“What are you waiting for, Kermie? Moi is ready for you!”
While appearing on Chelsea Lately last night, but only after Chelsea Handler agreed to wear fishnets (Why do you hate America?), Christina Aguilera revealed she never wears underwear because that’s exactly the kind of thing you want to hear from a ballooning drunk who’s completely given up on her appearance. Via E! News:
“I don’t like to wear underwear,” Xtina said. “I like to be as free as possible at all times. It’s just who I am.”
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Aguilera went on to explain, “It’s empowering. It’s pussy power!”
In the immortal words of Shakespeare, “Turgid have I become, lost in thoughts of bog-like aroma wafting from yonder stems of cheese and girth, J/K, ninja, shit is cray.”
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, Splash News
Can we PLEASE have some evidence of that!!
Just follow the slime trail and all will be revealed.
Yes. They don’t make them that big.
You obviously didn’t see the Nastina performance at Etta James’ funeral.
Careful what you wish for…
Well, Halloween is approaching. I suppose evidence would make for a frightening decoration…
Consider her current physical and emotional state, do you REALLY want evidence of that? This would have been (somewhat) great news 10 years ago. I say somewhat because while she was smokin’ hot in ’03, she didn’t look “clean”.
i keep hoping that this is all an elaborate troll, and that any minute she’s going to tell us that she’s been wearing one of eddie murphy’s fat suits from the nutty professor movies this whole time
Someone needs to tell her that “free as possible” and “blasted off your ass on Adderall” are not the same things.
I’m more surprised that Chelsea Handler is still a person with a show. What was the thinking, E! network? Did you decide that you had Joel McHale, so the rest of the 23.5 hours of the day could be filed with intolerable asshats?
That show was actually pretty funny, back before Chelsea Handler’s ego became so inflated that they had to move her to a bigger studio to accommodate it . At some point it basically turned into the “Here are all my famous friends!” show, she stopped making fun of all her buddies (i.e. “Come on my show or I’ll make fun of you!”), and it became more and more about name-dropping rather than being funny.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Never give a woman fame. *Straight* to their head.
Right, EricLr, as if there aren’t countless examples to the contrary when it comes to that last statement you made – which I hope is actually a poor attempt at a joke – and even more examples showing that fame can and does go straight to the heads of men.
Hes just one of those men with TINY cocks and a father who beat his mom growing up so he really cant be taken as anything more than a sorry joke. You can read the effort he put into his comment lol
LAME
“Cunt” does suit you.
I’ve watched the show on a few separate occasions and didn’t crack a smile once. If she looks bored by her own material how am I supposed to find it funny?
Yeah, sorry, maybe I’m in a minority here but I’ve always considered Chelsea Handler (Kathy Griffin, and a number of other female “celebrities”) unfunny twats.
I bet her farts sound like a foghorn.
i bet your cock looks like a gerkin
She’s quickly descending into the Kardashian, Lohan, Paltrow highlighted “Just Go Away!” category.
She looks horrible on “The Voice.” Fat, sloppy tits, caked on makeup and bleached to death hair. She looks like she is fifty and has been on the road, singing at small nightclubs for the last thirty years. If I didn’t know, I would never guess she is a pampered pop star.
WOW lol you can read all the effort you took to try and be witty lol
But i can tell your a played out little queer boy filled with self hate and shame that wants to be accepted SOMEWHERE lol… Im sure you do know shes a pampered pop star since im sure youve been sodomizing yourself to her music lol
I actually agree with what Eddie said… and you jovycunt is nasty. But what can one expect from someone who picks ‘cunt’ as her own nickname.
I’m with Eddie. This chick was used up years ago, and is annoying as fuck.
I don’t mind her thick body, she’s still sexy… she just needs to learn how to dress for her figure. Same with the jersey girl hair & makeup…. she needs a proper makeover, not weight loss! Who the hell is her stylist?!
A very poignant observation
Why do people keep using the word “thick” when fat is really the appropriate word. One look at her and anyone can tell she is overweight. People now can’t just accept they are fat and get offended even when it is true so everyone calls them ‘thick’ which makes them think it is okay to be obese. But that is another topic.
Thank you. “Thick” suggests muscular, not squishy fat. She’s waaaay past thick and well on her way to mumu-wearing mult-chinned sloppy has-been.
Just like my soup, I like her Chunky.
Thanks for dragging out a fantastic quote from the olde Bard of Avon.
Why didn’t the people on E! zoom the camera on the snail trail she left on the couch on Chelsea Lately?
I coulda made it thru the day without knowing this :-/ “Pussy power”?! Keep it classy skank
yea im sure your classy ears were tainted from hearing a woman be comfortable with herself and her body so you went back to watching Downtown Abbey…. bitch please your on a gossip site at 10:29 am on a weekday.. u aint classy your unemployed is what u are lol
Someone who assumes another person is unemployed and yet can’t even differentiate the use of “you’re” and “your”. Example: “You’re in no place to be a judge of anyone’s being classy or not.” :) Who the hell says “Pussy Power” anyway? Besides Xtina and jovycunt. lol
Will her anti underwear statement discourage or encourage paparazzi upskirt attempts? She looks like she could stomp the shit out of someone if they timed things badly.
Fish, do not sully the good name of Miss Piggy by conflating her with Former Pop Star Current Trailer Trash Drag Queen Xtina.
Thanks.
Conflating always sounds like explosive flatulence, to me. And yet I still don’t like it.
so paris/britney/lilo attention whoring their way to fame 2005.
Linda Ronstadt thought the same thing about panties: “I sing better bare-butted.” Reportedly, she went commando when she first appeared on The Johnny Cash Show in 1969.
I knew I liked her.
O.K. Has anyone here ever worked in a fast food restaurant. Remember that putrid greasy meat smell? That’s what I can imagine it would smell like to be around her.
I think I am going to be sick.
I didn’t really have a chance to think about it…
Oh I get it – for Halloween she’s dressed as an argument against gay marriage. Because if Snooki and Christina Applegate got married and were somehow able to procreate, this is what it would look like.
There is no room for underwear when you are wearing 5 layers of spanx.
I’d eat greasy french fries from her smelly fat ass crack.
This would explain the drip seen ’round the world.
Methinks the girl overrateth the power of her snatch. Although, the stench might equal that of the ditch of Fleet in merrie olde London.
at least she’s wearing purple for spirit day.
We don’t put underwear on cows, so why is this considered a problem?
i hope she wipes well.
wouldn’t want skid marks on that dress
“What a girl wants, what a girl needs; some deep fried chicken, some mac and cheese”
Her comment had a smell to it.
Argh, now I can’t get ‘feta cheese’ out of my head.
Ugh.
I still like your comment though because I’m twisted…
Sir Mix-a-Lot just came
The problem with not wearing any underpants is everyone sees it when you shit yourself.
All is explained. It’s not crappy fake tan. Her legs are just caked with dried up crap.
If you wanna be with me
Baby there’s a price to pay
Gotta fry me some bacon
Gotta like my poopoo!
She said no underwear but she left out the fact that she wears, spanks, a girdle, a support push up bra, support panty hose and booty pops.
Not sure ‘power’ is what her pussy has, unless it’s chupacabra power…
the only power her pussy got is sewer leakage power
Thanks for the menstrual accident reminders, I was eating Tostino’s pizza rolls!
Great…someone else who is “embracing” being out of shape and overweight, and feeling “sexy”. Enough with the “I love my new curves”…you’re FAT. F-A-T. It’s not healthy. And it’s a lousy example to set. This is nothing more than someone letting herself go.
she looks proud of that azz
I think she’s waaay sexier than Kim Kardashian