Christina Aguilera Never Wears Underwear

“What are you waiting for, Kermie? Moi is ready for you!”

While appearing on Chelsea Lately last night, but only after Chelsea Handler agreed to wear fishnets (Why do you hate America?), Christina Aguilera revealed she never wears underwear because that’s exactly the kind of thing you want to hear from a ballooning drunk who’s completely given up on her appearance. Via E! News:

“I don’t like to wear underwear,” Xtina said. “I like to be as free as possible at all times. It’s just who I am.”

Aguilera went on to explain, “It’s empowering. It’s pussy power!”

In the immortal words of Shakespeare, “Turgid have I become, lost in thoughts of bog-like aroma wafting from yonder stems of cheese and girth, J/K, ninja, shit is cray.”

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