BREAKING: Christina Aguilera’s Ass Is Huge Now

September 17th, 2012 // 100 Comments
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Whatever willpower Christina Aguilera had to buy herself a pair Spanx forged in the fires of Asgard for the premiere of The Voice was apparently tossed out the window immediately after because here she is at the ALMA Awards yesterday looking like she’d be perfect for a sex tape Kanye West used to watch before banging groupies. Although, that’s not really fair because Christina Aguilera actually has talent and it’s a voice like Aretha Franklin so why not the body? Girlfriends be doing it for themselves, hmm-mmm. *snaps fingers* (Don’t ask me what just happened there.)

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    Seriously?!
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    How is this news?

    • Annie

      I feel obligated to tell you that you’re currently on a gossip website called THE SUPERFICIAL where people discuss superficial things that are not really news. If you want relevant news you’re in the wrong place. Try CNN, Reuters, AP.

    • kimmykimkim

      Perhaps what “Seriously” means is that Christina’s been a giant beast for a long time now.

    • This is very revelant to my interests.

    • zoel

      Xtina Is such a beautiful girl, like when she was “Back to Basics”, and even “Not Myself Tonight”.
      Why is she ruining her beautiful self with these obviously fake gluteal (ass) implants, and the filler in the face?
      Whoever told her to do that needs to get the crap beaten out of them. Cause she is beautiful, and didn’t need all that worthless surgery.
      I feel so bad for her. But, I will never stop liking her. She should have stuck with the “Back to Basics” steeze

  2. Bonky

    She’s gone over to the dark side. Girl puts on some weight and says she loves her body but then has to go all Kardashian with her ass. Shame. Next thing she will do is start using autotune like all the other morons instead of using her real fucking voice which is incredible.

    • Trek Girl

      Meh – she’s already betraying her natural talent by over-singing and putting too many flourishes into her live performances. It’s not quite as bad as singers who use auto-tune as a crutch, but it’s just as annoying.

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    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    Cindy Lauper is looking awesome!!!!

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Why the hell did Kim Kardashian dye her hair purple?”
    - The woman on the right

  5. SIN

    Just more to bounce on,

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Get the hell away from me! You smell like Haagen-Dazs and sadness!”

  7. SugarTits

    Padded Spanx? Her ass has been looking like someone dumped outmeal down the back of her pants ever since she gained weight.

  8. Christina Aguilera Fat Huge Butt Tight Dress NCLR Alma Awards
    Elle Diabla
    Commented on this photo:

    Just what the fuck?! How does this even goes from this to this!?

    [Imgur](http://i.imgur.com/O7q5f)

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    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    She is rich and already had the kid so now it is to hell with it. Eat and fuck all day and night. she has the life we all want.

  10. Christina Aguilera Fat Huge Butt Tight Dress NCLR Alma Awards
    Elle Diabla
    Commented on this photo:

    THIS, I mean!

    http://imgur.com/O7q5f

  11. cc

    Remember the video where she dressed up like the girl you’d paint on the side of a bomber? If you did that now you’d run out of plane.

  12. Christina Aguilera Fat Huge Butt Tight Dress NCLR Alma Awards
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    At least she’s got talent and works for a living unlike Kim Cowdashian.

    • Trek Girl

      Kim Kardashian is a hustler. It may not be a good talent, but believe you me, it is a talent. Most people would not be able to do what she has done – or fell ass-backwards into, as the case may be – even if they had the parents and circumstances that she has.

    • FedUp

      And unlike all of the democrats that just look to the the mailbox for someone else to send them money.

  13. You can practically see the curvature of spacetime from the Spanx compression of the matter in her ass.

    Any more of that and you’re going to go under the Schwarzschild radius and it’ll collapse into a singularity.

    That said, I’d so hit it rotten.

    • cc

      ‘Any more of that and you’re going to go under the Schwarzschild radius and it’ll collapse into a singularity.’

      Geez, do you think I am come here to learn shit? I come here to be a bastard.

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    RoXanne DeMonica
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    this is the only one that actually kind of appeals to me in a fat bitch kind of way lol…

  15. Kojak

    Considering that she is fat, a big ass is just part of the concept…

  16. Ben

    Why do donuts have to taste so good?

  17. Jade

    Christina finally came to terms with being fat and decided to roll with it.

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    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    Coco?, is that you?

    • Combining Xtina, Coco, JLo, Kim Kardashian & Niki Minaj would be a VoltrAss of epic proportions. They would need Jessica Simpson and Christina Hendrick’s tits, just to even things out.

  19. Christina Aguilera Fat Huge Butt Tight Dress NCLR Alma Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s got a lot left over from her fat days. I try to avoid all pictures of her now. Don’t want to ruin the images I have stored in my spank bank.

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    Sandoucheky
    Commented on this photo:

    Head first, boys! Head-fucking-first.

  21. Annie

    I was looking through a box of old things the other day and found the single for Lady Marmalade. I swear Christina looks like a 13 year old prostitute. It was so awkward to see. So skinny and child looking. Whoever approved that look on her was wrong wrong wrong. Worst look ever.
    How does one go from malnourished to having the body of mother of 10? No in between?

  22. Holy shit she ate the Mouseketeers !!

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    Boo Yah
    Commented on this photo:

    Correction: Xtina’s EVERYTHING is huge now.

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    amir
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    Christina NEVER had an ass. When she was skinny, it was flat, so evidently there was some chemical ‘enhancement’?.
    I can’t say its an improvement.

  25. Eric

    How many Christina’s are in there?

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    Quijibo
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that her sexy look?

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    Ronaldo
    Commented on this photo:

    The dog does not want none of that.

  28. I’d love to have her serve me some tortillas, rice, and beans. Then she could follow it up with, “There’s plenty where that came from. As soon as you’re done, I’ll start working on today’s first blow job…”

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    ss109
    Commented on this photo:

    No Christina that’s not Ketchup or the kind of DOG you think it is!!

  30. joe

    Not only is her ass gigantic but her cheeks are huge as well.

  31. What a Girl Wants is four fried chickens, and a Coke.

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    jajaja
    Commented on this photo:

    Breaking: chairs

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    stratacat
    Commented on this photo:

    not pictured: kermit flirting with adam levine.

  34. Beer Baron

    The Madame Castafiore transformation is almost complete. She must be a huge Tintin fan.

  35. AnnaD.

    Adele has lost some weight

  36. thespiral

    Who cares? She’s rich, talented and can do whatever she want. If I didn’t have to work for a living and didn’t need to look good for a man, I’d be as fat as a house…

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    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    MOOOOOOOOOOOOO still a cow.

  38. tlmck

    Corrected Headline.

    BREAKING: Christina Aguilera is huge!

  39. Ben

    And her face is all busted to shit.

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    justin
    Commented on this photo:

    Genie can no longer fit in the bottle

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    BAHAH
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    It’s really sad when THIS is what she used to look like:
    http://www.inflexwetrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/christina-aguilera-sexy.jpg
    I guess she got over her divorce by eating her feelings…

  42. The Royal Penis

    CoCo’s got nothing on her.

  43. Toad

    Wow, Coco has really let herself go

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    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    whaaaa-da-hell-haaaaappened?!

  45. Christina Aguilera Fat Huge Butt Tight Dress NCLR Alma Awards
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    Future spokes person for Jenny Craig? She’ll make millions!

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    vavavoom!
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she’s awesome. She’s a diva and she looks like she doesn’t give a f*ck. You don’t have to be skinny to be sexy. Anyway, it’s all about the voice!

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    Jon Hex
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    Gotta squeeze ‘em all! – Ass Ketchum

  48. whatthe

    Her ass has always been sloppy. Even when she was thin, she looked like she needed a personal trainer to focus on tightening that ass up Jessica Biel-style. Christina is just lazy and overindulgent. I’m not surprised at all that she turned out this way.

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    KellyC
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    Lemme get this straight:

    she’s NOT pregnant?

  50. Christina Aguilera Fat Huge Butt Tight Dress NCLR Alma Awards
    KellyC
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    Even at 27 weeks Xtina is still glowing.

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