One of these men is about to flash his testicles. Which will it- Oh, right, the headline.
Being a world-renowned journalist, I get lots of e-mails, comments, stripper-grams, tweets, etc. from female readers saying I don’t post enough eye candy for the ladies. So to remedy that, here’s Mr. Big himself Chris Noth flashing his fruit basket at a charity event in New York last night. Of course, like any time I try to please a woman, you’ll probably say, “My vagina’s not in my butt This isn’t what I had in mind,” but just yesterday you wanted to repaint the kitchen, so I think we can all agree you’re hysterical. Probably from filling that pretty little head of yours with thinking and the like, you poor thing. *puts fingers to your lips* Shhh… There, there. There, there….
Photos: INFdaily
Upskirts – not limited to the ladies any more.
I’m gutted it wasn’t Jack Bauer
Nice, firm, ample buttocks :). *sigh*
ditto
LMAO!! I love men, nothing about their nudity is secksi, it just makes me laughhhhhhhh.
There’d better be a shitload of t&a on this site for the rest of the week to make up for this.
Taints and Ass-hair count?
No. And don’t ever say taints again.
Taints
I’m trying to decide if the guy on the left is Scotty or Zorba the Greek.
That’s Brian Cox.
Don’t confuse me with facts.
You just fell for our sting and won yourself three months’ detention. There’s no such thing as “Scotchtoberfest”!
i didint know scotty was still alive.
Jimmy Doohan may be dead, but Scotty lives forever.
All hail the return of the pink star!
OK, this wasn’t quite as exciting as that headline would lead one to believe, but yes, now that I have seen Mr North’s balls (at least a portion of them) my day seems somehow brighter.
Thanks for sharing Chris……if whoever you’re sleeping with doesn’t mind the ass fur then who are we spectators to complain?
Thanks old guys for keeping it covered.
old like Keifer Sutherland?
Aw, c’mon, Mr. Big. This kind of comedy is really like picking the low-hanging fruit.
If I was a betting woman I would have put the money on Keifer being the one to whip up the skirt. Guess he hadn’t yet had enough whiskey.
If the lieutenant is indeed a woman, as she claims to be, then she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have ever seen! That’s why Roger Podacter was murdered! He found Captain Winky!
laughing my mother fucking asssssss offfffffffffffff
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Yes!!!! Thank you!
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Horraaaaayyy! for balls!
I hate this “duuurrr, here’s one for the ladies… some pictures of an ugly, old dude…” bullshit. Hey, how about you serve up the daily dose of bikini shots with some Sarah Jessica Parker pictures?
So true, we want some decent looking men at least…
at least it wasn’t Rip Torn’s balls
srsly? sex and the city may be stupid, and sarah jessica parker may have a horse face, but chris north is fucking hotttttt. let’s not bring ageism into this.
Ok so how about some naked WOMEN too
Oh stop your whining! For every picture of Chris Noth’s sessy undercarriage there’s about 100 pics of bikini-clad chicks. The proportion is in your favor, gents. Suck it up for once.
I agree with Sassyfras, let us have this one.
“Hey, ya, it’s me, Mr. Brokeback Mountain. You won’t believe what’s going on here. Call me back asap.”
Yummy! I’ll have some of that please.
“Who Wants To See Chris Noth’s Balls?”
No thanks, Fish.
I’ll leave that to the Perez Hilton crowd.
“I call this one….’The Goat’!”
I think there’s a rather significant number of us that like balls on this website.
HOORAY FOR TESTICLES.
Swing lowwww….sweet testiclesss…er, chariot…
I’m a lady and this was hot. i’d lick his balls. he’s hot.
Jim Gaffigan? What was this?
Exactly, no one is mentioning Jim Gaffigan? He’s awesome. I didn’t expect to see him hanging with Noth and Keebler but he deserves mentioning.
On this occation, I find the pink star a gift.
hot! i love balls and older men.
look at all those odd shoe choices.
Reminds me of the scene in “Billy Madison” where Bradley Whitford’s junk flops out of his gym shorts after he trips and falls in front of two kids:
BOY A: “Did you see that guy’s balls?”
BOY B: “Yeah. They were weird lookin’.”
A million “ass and the City” jokes just popped out in my head and I can’t even…
What’s Jack Bauer doing there on the right?
It’s a good thing I’m not a gambling man, I would have put everything I got on Jack Bauer.
Lulz, women. Oh, wait, I am one. Did you know they pay me less for the same work a man does? Oh, i’ve said too much. Imma go make a sandwich now. *Slams head into wall* “Stupid, stupid, said too much”
oh my, what nice quads you have!!!!
I love the Scots. But real men don’t wear skirts. I don’t care what you call them or even their history; it’s still a skirt.
Word
I’d kinda rather see Gaffigan’s balls.
Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?
Do your balls hang low?
He’s clenching.
where are the ones without the stars?
You have to click on the NSFW (not safe for work) thing on top of the picture in the gallery.
His ass is amazing, I never would’ve guessed! his legs look good too.
No complaints about the fur, I mean it would be really weird if he waxed there wouldn’t it?
That really is an amazing ass.
..then out of nowhere, the Law and Order trademark ‘scene chime’ was heard across the room.. “dunn dunnn”
HOT.
I’d spank that fucking ass so hard!!
It’s about time we got to see some dangly bits around these parts. Around THOSE parts, even.
More sexy men should wear skirts.
Grandpa?
He’s really is a great actor, how else could he pretend that SJP is attractive every week.
If my balls hung lower than my pecker, I wouldn’t do that.
that’s….. um… I can’t believe I looked. eww.
well, some ninety percent of manlu hollywood celebrities?
THEY WILL EVEN CONCIDDER A BL*WJOB!!
He no longer has the nickname “Mr. Big.”
thank YOU for posting this. I’m a 22 yr old female and i DEFINITELY appreciate some Chris Noth balls. yum.
Great job Fish, next time can we see some ATTRACTIVE men? Pretty please?