Whatever willpower Christina Aguilera had to buy herself a pair Spanx forged in the fires of Asgard for the premiere of The Voice was apparently tossed out the window immediately after because here she is at the ALMA Awards yesterday looking like she’d be perfect for a sex tape Kanye West used to watch before banging groupies. Although, that’s not really fair because Christina Aguilera actually has talent and it’s a voice like Aretha Franklin so why not the body? Girlfriends be doing it for themselves, hmm-mmm. *snaps fingers* (Don’t ask me what just happened there.)
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Perhaps what “Seriously” means is that Christina’s been a giant beast for a long time now.
This is very revelant to my interests.
*Hearts the Torg*
Xtina Is such a beautiful girl, like when she was “Back to Basics”, and even “Not Myself Tonight”.
Why is she ruining her beautiful self with these obviously fake gluteal (ass) implants, and the filler in the face?
Whoever told her to do that needs to get the crap beaten out of them. Cause she is beautiful, and didn’t need all that worthless surgery.
I feel so bad for her. But, I will never stop liking her. She should have stuck with the “Back to Basics” steeze
She’s gone over to the dark side. Girl puts on some weight and says she loves her body but then has to go all Kardashian with her ass. Shame. Next thing she will do is start using autotune like all the other morons instead of using her real fucking voice which is incredible.
Meh – she’s already betraying her natural talent by over-singing and putting too many flourishes into her live performances. It’s not quite as bad as singers who use auto-tune as a crutch, but it’s just as annoying.
Cindy Lauper is looking awesome!!!!
Hey — hey — hey…watch where you’re going with that. Cyndi Lauper is a goddess.
The Goonies 2 could be a big payday. The theme song and her ass starring as the cave full of pirate ships and gold doubloons.
“Why the hell did Kim Kardashian dye her hair purple?”
- The woman on the right
Just more to bounce on,
“Get the hell away from me! You smell like Haagen-Dazs and sadness!”
Padded Spanx? Her ass has been looking like someone dumped outmeal down the back of her pants ever since she gained weight.
*oatmeal, lol
Just what the fuck?! How does this even goes from this to this!?
[Imgur](http://i.imgur.com/O7q5f)
She is rich and already had the kid so now it is to hell with it. Eat and fuck all day and night. she has the life we all want.
She’s eating all right. It shows. But fucking?! Not unless her guy has a fetish for fucking bean chairs.
Hmmm, I suppose my fetish then, would be fucking a fat Christina on a beanbag chair?
THIS, I mean!
http://imgur.com/O7q5f
Remember the video where she dressed up like the girl you’d paint on the side of a bomber? If you did that now you’d run out of plane.
This would work…
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eUMFAYLIfOI/S-l60VvFncI/AAAAAAAAAz0/NbmAZeRLLj8/s1600/super-guppy.jpg
That’s what Howard Hughes’ Gercules is for, silly!a
Hercules derp…-
At least she’s got talent and works for a living unlike Kim Cowdashian.
Kim Kardashian is a hustler. It may not be a good talent, but believe you me, it is a talent. Most people would not be able to do what she has done – or fell ass-backwards into, as the case may be – even if they had the parents and circumstances that she has.
And unlike all of the democrats that just look to the the mailbox for someone else to send them money.
I tried to give you a thumb-down, but it won’t let me, so I am doing it in comment form: thumb down.
The troof hurts.
The troof? The “troof” doesn’t exist. The truth, however, does exist, and it certainly wasn’t in that comment you made.
You can practically see the curvature of spacetime from the Spanx compression of the matter in her ass.
Any more of that and you’re going to go under the Schwarzschild radius and it’ll collapse into a singularity.
That said, I’d so hit it rotten.
‘Any more of that and you’re going to go under the Schwarzschild radius and it’ll collapse into a singularity.’
Geez, do you think I am come here to learn shit? I come here to be a bastard.
this is the only one that actually kind of appeals to me in a fat bitch kind of way lol…
Considering that she is fat, a big ass is just part of the concept…
Why do donuts have to taste so good?
Christina finally came to terms with being fat and decided to roll with it.
Also, eating some rolls sopped in gravy.
Coco?, is that you?
Combining Xtina, Coco, JLo, Kim Kardashian & Niki Minaj would be a VoltrAss of epic proportions. They would need Jessica Simpson and Christina Hendrick’s tits, just to even things out.
She’s got a lot left over from her fat days. I try to avoid all pictures of her now. Don’t want to ruin the images I have stored in my spank bank.
Head first, boys! Head-fucking-first.
I was looking through a box of old things the other day and found the single for Lady Marmalade. I swear Christina looks like a 13 year old prostitute. It was so awkward to see. So skinny and child looking. Whoever approved that look on her was wrong wrong wrong. Worst look ever.
How does one go from malnourished to having the body of mother of 10? No in between?
She ate the Costco pallet inventory of Marmalade
Holy shit she ate the Mouseketeers !!
Correction: Xtina’s EVERYTHING is huge now.
Christina NEVER had an ass. When she was skinny, it was flat, so evidently there was some chemical ‘enhancement’?.
I can’t say its an improvement.
How many Christina’s are in there?
She’s XXXXLTina
Is that her sexy look?
The dog does not want none of that.
I’d love to have her serve me some tortillas, rice, and beans. Then she could follow it up with, “There’s plenty where that came from. As soon as you’re done, I’ll start working on today’s first blow job…”
Be gone, Mel Gibson.
No Christina that’s not Ketchup or the kind of DOG you think it is!!
Not only is her ass gigantic but her cheeks are huge as well.
Storing nuts for the winter? Maybe she’s getting ready to hibernate.
What a Girl Wants is four fried chickens, and a Coke.
…and some dry white toast.
Breaking: chairs
not pictured: kermit flirting with adam levine.
The Madame Castafiore transformation is almost complete. She must be a huge Tintin fan.
Adele has lost some weight
Who cares? She’s rich, talented and can do whatever she want. If I didn’t have to work for a living and didn’t need to look good for a man, I’d be as fat as a house…
MOOOOOOOOOOOOO still a cow.
Corrected Headline.
BREAKING: Christina Aguilera is huge!
And her face is all busted to shit.
Genie can no longer fit in the bottle
It’s really sad when THIS is what she used to look like:
http://www.inflexwetrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/christina-aguilera-sexy.jpg
I guess she got over her divorce by eating her feelings…
i doubt she ever actually looked like that considering that picture is photoshopped to hell.
CoCo’s got nothing on her.
Wow, Coco has really let herself go
whaaaa-da-hell-haaaaappened?!
Future spokes person for Jenny Craig? She’ll make millions!
I think she’s awesome. She’s a diva and she looks like she doesn’t give a f*ck. You don’t have to be skinny to be sexy. Anyway, it’s all about the voice!
Gotta squeeze ‘em all! – Ass Ketchum
Her ass has always been sloppy. Even when she was thin, she looked like she needed a personal trainer to focus on tightening that ass up Jessica Biel-style. Christina is just lazy and overindulgent. I’m not surprised at all that she turned out this way.
Lemme get this straight:
she’s NOT pregnant?
Even at 27 weeks Xtina is still glowing.