Christina Aguilera Met Her New Man’s Mom Already

November 30th, 2010 // 39 Comments

Seen here performing on Dancing With The Stars last week, Christina Aguilera met her new boyfriend Matthew Rutler‘s mother over the weekend presumably to inform her she’s going to be a grandmother. Apparently, her son Max stayed in Los Angeles with Jordan Bratman who more than likely requested the time to determine if his son’s half-human blood impacts his ability to burrow like a true mole-man. If so, he’ll be forced to defeat a giant earthworm in combat to restore honor to his clan. People reports:

“This is the first Thanksgiving she was without Max,” says a source. “It was really hard for her and she was feeling sad, so she decided to go to the East Coast with Matt and a group of friends.”
On Saturday, Aguilera, Rutler and a few pals went to Rhode Island for a spontaneous visit to Rutler’s family home where they spent time with his mom, Kathleen.
“Since his family lives so close, they decided to drop in for a few hours,” says the source.

I’m going to assume this was an awesome visit for young Matthew considering he’s a production assistant which is basically the Hollywood equivalent of a cashier at Wal-mart, but worse because you work like a slave whenever rich people aren’t shitting on you. Sometimes literally. So, imagine being that guy and getting to go back home to tell everyone you knocked up a pop star. I’d probably write that shit on a T-shirt and start punching people. “Look who’s never gonna amount to anything now, pop! Hey, babe, could you throw a crumpled up five at his face? They paid us in jelly on my last film.”

Photos: WENN


  1. gogo


  2. Conan off the Brien

    shes the definition of a smelly pirate hooker

  3. Kinda hard not to when he lives in her basement.

  4. looseasagoose

    I would be all over this whore. YEAAAAAHHHH!

  5. such an irrelevant tranny…more britney please.

    • Uncle Mike

      Britney is the irrelevant one. You see, both are supposed to be singers and actresses, and Christina can actually sing and act. Britney can do neither.

  6. Dick Face

    I don’t get it, does she like cock or does she like pussy? oh well I guess she can have whatever she can get.

  7. dude

    I’ve been lovin’ this site for three years, but perhaps the mole man posts are the best. They kill me. “Battle a giant earthworm”….perfect.

  8. Luy

    Surprised to see this here.. How is this interesting? Slow day?

  9. Grand Dragon

    That’s a saggy titty. Maybe she didnt really have implants?

    • Facebook me

      I saw that too and thought baby after implants equals saggy. She needs a lift after baby number two.

    • Mama Pinkus

      more likely she had ‘em, then took ‘em out to breast-feed – they’re very distorted now and will likely be at her knees by the time she is 40

  10. Turd Ferguson

    What a pig.

  11. anonymous

    when did snooki stop tanning and stared singing?

  12. Upskrt Celebs

    WHat do you expect. Girls who break up with their guy always run to, and sleep with the next guy within minutes. I just love it when these girls sing about being independent and tough etc., but in reality their just females that need to be dominated.

    • Superman, I

      TRUE! Women are always what hold mankind back from progress. One day an alternative will be found for these crotch stinking pigs and they will be eradicated.
      Mark my words.

    • Grand Dragon

      Women are like monkeys in a tree. The will not let go of one branch until they’ve grabbed on to another. Every time you’ve ever been dumped, it wasn’t on a whim. She had someone ready to replace you weeks or months ago.

      Women REFUSE to be alone.

  13. Christina Aguilera Dancing With The Stars
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    If she’s not 100% pregnant, then she’s 100% on the Jessica Simpson diet.

  14. anonymous

    So, what did Xtina think of the Ronson’s ?

  15. Wow, who knew Miss Piggy would leave Kermit and chase after human meat???

  16. puddleduck

    Did she eat her estranged husband?

  17. Facebook me

    I’m wondering when are her and Jessica Simpson going to come out with their pregnancies?

    Otherwise, they must have tough skin if they can stand the whole world calling them fat.

  18. Christina Aguilera Dancing With The Stars
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    she is the prettiest piggy in the play. i will sqush her with my love.

  19. Christina Aguilera Dancing With The Stars
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s a white Tina Turner right down to the fucked up hair.

  20. sobrietyisacrutch

    I got a hundred bucks saying she hit on Bristol Palin.

  21. josh

    She’s not aging well…

  22. jojo

    Guaranteed this piggy had roast beef.

  23. well the preg xplains the body. hope she snaps back one day

    • kidchaos

      pregnancy might explain her body, but it sure as hell doesn’t explain her jacked grill. She looks like Miss Piggy

  24. Johnny Cage

    false alarm. Tell me when they have come all the way out.

  25. Christina Aguilera Dancing With The Stars
    Commented on this photo:

    What the hell happened to her? Porking out is the worst thing a pretty girl can do.

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