Back in August, Kelly Osbourne called Christina Aguilera a “fat cunt” because when you’re sitting next to Joan Rivers, you gotta keep up. Except over two months later, she’s still saying it, but that’s coming from someone who writes about Jessica Simpson looking pregnant every other day. Via Hollywood Life:
“Trust me. I’m a [size] 2/4. That is not a 2/4,” Kelly, 26, said about Christina, 30, on E!’s Fashion Police Oct. 14.
Kelly is getting even. “She called me fat for years,” she explained. “I was never that fat.”
Even though Kelly was talking about Christina at Michael Jackson’s Forever Tribute concert, I took the liberty of adding pics of her at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch over the weekend because I’m a deep admirer of the female body crammed into tights. In fact, sometimes I just sit outside a trailer park with my brush and canvas until they offer to make me their king in a ceremony lush with coon pelts and Mountain Dew. It’s all very mystical.