BREAKING: Christina Aguilera’s Ass Is Huge Now

The Superficial / September 17, 2012

Whatever willpower Christina Aguilera had to buy herself a pair Spanx forged in the fires of Asgard for the premiere of The Voice was apparently tossed out the window immediately after because here she is at the ALMA Awards yesterday looking like she’d be perfect for a sex tape Kanye West used to watch before banging groupies. Although, that’s not really fair because Christina Aguilera actually has talent and it’s a voice like Aretha Franklin so why not the body? Girlfriends be doing it for themselves, hmm-mmm. *snaps fingers* (Don’t ask me what just happened there.)

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