Christina Aguilera Has Left the Mole-Man
Jesus. When it rains, it everyone gets divorces.
“They were very much in love,” explains the insider. “But over the last six months, it became clear they were more like friends than husband and wife.”The source adds that Aguilera even “proposed their August trip to Italy to rekindle their relationship, but it didn’t help.”
Great. Now who’s going to warn us of the Mole King’s assault on the surface? I thought that was the whole point of this thing: Have a kid, earn his trust, take detailed notes on transmissions from Subterranea. It’s a waste of breasts, is all I’m saying.
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