Chrissy Teigen’s In A Bikini And Other News

- Gwyneth Paltrow wore horrible shoes. HER POWERS ARE FADING. [Lainey Gossip]

- I love the smell of burned bras in the morning. [theCHIVE]

- Jermaine Jackson doesn’t want to be a Jackson anymore, changes his last name to basically Jackson. No, really. [Dlisted]

- 21 Reasons Why You Should Watch “Adventure Time” (I approve this message.) [BuzzFeed]

- Hayden Panettiere apparently has perky hotness. [Popoholic]

- Just a reminder, Adriana Lima gave birth two months before the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Two months. [TooFab]

- Jennifer Aniston might be pregnant provided her unborn child is Mr. Freeze and can withstand sub-zero temperatures. [IDLYITW]

- There’s already a new Kate Upton. God bless you, Internet. [Hollywood Tuna]

- The Rock is playing Hercules in a Brett Ratner movie. I smell Oscar! And cocktail sauce. [FilmDrunk]

- What it would look like to have Scarlett Johansson burst into the shower demanding you say her new tattoo isn’t stupid. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- The dude who wrote Toy Story 3 is probably writing Star Wars: Episode VII. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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