Chrissy Teigen’s In A Bikini And Other News

November 9th, 2012 // 18 Comments

- Gwyneth Paltrow wore horrible shoes. HER POWERS ARE FADING. [Lainey Gossip]

- I love the smell of burned bras in the morning. [theCHIVE]

- Jermaine Jackson doesn’t want to be a Jackson anymore, changes his last name to basically Jackson. No, really. [Dlisted]

- 21 Reasons Why You Should Watch “Adventure Time” (I approve this message.) [BuzzFeed]

- Hayden Panettiere apparently has perky hotness. [Popoholic]

- Just a reminder, Adriana Lima gave birth two months before the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Two months. [TooFab]

- Jennifer Aniston might be pregnant provided her unborn child is Mr. Freeze and can withstand sub-zero temperatures. [IDLYITW]

- There’s already a new Kate Upton. God bless you, Internet. [Hollywood Tuna]

- The Rock is playing Hercules in a Brett Ratner movie. I smell Oscar! And cocktail sauce. [FilmDrunk]

- What it would look like to have Scarlett Johansson burst into the shower demanding you say her new tattoo isn’t stupid. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- The dude who wrote Toy Story 3 is probably writing Star Wars: Episode VII. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  2. Snooki's Taint

    “Jermaine Jackson doesn’t want to be a Jackson anymore, changes his last name to basically Jackson. No, really.”

    No really not. Jacksun is the new name

  3. Chrissy Teigen Bikini
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    I don’t know what a Chrissy Teigen is, but I know I want one.

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    Inner Retard
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    She’s not bad but I’ve done better. And by better I mean jerked off to better.

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    Deacon Jones
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    wow, she’s looking pretty good here

  6. Sandoucheky

    Chrissy’s got a top-tier Twitter account. Coolest chick on the planet. H8 John Legend for that :(

  7. Jack London's sober moment

    so hot. norway meets thailand, yum.

  8. The Royal Penis

    I don’t know, the whole racially vague thing doesn’t seem to do it for me with her facially.

    She’s got a pretty good bod though.

  9. Chrissy Teigen Bikini
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    Nothing to look at here… let’s move on.

  10. Chrissy Teigen Bikini
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    She has no ass

  11. Lindsay Lohan Nicotine Lungs

    Looks like the babe I paid $2.00 bucks for a blowjob in Thailand.

  12. anonym

    butterface indeed.

    face looks smashed in from the top and front

  13. Chrissy Teigen Bikini
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    She’s programmable also?

  14. I love Adventure Time!! :D

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