Christina Aguilera Actually Doesn’t Look Pregnant and Other News

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- Diablo Cody is doing a rewrite on the The Evil Dead reboot. So, look forward to zombie hipsters quipping vague pop culture references to help emo adolescents feel less awkward. [Huffington Post]

- Lynne Spears in a swimsuit is happening right now. [Dlisted]

- Jessica Simpson will be eating soggy nachos today. [Lainey Gossip]

- Heidi Montag vs. Aubrey O’Day: Bikini Showdown. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Sara Jean Underwood is in a bikini, too. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Hot Redheads gallery with an inexcusable lack of Laura Prepon pics. [theCHIVE]

- Paz de la Huerta is naked and covered in blood. This time, its for a movie. [FilmDrunk]

- The Real Housewives Of The Bible: There are no words.. [Videogum]

- And Rachel Bilson looking like a real housewife of a trailer park. [Popoholic]

- Ryan Gosling auditioned for The Mickey Mouse Club to get ass. Nicely done, sir. [Just Jared]

- Bill O’Reilly freakout remix. A classic, enjoy. [Heavy]

- Chris Evans explains why he’s now in therapy. [TooFab]

- Justin Theroux heard Jennifer Aniston taking a loud dump. That’s how I read this. [IDLYITW]

- House Party Hotties: The sexiest girls from movie house parties. [Maxim]

- Being Plastered on TV in the Morning: Australian for The Today Show. [BuzzFeed]

- The 50 Greatest Sports-Movie Quotes Ever: My personal favorite (sadly omitted here), from Rocky Balboa “She died from the woman’s cancer.” [Bleacher Report]

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