It’s Thor Holding His Baby

May 17th, 2012 // 27 Comments
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“Stars of Asgard, this precious child is like a delicately wrapped sandwich filled with various meats and cheeses and perhaps even adorned with peppercorn.. Wench, I grow hungry!”

By voluminous request, here’s The Avengers/Thor star Chris Hemsworth holding his newborn daughter India Rose in London yesterday because if you didn’t know already, handsome dudes holding babies are to women what a pair of breasts is to men. Granted, I don’t fully understand the genetic undertones of why it works that way, I am willing to bet it has something to do with babies being easy to carve into a new pair of shoes because they’re so tiny. Then again, that’s applying way too much logic, so they probably just like things that cry at the drop of the hat, too. Which is also pretty logical, goddammit.

Photos: Fame/Flynet

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  1. Chris Hemsworth Elsa Pataky Baby Daughter India Rose
    gnarla
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    I bet even the baby’s wearing sunglasses.

  2. cc

    Nah, he’s just keeping a loaf of bread warm.

  3. The woman he bred with is ‘Meh.’ Thor not particular.

  4. They didn’t call it “Mjolnir”? I would have named it Mjolnir.

  5. Are you sure they’re holding a baby? They don’t seem to be lugging a lot of baby accessories around.

  6. Chris Hemsworth Elsa Pataky Baby Daughter India Rose
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    mother of baby: “See honey??! See? I told you she was yours!”

    Thor: “My arse, she’s mine. She looks like Evans. Damn you, Captain America!! Damn you.”

  7. Chris Hemsworth Elsa Pataky Baby Daughter India Rose
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    “What do you mean I ‘can’t sacrifice her’? The gods will not be pleased.”

  8. Chris Hemsworth Elsa Pataky Baby Daughter India Rose
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    Elsa: “See? That’s *your* nose. She doesn’t at all look like that boyishly handsome, er, I mean…unattractive Captain America fellow.”

  9. Chris Hemsworth Elsa Pataky Baby Daughter India Rose
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    Thor: “I’m not buyin’ it. But you say I will get a tax break?”

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    bsauce
    Commented on this photo:

    This isn’t the gyro I ordered…

  11. I can’t lie, I thought it was a sandwich at first glance. I gaze at my delicious, oversized sandwiches the same way.

  12. Cock Dr

    Will he look at the baby like that after several nights of no sleep with the infant wailing at 90db and projectile shit & vomit coming out of it at both ends?

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    vgirl
    Commented on this photo:

    Ovaries blown.

  14. Chris Hemsworth Elsa Pataky Baby Daughter India Rose
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    Bullshit. That’s a hoagie.

  15. TetterkeT

    Hulk: smash.

  16. Chris Hemsworth Elsa Pataky Baby Daughter India Rose
    yep
    Commented on this photo:

    Seconded.

  17. Veronica

    Peppercorn! Actually, I appreciate the paparazzo who invaded their privacy, because that’s an adorable photo.

  18. lori

    God, he’s boring. And he can’t act. And he seems dumb as a brick. Yeah. Real Sexy. Thanks.

  19. Chris Hemsworth Elsa Pataky Baby Daughter India Rose
    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    I will always love you, loaf of lumpy french bread.

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