Because blowing the National Anthem only a week ago wasn’t enough, Christina Aguilera managed to fall onstage at the end of her 2011 Grammys performance and you can literally see her saying, “Fuuccck,” in every single photo. Although, in her defense, that can’t be good for the baby. (We’re back to that.) At this point, it’s almost as if God got tired of everyone in Hollywood getting divorced and decided to take it out on Christina in the most hilarious ways possible.
JESUS: Bahaha! During the Grammys. Nice one. What’re ya gonna do next?
GOD: I was thinking when her new baby is born — It’s black! WAHAHAHA!
JESUS: WOW!
GOD: Too Mel Gibson-y?
JESUS: A little.
MEL: Just a touch.
GOD: You guys suck.
Photos: Getty, WireImage
Did anyone else see the ninja/dancer dude land on his ass and get up holding his back, or was that choreographed and I still don’t understand interpretive dance?
LOL!!! i thought i was the only person who saw that!!! LOL
I’ve been trying to find anything on the net about it, no luck. I don’t think it was choreographed! that musta hurt!
If a tree falls in the forest… can it hit the high notes?
Timmmmm….berrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Something tells me Christina is going to die taking a dump on the toilet. At last she will go out with some class.
Frankly, I’m not surprised she stumbled… she probably had a hypoglycemic episode trying to out-wail and out-diva the other real talent in that lineup (Go Florence!).
Those are some nice birthing hips.
I like that big old ass of hers
Go figure, she physically did what her career has been doing since “Lady Marmalade”.
Everyone loves a Train Wreck !
Amen to that. Aren’t a lot of people watching these song & dance award shows specifically to see someone fuck up big time?
language missy
Dress was too tight..
So when does she fall in that video?
Yeah I watched it twice and she doesn’t fall, let alone stumble. Wrong video?
go to 0:30 in the video, right as they’re zooming out, you see her blonde head go down. she quickly recovers…
You called it Fish – pregnant for sure She was completely out classed and out sung by everyone else in that line up.
What a fuckin racket! The last bit where they’re trying to out-do each other was terrible. And this is talent? I shit better than that.
lol
She is getting as big as a cow not good.
She’s pregnant, you idiot.
“Attack of the Anal Bead Woman!”
Is that what is happening in this picture?
Cos at first glance it looks like she’s yanking a long string of red anal beads out of someone.
enough with the R&B knuckleheads. bring back ROCK AND ROLL
they tried…with a bevy of aging rockers..and they lost to a band named Muse? (I’ve never heard of them, but I’m out of touch alot) and Bob Dylan needs to call it day..eeshh
not the old ones. NEW ones.
Actually Muse did a good job on stage. Unfortunately there aren’t many, if any, Rock N Roll bands worth mentioning who are new. They are either wannabe punk bands, trying to revive 80′s glam rock, sing like they have been possessed by satan, play the same monochromatic rhythms and cords, or just royally suck.
As for the group that won Album of the Year, Arcade Fire… I’m Canadian but WTF are they? Noise, noise, noise, noise no talent. I too miss the days where a Rock N Roll or Metal band could rock viciously hard but still have musical, rhythmic and lyrical integrity.
Leave her alone. Isnt she going through enough already. She is a very talented woman and thats all we need to know about her. Let her have her own personal life like the rest of us have.
Pffffttt… You are new here aren’t you….
we aren’t laughing at her personal life. this is about her her lack of ability to over-sing a song in public and do something else at the same time. Like stand…or remember the actual lyrics.
Over-sing – wow that she can achieve that status would mean that you’re an idiot for making fun of it – all you under-achievers with negative remarks
So Jennifer Hudson lost 80 pounds…. Hmmmm… Apparently, Christina found them.
You’ve been saving that one, admit it.
:)
hahahahaha. Who writes yer material? It’s GOLD!!! GOLD I TELL YA!!!!
Post of the day right there.
Ohhhh they’re lips?? I thought her microphone was covered in tiny little sausage links.
A tribute to Aretha Franklin and the fattest ass on stage is…. Mexican? Race equality has come a long way people. A long fat fat way…
Hostile today eh?
No special Valentine for tonight?
LOL – IBTC you are ALWAYS calling me something…. Hostile? Nay…Just taking a chance on a racey fat joke…
Just trying to get inside the mind of the master
Like what wud be your death row last meal?
and other fun stuff like that.
No more somethings, k?
Does she have a tattoo on the inside of her left arm? Or are those bruises?
Well, when you still have Sasquatch living under your roof, those things tend to happen
This broad can’t catch a break, lol.
I didn’t know Cyndi Lauper had a fat sister.
Listen, I was ‘cc’ first around here…just ask. You’ve got to use different letters or I’ll squish your head between Christina’s and Kim K’s asses.
Pffft…Christina Aguilera! Total wase of peroxide.
Jennifer Hudson on the other hand, is the only one fit to inherit Aretha’s crown.
“Fit” being the operative word….
her giant hips threw her off balance
Dang, nads stole my freakin’ post. Seriously though, once an ass like that gets a bit of momentum behind it, there’s no turning it around. A few more pounds and she’ll need a cherry picker to move her ample ass around stage.
Since the boob job, she was top-heavy. This is proof that she is now middle heavy.
You know she is about to have her crazy public meltdown.. since Britney did it first, and GaGa isn’t around for her to recycle.
I don think she’s has time to get back in shape for a memorable panty-less annus horribilis…
The dialog between God and his posse is classic. You rock, Mr. Fish!
Looks like a case of the ‘ole jelly-donut-between-the-thighs trick.
Christina: “Fuck! These field sobriety tests are HARD!”
To be fair, the junkie bruises on her arm are a dead giveaway she just loaded up enough heroin to wake Keith Richards up from a mild nap (in other words, enough to kill a horse). You try standing up after that.
I find it a little hard to believe she’s used up all that injection real estate on her ass…
There’s enough injection real estate there to build a small city.
Based upon her ass size, I would say she is shooting bacon grease…
She didn’t fall. She was picking up a sandwich off the floor.
It’s a tough anthem to sing, nevermind remembering the lyrics (especially when you’ve got millions of fans just waiting it out ’til the game starts).. Critics, get over yourselves. A “disaster”? I think not. Ms. Aguilera has an amazing set of pipes, and did herself proud. As for falling at the Grammys, I held my breath every time one of the celebrated ladies took the stage in gravity-defying shoes. It doesn’t mean “something’s definitely wrong there”; she just tripped. Get over yourselves – nasty bullies!
We have found Oprah’s ass!
she looks really out of shape
Why is it everyone is wanting to hate on Christina Aguilera? She is a truly talented singer and beautiful woman and yet she is still just a PERSON. Cut her some slack for 5 minutes. We do not know everything that is going on her her life and nobody needs to be so critical of someone giving it her all (even if she may occasionally stumble)…. Christina is NOT out there getting photographed with pot or smoking from a bong so give her a break. I for one appreciated her efforts at the Super Bowl and at the Grammys.
She has sung that song her entire life. No slack. Cant stand on stage without falling. Something is going on. U dont know what she is doing behind the scenes. And she cant even sing well anymore. Is she pregnant or just getting tubby? U need to wake up. A high school student could have sung the national anthem better than her. Please.
GOD she looks terrible in those pics! How much weight did she gain!?
Christina is having some problems; read the signs people: divorce, weight gain; reports of her not only crashing a party but passing out on another celebrity’s bed, forgetting the lyrics to the National Athen which she has sung numberous times. falling on stage.
A celebrity’s PR person can only do so much covering before the tires start coming off totally………
Ask Charlie Sheen publicist.
Christina is a pig!
She does not know how to use her voice properly.
Coming to a light industrial strip hotel lounge near you…
Is that Clay Matthews 2 seats behind Rihanna?
White Mariah Carey.
goes to show, pigs arent meant to walk on their hind legs
Jeezus, when did she become such a cow? Seems like yesterday she was SMOKIN’ hot
Looks large around the middle. Wonder why? Thats all she needs. Everyone skirts around the issue of her instability due to possibly allegedly substance abuse. Is that why she cant remember words to a song shes sung her whole life and why she cant stand on stage without falling. She cant even sing well anymore. What is the big white elephant in the room? Have u heard her scream help?
she’s drunk ,cant sing,cant walk,looser!!
this gal seems to be following in Britney’s footsteps
DId anyone else notice that Christina Aguilera is really fat?
The curse of the Mickey Mouse Club all over again. Just keep her away from clippers and umbrellas… and Kevin Federline.