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Butterface.
“Jermaine Jackson doesn’t want to be a Jackson anymore, changes his last name to basically Jackson. No, really.”
No really not. Jacksun is the new name
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I don’t know what a Chrissy Teigen is, but I know I want one.
She’s not bad but I’ve done better. And by better I mean jerked off to better.
wow, she’s looking pretty good here
Chrissy’s got a top-tier Twitter account. Coolest chick on the planet. H8 John Legend for that :(
Who?
so hot. norway meets thailand, yum.
I don’t know, the whole racially vague thing doesn’t seem to do it for me with her facially.
She’s got a pretty good bod though.
Nothing to look at here… let’s move on.
She has no ass
definitely has no ass.
6″ heels are supposed to make the ass jut out, but even here, it fails.
Looks like the babe I paid $2.00 bucks for a blowjob in Thailand.
Thailand? That was a man, baby.
butterface indeed.
face looks smashed in from the top and front
She’s programmable also?
I love Adventure Time!! :D