Chrissy Teigen Is Naked Again

Because I don’t feel like writing the words “Lindsay Lohan blew an entire preschool” to accurately explain how she managed to finish her community service in time, here’s Chrissy Teigen naked for DuJour which is apparently the end result of those topless photos from back in March. Also, I have another Josh Duggar post coming up, so I thought these would be nice before we spiral back into the darkness and have to think about a moon-faced fuckhead bigot touching his little sisters. Actually, I’m striking those words out because they don’t deserve to be around Chrissy Teigen’s boobs. Go on. Shoo! Git. Get outta here!

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