Remember How Christina Aguilera Got Really Skinny? That’s All Over Now

Sometime around April of last year, Christina Aguilera got crazy skinny after looking perpetually pregnant for most of 2012 and almost ruining The Voice in the process. Except, good news, she is pregnant now presumably because no one gave a shit about her engagement announcement last week. People reports:

A week after announcing that boyfriend Matt Rutler had proposed, the singer has more happy news to celebrate.
Aguilera, 33, and Rutler, 29, a film producer, are set to welcome their first child together, PEOPLE confirms.

This will be Christina’s second child, although technically her first non-half-mole-half-human abomination hellbent on conquering the surface world. They say his first targets will be world leaders that have looked at mommy’s boobies, so have fun with that in 2016, Hillary. You think just because you’re a woman you can stare at tits whenever you want. WELL YOU’RE WRONG.

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