Christina Aguilera Actually Doesn’t Look Pregnant and Other News

July 14th, 2011 // 28 Comments

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- Diablo Cody is doing a rewrite on the The Evil Dead reboot. So, look forward to zombie hipsters quipping vague pop culture references to help emo adolescents feel less awkward. [Huffington Post]

- Lynne Spears in a swimsuit is happening right now. [Dlisted]

- Jessica Simpson will be eating soggy nachos today. [Lainey Gossip]

- Heidi Montag vs. Aubrey O’Day: Bikini Showdown. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Sara Jean Underwood is in a bikini, too. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Hot Redheads gallery with an inexcusable lack of Laura Prepon pics. [theCHIVE]

- Paz de la Huerta is naked and covered in blood. This time, its for a movie. [FilmDrunk]

- The Real Housewives Of The Bible: There are no words.. [Videogum]

- And Rachel Bilson looking like a real housewife of a trailer park. [Popoholic]

- Ryan Gosling auditioned for The Mickey Mouse Club to get ass. Nicely done, sir. [Just Jared]

- Bill O’Reilly freakout remix. A classic, enjoy. [Heavy]

- Chris Evans explains why he’s now in therapy. [TooFab]

- Justin Theroux heard Jennifer Aniston taking a loud dump. That’s how I read this. [IDLYITW]

- House Party Hotties: The sexiest girls from movie house parties. [Maxim]

- Being Plastered on TV in the Morning: Australian for The Today Show. [BuzzFeed]

- The 50 Greatest Sports-Movie Quotes Ever: My personal favorite (sadly omitted here), from Rocky Balboa “She died from the woman’s cancer.” [Bleacher Report]

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  1. I’m certainly not one to comment on women’s fashion, but what makes her think that hair looks good?

  2. Shooter

    The Goonies are good enough…

  3. Christina Aguilera Cleavage
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    The cocaine diet: expensive last ditch tactic for those needing to promote shit in front of cameras.

  4. PoorMaryKelly

    She looks just like her mom. Her mother is ugly and pretty freaking huge.

  5. DoorLocks

    Diablo COdy is a hackneyed cunt and I hope Sam Raimi burns in his SPider-Man 3 created hell. WHY HOLLYWOOD WHY?

  6. tlmck

    When did Kim Kardashian go blond?

  7. the captain

    listen: she will be pregnant when she thinks it’s time to foll entire american.
    SO DON’T BELIEVE ANYTHING SHE SAYS OR DO!!

  8. 643-Marcjolla Christina

    Doesn’t look prego? I bet her body isn’t too bad.

  9. “Christina, calm down! When he said ‘you look good covered in grommets’ he didn’t mean anything perverted”

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