and tighter just to rub our faces in it.
Nik.. I may not totally agree with you about the 99.9 percent, but I saw her in concert and the girl has a set of pipes… The thing is, when celebs pack on extra pounds, the weight-loss companies clamor to get them to be their spokespeople.. They pay them big bucks to lose it !! How many of you can say that ???
yo mama pays me big bucks…
Duke, up to 10 seconds ago I was feeling pretty proud of myself for being able to follow my diet. Now I feel like a moron. Thanks!
Maybe she has a lithopedion?
I would hammer her in the butt, while we shared a bucket of Kentucky fried chicken ..
+100000
She looks a lot nicer in the face without that fucking red lipstick she always wears.
The first shot is foxy as hell. It’s only downhill from there. Heh.
No ya’ll, she’s not fat, she’s just defrosting her Thanksgiving turkey under her dress. Multitasking!
She looks like the second coming of Nancy Spungen.
i would fuck the shit out of christina aguilera even if she gained another 20 pounds!
hold up….. is she pregnant again?
that’s what i was going to say!
Ok. Sexy.
Shes still hot as hell. Totally would.
Beautiful & curvy. So gorgeous!
yeah… just wait til those Spanx come off.
Beautiful! You go girl!
She is stunning!
… as a pig with make-up!
She is gorgeous! You go Christina!
how sad. she tried to wear jennifer love hewitt’s bandage dress to look skinny.