And Now Chris Pratt Remembering Every Word From Eminem’s Verse In ‘Forgot About Dre’

August 5th, 2014 // 12 Comments
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While I did stupid shit like go to college, Chris Pratt spent the early 2000s living in a van in Maui where he smoked weed all day and listened to Eminem. And if you think I’m being sarcastic, I sit in a basement writing about famous tits while Chris Pratt’s basically Space Robert Downey Jr. now thanks to Guardians of The Galaxy making a trillion dollars opening weekend. SAY YES TO DRUGS. STAY OUT OF SCHOOL. So here he is on the The Whoolywood Shuffle making millions of Internet vaginas sploosh by rapping the entire verse to “Forgot About Dre” which I can’t do either, goddamn college diploma. He also talks shit on Orlando Bloom who has it coming for failing to connect with Justin Bieber‘s face. And talking seriously for a minute, the state should probably take away his son. The boy deserves a real father.

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  1. Jacob

    The title says, “Enimen’s.”

  2. Wrote it before elsewhere, but might as well put it here too:

    Pratt is seriously winning 2014 right now. He’s currently out-Channing even Tatum.

  3. itz

    I want to have Chris Pratt’s baby.
    Does that make me gay?

  4. Cock Dr

    He damned cute, but married, so I really shouldn’t wonder about what he might look like without any pants on. I’ll just ask Amy Poehler.

  5. Swearin

    It’s only Tuesday and this just made my week. Well, this and Dinklage mullet, I’m only human.

  6. Apart from the various words he got wrong and the entire line he missed out, you mean?

  7. Dabs

    already remixed with the original music:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAoZDKlbzTc

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