Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo. (He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: These rehashed photo galleries from the past year. They have boobs in them. And sometimes butts.
In case Exhibits A, B, C, D, E weren’t proof enough that 2012 was the Year of The Ass, here’s a ginormous Christina Aguilera at the AMAs where she answered the age-old scientific question: What would happen if Kim Kardashian and Snooki made a baby that could withstand the herpes smelting process? At last you can rest in peace, Galileo.
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