Christina Aguilera Met Her New Man’s Mom Already

Seen here performing on Dancing With The Stars last week, Christina Aguilera met her new boyfriend Matthew Rutler’s mother over the weekend presumably to inform her she’s going to be a grandmother. Apparently, her son Max stayed in Los Angeles with Jordan Bratman who more than likely requested the time to determine if his son’s half-human blood impacts his ability to burrow like a true mole-man. If so, he’ll be forced to defeat a giant earthworm in combat to restore honor to his clan. People reports:

“This is the first Thanksgiving she was without Max,” says a source. “It was really hard for her and she was feeling sad, so she decided to go to the East Coast with Matt and a group of friends.”
On Saturday, Aguilera, Rutler and a few pals went to Rhode Island for a spontaneous visit to Rutler’s family home where they spent time with his mom, Kathleen.
“Since his family lives so close, they decided to drop in for a few hours,” says the source.

I’m going to assume this was an awesome visit for young Matthew considering he’s a production assistant which is basically the Hollywood equivalent of a cashier at Wal-mart, but worse because you work like a slave whenever rich people aren’t shitting on you. Sometimes literally. So, imagine being that guy and getting to go back home to tell everyone you knocked up a pop star. I’d probably write that shit on a T-shirt and start punching people. “Look who’s never gonna amount to anything now, pop! Hey, babe, could you throw a crumpled up five at his face? They paid us in jelly on my last film.”

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