Christina Aguilera Has Left the Mole-Man

Jesus. When it rains, it everyone gets divorces.

Seen here in June, Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman have reportedly separated and are living apart, according to Us Magazine:

“They were very much in love,” explains the insider. “But over the last six months, it ­became clear they were more like friends than husband and wife.”The source adds that Aguilera even “­proposed their August trip to Italy to ­rekindle their relationship, but it didn’t help.”

Great. Now who’s going to warn us of the Mole King’s assault on the surface? I thought that was the whole point of this thing: Have a kid, earn his trust, take detailed notes on transmissions from Subterranea. It’s a waste of breasts, is all I’m saying.

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