Christina Aguilera Fell At The Grammys

February 14th, 2011 // 85 Comments

Because blowing the National Anthem only a week ago wasn’t enough, Christina Aguilera managed to fall onstage at the end of her 2011 Grammys performance and you can literally see her saying, “Fuuccck,” in every single photo. Although, in her defense, that can’t be good for the baby. (We’re back to that.) At this point, it’s almost as if God got tired of everyone in Hollywood getting divorced and decided to take it out on Christina in the most hilarious ways possible.

JESUS: Bahaha! During the Grammys. Nice one. What’re ya gonna do next?
GOD: I was thinking when her new baby is born — It’s black! WAHAHAHA!
JESUS: WOW!
GOD: Too Mel Gibson-y?
JESUS: A little.
MEL: Just a touch.
GOD: You guys suck.

Photos: Getty, WireImage

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  1. johnnyhildo

    Did anyone else see the ninja/dancer dude land on his ass and get up holding his back, or was that choreographed and I still don’t understand interpretive dance?

  2. DogBoy

    If a tree falls in the forest… can it hit the high notes?

  3. DogBoy2

    Timmmmm….berrrrrrrrrrrrr!

  4. jojo

    Something tells me Christina is going to die taking a dump on the toilet. At last she will go out with some class.

  5. Frankly, I’m not surprised she stumbled… she probably had a hypoglycemic episode trying to out-wail and out-diva the other real talent in that lineup (Go Florence!).

  6. hmna

    Those are some nice birthing hips.

  7. Go figure, she physically did what her career has been doing since “Lady Marmalade”.

  8. See Alice

    Everyone loves a Train Wreck !

  9. Dress was too tight..

  10. andy7171

    So when does she fall in that video?

  11. Michelle

    You called it Fish – pregnant for sure She was completely out classed and out sung by everyone else in that line up.

  12. vandal

    What a fuckin racket! The last bit where they’re trying to out-do each other was terrible. And this is talent? I shit better than that.

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    Boo
    Commented on this photo:

    She is getting as big as a cow not good.

  14. Deacon Jones

    “Attack of the Anal Bead Woman!”

  15. Misanthrope

    Is that what is happening in this picture?

    Cos at first glance it looks like she’s yanking a long string of red anal beads out of someone.

  16. enough with the R&B knuckleheads. bring back ROCK AND ROLL

    • johnnyhildo

      they tried…with a bevy of aging rockers..and they lost to a band named Muse? (I’ve never heard of them, but I’m out of touch alot) and Bob Dylan needs to call it day..eeshh

      • not the old ones. NEW ones.

      • Actually Muse did a good job on stage. Unfortunately there aren’t many, if any, Rock N Roll bands worth mentioning who are new. They are either wannabe punk bands, trying to revive 80′s glam rock, sing like they have been possessed by satan, play the same monochromatic rhythms and cords, or just royally suck.

        As for the group that won Album of the Year, Arcade Fire… I’m Canadian but WTF are they? Noise, noise, noise, noise no talent. I too miss the days where a Rock N Roll or Metal band could rock viciously hard but still have musical, rhythmic and lyrical integrity.

  17. Babette

    Leave her alone. Isnt she going through enough already. She is a very talented woman and thats all we need to know about her. Let her have her own personal life like the rest of us have.

    • Pffffttt… You are new here aren’t you….

    • dennisdamenace

      we aren’t laughing at her personal life. this is about her her lack of ability to over-sing a song in public and do something else at the same time. Like stand…or remember the actual lyrics.

      • nycgal2011

        Over-sing – wow that she can achieve that status would mean that you’re an idiot for making fun of it – all you under-achievers with negative remarks

  18. So Jennifer Hudson lost 80 pounds…. Hmmmm… Apparently, Christina found them.

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    Mandi
    Commented on this photo:

    Ohhhh they’re lips?? I thought her microphone was covered in tiny little sausage links.

  20. A tribute to Aretha Franklin and the fattest ass on stage is…. Mexican? Race equality has come a long way people. A long fat fat way…

  21. appletime

    Does she have a tattoo on the inside of her left arm? Or are those bruises?

  22. That Guy

    This broad can’t catch a break, lol.

  23. CC

    I didn’t know Cyndi Lauper had a fat sister.

    • cc

      Listen, I was ‘cc’ first around here…just ask. You’ve got to use different letters or I’ll squish your head between Christina’s and Kim K’s asses.

  24. Gimme a Break!

    Pffft…Christina Aguilera! Total wase of peroxide.

    Jennifer Hudson on the other hand, is the only one fit to inherit Aretha’s crown.

  25. nads

    her giant hips threw her off balance

    • cc

      Dang, nads stole my freakin’ post. Seriously though, once an ass like that gets a bit of momentum behind it, there’s no turning it around. A few more pounds and she’ll need a cherry picker to move her ample ass around stage.

  26. brit

    Since the boob job, she was top-heavy. This is proof that she is now middle heavy.

  27. Jessica

    You know she is about to have her crazy public meltdown.. since Britney did it first, and GaGa isn’t around for her to recycle.

  28. Look who's roughing

    I don think she’s has time to get back in shape for a memorable panty-less annus horribilis…

  29. Bucky Barnes

    The dialog between God and his posse is classic. You rock, Mr. Fish!

  30. Jayne

    Looks like a case of the ‘ole jelly-donut-between-the-thighs trick.

  31. Bucky Barnes

    Christina: “Fuck! These field sobriety tests are HARD!”

  32. To be fair, the junkie bruises on her arm are a dead giveaway she just loaded up enough heroin to wake Keith Richards up from a mild nap (in other words, enough to kill a horse). You try standing up after that.

  33. youcandieNOW

    She didn’t fall. She was picking up a sandwich off the floor.

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    sandra
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s a tough anthem to sing, nevermind remembering the lyrics (especially when you’ve got millions of fans just waiting it out ’til the game starts).. Critics, get over yourselves. A “disaster”? I think not. Ms. Aguilera has an amazing set of pipes, and did herself proud. As for falling at the Grammys, I held my breath every time one of the celebrated ladies took the stage in gravity-defying shoes. It doesn’t mean “something’s definitely wrong there”; she just tripped. Get over yourselves – nasty bullies!

  35. Cardinal Fang

    We have found Oprah’s ass!

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    zoey
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks really out of shape

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    Michael McBride
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is it everyone is wanting to hate on Christina Aguilera? She is a truly talented singer and beautiful woman and yet she is still just a PERSON. Cut her some slack for 5 minutes. We do not know everything that is going on her her life and nobody needs to be so critical of someone giving it her all (even if she may occasionally stumble)…. Christina is NOT out there getting photographed with pot or smoking from a bong so give her a break. I for one appreciated her efforts at the Super Bowl and at the Grammys.

    • Realist

      She has sung that song her entire life. No slack. Cant stand on stage without falling. Something is going on. U dont know what she is doing behind the scenes. And she cant even sing well anymore. Is she pregnant or just getting tubby? U need to wake up. A high school student could have sung the national anthem better than her. Please.

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    billabong021
    Commented on this photo:

    GOD she looks terrible in those pics! How much weight did she gain!?

  39. Lisa

    Christina is having some problems; read the signs people: divorce, weight gain; reports of her not only crashing a party but passing out on another celebrity’s bed, forgetting the lyrics to the National Athen which she has sung numberous times. falling on stage.

    A celebrity’s PR person can only do so much covering before the tires start coming off totally………
    Ask Charlie Sheen publicist.

  40. TJ

    Christina is a pig!
    She does not know how to use her voice properly.

  41. cc

    Coming to a light industrial strip hotel lounge near you…

  42. Nick

    Is that Clay Matthews 2 seats behind Rihanna?

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    JosieBelle
    Commented on this photo:

    White Mariah Carey.

  44. Christina Aguilera Fell Fall Grammys
    still hit it
    Commented on this photo:

    goes to show, pigs arent meant to walk on their hind legs

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    Ned
    Commented on this photo:

    Jeezus, when did she become such a cow? Seems like yesterday she was SMOKIN’ hot

  46. Christina Aguilera Fell Fall Grammys
    Realist
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks large around the middle. Wonder why? Thats all she needs. Everyone skirts around the issue of her instability due to possibly allegedly substance abuse. Is that why she cant remember words to a song shes sung her whole life and why she cant stand on stage without falling. She cant even sing well anymore. What is the big white elephant in the room? Have u heard her scream help?

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    dave
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s drunk ,cant sing,cant walk,looser!!

  48. Christina Aguilera Fell Fall Grammys
    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    this gal seems to be following in Britney’s footsteps

  49. Christina Aguilera Fell Fall Grammys
    Commented on this photo:

    DId anyone else notice that Christina Aguilera is really fat?

  50. Ashley

    The curse of the Mickey Mouse Club all over again. Just keep her away from clippers and umbrellas… and Kevin Federline.

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