Remember How Christina Aguilera Got Really Skinny? That’s All Over Now

February 21st, 2014 // 6 Comments
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Sometime around April of last year, Christina Aguilera got crazy skinny after looking perpetually pregnant for most of 2012 and almost ruining The Voice in the process. Except, good news, she is pregnant now presumably because no one gave a shit about her engagement announcement last week. People reports:

A week after announcing that boyfriend Matt Rutler had proposed, the singer has more happy news to celebrate.
Aguilera, 33, and Rutler, 29, a film producer, are set to welcome their first child together, PEOPLE confirms.

This will be Christina’s second child, although technically her first non-half-mole-half-human abomination hellbent on conquering the surface world. They say his first targets will be world leaders that have looked at mommy’s boobies, so have fun with that in 2016, Hillary. You think just because you’re a woman you can stare at tits whenever you want. WELL YOU’RE WRONG.

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  1. What’s the over/under on how long it will take her to get rid of this man after she craps out his baby?

  2. Coco T-Rex

    Her career is floundering. This way she keeps her name in the headlines, and seeing what happened to her the last time she was knocked up, this will set her up well for her next logical career path: porn. If I remember correctly, them titties got up to an E after her pregnancy!

  3. “Remember How Christina Aguilera Got Really Skinny?”

    No, I guess I blinked and missed it.

  4. MRF

    God damn it, Fish, the quality of this site is slipping. Where are those blue dress milf tittie pics from last pregnancy?

  5. Why does she have to spackle her face and use an entire can of hairspray to be seen in public. She was pretty back in the “Genie in a Bottle” days, but now she just looks like a tranny.

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