Chrissy Teigen Is Topless

Here’s supermodel Chrissy Teigen posing for a topless photo shoot with her husband, that guy who plays the piano but isn’t Chrissy Teigen topless so I’m wasting your time right now. As for how and why a married couple seems happy and is doing awesome naked stuff, it’s a mirage. You’re in the desert, and this is all a mirage. Including that cactus you just had sex with which was really a Gila monster, so you should probably get yourself tested. Those things never use condoms. It’s disgusting.

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