Christina Aguilera Brings Her Concubine on Trips Now

You can tell it’s a boy by the jowls.

Seen above at a Japanese press conference for Burlesque this morning where she presumably fielded questions about the Cher robot mysteriously not in attendance, Christina Aguilera also brought along her new boyfriend Matthew Rutler, forcing his band to cancel a gig at the last minute, but then again, you can’t buy this kind of publicity. And I’m not just saying that because they’re all production assistants who are lucky to get paid in Bisquick. (I am.) In the meantime, photos of Christina and Matthew getting cozy on the set of Burlesque way back in February have started to surface, and you can see them starting here before they become Exhibit A in Jordan Bratman’s airtight palimony suit that ultimately finances the mining laser he’s always wanted. “Prepare thee for penetration, Earth’s core. Mole Man’s feeling randy…”

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