You can tell it’s a boy by the jowls.
Seen above at a Japanese press conference for Burlesque this morning where she presumably fielded questions about the Cher robot mysteriously not in attendance, Christina Aguilera also brought along her new boyfriend Matthew Rutler, forcing his band to cancel a gig at the last minute, but then again, you can’t buy this kind of publicity. And I’m not just saying that because they’re all production assistants who are lucky to get paid in Bisquick. (I am.) In the meantime, photos of Christina and Matthew getting cozy on the set of Burlesque way back in February have started to surface, and you can see them starting here before they become Exhibit A in Jordan Bratman‘s airtight palimony suit that ultimately finances the mining laser he’s always wanted. “Prepare thee for penetration, Earth’s core. Mole Man’s feeling randy…”
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Holy double chin batman!
They’re shiny because the lycra is stretching so bad.
She’s not pregnant, she’s just been partying too much. She has the alcohol/late night munchies bloat. Her new BF is from Newport, Rhode Island (where I live) and he brought her home for Thanksgiving to RI. They were in several bars, drinking and at one point Miss Aguilera had to be carried out of the bar. Stop hatin. Just because she is famous doesn’t mean she is not allowed to gain weight. She’s going through a divorce, which is a serious life changing event, cut the poor girl some slack.
She has changed sooo much who knows has she had some plastic surgery? for some reason she doesn’t look the same she does remind me of Snooki now it seems like all the famous people once they get famous they change their whole look.Poor Christina that bleached hair and red lipstick need to go asap.
That’s some SERIOUS camel toe! All that’s missing is a cigarette and the sunglasses. Oh… Wait…
she looks much better to me, very sexy
one of the smartest,sweetest vioce, beautiful women that every lived an great in all manners of life as the way i see it