Jesus. When it rains, it everyone gets divorces.
Seen here in June, Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman have reportedly separated and are living apart, according to Us Magazine:
“They were very much in love,” explains the insider. “But over the last six months, it became clear they were more like friends than husband and wife.”The source adds that Aguilera even “proposed their August trip to Italy to rekindle their relationship, but it didn’t help.”
Great. Now who’s going to warn us of the Mole King’s assault on the surface? I thought that was the whole point of this thing: Have a kid, earn his trust, take detailed notes on transmissions from Subterranea. It’s a waste of breasts, is all I’m saying.
Photos: Splash News
she looks about 90
She’s got a ‘butta-face,’ in these pics.
When your skin is deprived of oxygen 24×7, that happens.
only me or is she starting to look like Cyndi Lauper, and that is not a good thing
I thot that too! Mayb brat can put rubberbands in his douchebeard like capn lou, and wrastle j-cow..
Let me start the chorus with ‘How the f did she end up married to him anyway?’
Then again, he probably never bargained for marrying a wax sculpture.
I wouldn’t kick her outta bed.
just waiting on Jessica alba to split.
but jessica alba is a good catholic… (HAR!)
So basically all the someone good looking chicks who married men that they are far superior too in the looks department are leaving them, which explains why Brittney Murphy’s husband was soo quick to off her…too soon?
somewhat not someone…oops
I think she was at her physical peak in the ‘Candyman’ video. It gave me a boner.
She was perfect in Dirty
Come to think of it, you are right. I stand corrected.
They should have stayed together, they both look like trash.
omigodomigodomigod! Please Call ME Christina!
“BEHOLD THE UNDERMINER!!!”
Well its about time, talk about unholy unions
she was hotter when she was chubbier…
Wow!!! They tried to fix things for 6 whole months!!! That’s a lifetime for celebutards.
Hahaha
WTF? Did everyone suddenly just forget what the hell marriage is all of a sudden? It’s like everyone now views marriage as just another form high school dating where a priest had to join them on the first date.
Marriage is a bond you’re suppose to tough out, not something where you get bored with after 1 year and then divorce.
Honestly? ‘It’s like everyone now views marriage as just another form high school dating’ is true. Toughing it out probably still happens, but not too damned often.
sad but true. but if you were looking for that special someone and you end up getting divorced. that’ll hurt more than viewing marriage as high school dating.
Life is too short to tough it out, and we are not physically wired that way. Seriously. The theory of monogamy is only as old as the advent of agriculture. At which point we started looking at women and children as properties, not part of our tribal family.
Humans are not advanced sea monkeys. We have honor and morals given to us to make us better people and keep us uniform or otherwise devolve into the animal kingdom. Things like marriage have been around since the first family was on earth, it’s not something a guy in ancient Greece thought about while he was playing Halo 3. Without basic things such as these we end up becoming an anarchy like animals are. Just things that procreate, leave behind children on their own, eat their young, and bash in the other monkey’s skull for his steak.
Agriculture is pointless. Why should the human race try to improve itself at all? Let’s all move back into the jungles (all 6 billion of us) and live off the land. Sure, I bet you can do it if you brought along camping gear and food supplies. Or we’d probably end up with one of those Lord of the Flies scenarios.
She will be hooking up with “The Donald” next
I will bet any amount of money that he’s the one who left her. I really find it hard to imagine anyone would enjoy being married to her.
Does this mean Jordan cant star in the sequel to “shes out of my league”?
He’s gonna miss that pirge – like sticking it in a warm oily knish it was!
Never understood what she saw in that hideous scrub anyways.
Not that I think she’s anything great, but in my experience the hottest chicks end up having the biggest trolls of boyfriends. It doesn’t even surprise me anymore.
Wish she would do something different with that ugly ass platinum hair already. That color is so played out.
Jordan Bratman, prototype for the hipster troll doll.
Fuckin Quitters. No one takes marriage seriously.
Check out her knees !
all he’s missing is a tin cup.
wasn’t she making him live in the guest room while she had new boyfriends sleep over in the main house? that’s what i heard…..
Basically, im a huge Christina Aguilera fan, but i can’t seem to find any information on her next album or next tour (after the Back to Basics tour).
http://musclex.net/
psssssssssst: HE LOOKS LIKE A MOLE, folks!!
she looks better without all the makeup!
She is so hot…good thing she has put herself back on the market!
Page 6 is suggesting that the breakup was caused by a fling with the ladies…Sam Ronson in particular. Maybe she will become her new plaything! Love the girl/girl/ celebrity couples!
Maybe he started standing up for himself and her overinflated but fragile ego couldn’t take it.
We all know she’s a man hating misandrist which is why no real man would put up with her.
I guess he grew a pair.
why do these clebrities try SO hard to hold on to their sexiness? She is looking like such a hag in these pics. I’d have way more respect for her if she weren’t trying so hard.
Seriously, these performers are 3/4 famous for their cheesy “attitudes” and pop culture “sex appeal.” After they begin to age at all, trying to stay in that persona just looks damn silly.
The quality of their music is not good enough to carry them through the loss of their looks.
What is a mole person?
Have Nothing Against This Guy – But Why in The World Would Xtina date This Guy – Is She a blonde ??